MJ sick fuck play

[rocketrubly]

Rules
1. Only single deck
2. Never hit on anything you can bust on.

System
Start with 25 dollar bet, if you win repeat.
If you lose, double bet to 50
Keep doubling until you win.
Once you win restart back to 25

Notes
You need enough money to play 10 hands, which if you're playing 25 to start that's 25,000.
My mom's friend, who I learned this from is not allowed in Casinos anymore from this system and has never lost 10 straight.
Pick a not to alarming amount to win and then move Casinos or take a break.
You are playing with odds, one getting a good winning hand or two, the dealer busts. You will never bust!!!


Every hand you win whether the 1st or 10th you bank 25 dollars.
So Every 20 hands won is 500 in bank.

You have to move because they will catch on and asknyou to leavenif you just sit at one table for hours.

No one has ever lost using the Martingale system!

Ho boy.......

No one has ever lost using the Martingale system!

Ho boy.......

Read the rules

 

[yyz]

You have to move because they will catch on and asknyou to leavenif you just sit at one table for hours.



Read the rules

I did. They are ridiculous. For one thing, no casino in the world let's you bet a spread of $25-$25,000. Why? For this EXACT reason.

Jesus Christ. If this worked, every casino ever built would go broke! It's the first "system" ever developed, and every gambler has tried it.

It does work beautifully, right up to the point you go broke and stagger home mumbling, "What the fuck just happened?"

 

[MadJack]

I guarantee I can lose 10 in a row.

 

[kickserv]

I guarantee I can lose 10 in a row.

hammer1 lost two in a row once.......but he still got paid.........double........and triple comps.

 

[kickserv]

This NBA thread turned into Rain Man at the blackjack table......

 

[kickserv]

And since this thread totally went "off the rails" (pardon the pun).......ya want a 100 percent guaranteed can't miss gambling strategy.....I got 4 words for ya......

United States of America

2024 World Junior Hockey Championships, December 26 - January 5, Gothenburg, Sweden

played Sweden -1½ +105. Finland's U20 team is a mess and coach don't know how to play this team. Sweden tt O3½ -110 and 60min -180 looks good too. Finland wins 5-4....clearly the Finnish coach read this thread and cleaned up his act just to prove Snafu wrong.

www.madjacksports.com

^^^^ can not lose ^^^^

 

[Slumdog]

I’ve lost 33 out of 35 hands once. 😂

I always play head to head. Reserve table. And yes. Losing 10 in a Row Is not a rarity.

Yyz said it
The Best spread you will get is 1000 minimum if you have a credit line big enough to let you go 25 k a hand. Typically need a 1 million credit line to go 25 k a hand

 

[kickserv]

The Best spread you will get is 1000 minimum if you have a credit line big enough to let you go 25 k a hand. Typically need a 1 million credit line to go 25 k a hand

Can you use your jet as Collateral?

 

[Slumdog]

😂 I wish I had one. But no. They just need to see a checking account with mucho Fkn dinero in it To open a line.

 

[Slumdog]

When you sign that marker. It’s like signing a Chec k from your checking account on file, that you gave them. After 45 days. They deposit those markers and if they bounce. They give you a friendly call to wire it in. If you ignore. In Vegas. It’s a criminal act. They come arrest your ass 😂 for check fraud.

Bottom line. Stick to Madjacksports and sports betting. Here you have a chance to win. In casino table games. You have ZERO chance. Yes. Zero. You might get lucky on a trip or two. Or three. Or many. But in the end. You will ALWAYS lose. The only system in blackjack is to not play blackjack.

 

[MadJack]

When you sign that marker. It’s like signing a Chec k from your checking account on file, that you gave them. After 45 days. They deposit those markers and if they bounce. They give you a friendly call to wire it in. If you ignore. In Vegas. It’s a criminal act. They come arrest your ass 😂 for check fraud.

