MMA News MAY 2021

[THE_THONG]

okay, dumbfuckers

this thread has the right date this time, correct year :facepalm:

probably in a week or so, Randa Markos will be cut, toe in eye or no toe in eye

 

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Not mma news, boxing

Verdejo is done like Edwin Valero

 

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[kickserv]

this thread has the right date this time, correct year :facepalm:

You finally know what year it is.........well done:clap:

 

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You finally know what year it is.........well done:clap:

Avril always knows wuzzupp when I drop my pants :SIB

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Randa Markos has lost 4 in a row.

Lost 5 of her last 6.

Lost 7 of her last 9.

She is 2 and fucking 7, lands illegal blows and made twice as much as Pinheiro with no win bonus.



Pay

Randa Markos: $48,000 ($32,000 to show, $16,000 fight week incentive pay)

Luana Pinheiro: $24,000 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)




Why is this news?

Cause it confirms that Dana has seen them titties.

 

[kickserv]

News...

Randa Markos = Canadian Goddessx44:

 

[THE_THONG]

News...

Randa Markos = Canadian Goddessx44:

she is spokesperson for Revlon's Vagisil?

 

[THE_THONG]

holy fuck, Joshnaudi has been on madjack's longer than kickserv :scared

 

[kickserv]

holy fuck, Joshnaudi has been on madjack's longer than kickserv :scared

Actually no.......this site used to be called "kickjacks", thus I was the original:00x30

 

[THE_THONG]

Actually no.......this site used to be called "kickjacks", thus I was the original:00x30

but you still didn't come before the invention of the Chipwich :0