Bottom line. Stick to Madjacksports and sports betting. Here you have a chance to win. In casino table games. You have ZERO chance. Yes. Zero. You might get lucky on a trip or two. Or three. Or many. But in the end. You will ALWAYS lose. The only system in blackjack is to not play blackjack.

!

 

[yyz]

When you sign that marker. It’s like signing a Chec k from your checking account on file, that you gave them. After 45 days. They deposit those markers and if they bounce. They give you a friendly call to wire it in. If you ignore. In Vegas. It’s a criminal act. They come arrest your ass 😂 for check fraud.

Bottom line. Stick to Madjacksports and sports betting. Here you have a chance to win. In casino table games. You have ZERO chance. Yes. Zero. You might get lucky on a trip or two. Or three. Or many. But in the end. You will ALWAYS lose. The only system in blackjack is to not play blackjack.

And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots.

 

[kickserv]

This thread has now turned into a public service announcement.

 

[rocketrubly]

I did. They are ridiculous. For one thing, no casino in the world let's you bet a spread of $25-$25,000. Why? For this EXACT reason.

Jesus Christ. If this worked, every casino ever built would go broke! It's the first "system" ever developed, and every gambler has tried it.

It does work beautifully, right up to the point you go broke and stagger home mumbling, "What the fuck just happened?"

you wouldn't have to play 25,000.
You must be slow 🐌
25
50
100
200
400
800
1600
3200
6400
12800

 

[rocketrubly]

Also I guarantee in all the people who say losing 10 in a row isn't that hard bust multiple times within 10 hands
Hitting on 12 because the dealer has a 10 and BUST

 

[yyz]

you wouldn't have to play 25,000.
You must be slow 🐌
25
50
100
200
400
800
1600
3200
6400
12800

I think it was the idiocy of your post that dumbed me down.

 

[oxnardca1]

Surprised he didn't see Hammer1 standing at the window

you wouldn't have to play 25,000.
You must be slow 🐌
25
50
100
200
400
800
1600
3200
6400
12800

I've always digged your profile image Rocket!
We all have different viewed and schools of thought on ways to gamble.
If this is how you play, then by all means... Do it!!!

Streaks happen, but whek ones losing and the continue to double down, yes you have to win eventually, right?
But the risk becomes too much to wager based of each hand being an individual one.
Let's say you get a double, or split hand, when you're wagering 12.8K, especially if you get ACES... OMG.

I tend to prefer single or double deck Blackjack.
I do play by the rules, and hita 16, against a 7 or above dealer hand.
I look at the whole. Table, and if I see player's doing obscure plays.... I walk.


Tables get hot and cold. When I'm winning, I bet more, when I'm losing I wager much less.

Just a take from me.

Best of Luck, my MadJack Brother!!!!

Almost forgot... This is an NBA THREAD..... I don't usually start to follow much of the NBA from a wagering standpoint, until the NFL finishes up.... Because the daily grind, can be much at times.

The Knicks and Sixers game drew my attention.... To the Under!

 

[oxnardca1]

BTW......... For those Older members, when I was younger, I would watch some Of John Patrick's videos. For multiple betting of games.

I do remember this rule....that I do try to live by.......... Knowledge, Bankroll, Money Management and Discipline!!!!!

OF WHATEVER ONE IS WAGERING ON!!!!

You have to have these 4 concepts down to a science, to WIN, more often!!!

Minimizes losses...... We all Get cold, from time to time!

 

[yyz]

BTW......... For those Older members, when I was younger, I would watch some Of John Patrick's videos. For multiple betting of games.

I do remember this rule....that I do try to live by.......... Knowledge, Bankroll, Money Management and Discipline!!!!!

OF WHATEVER ONE IS WAGERING ON!!!!

You have to have these 4 concepts down to a science, to WIN, more often!!!

Minimizes losses...... We all Get cold, from time to time!

Patrick called everyone a "dork"!

Lol

 

[yyz]

To view this content we will need your consent to set third party cookies.
For more detailed information, see our cookies page.

Accept third party cookies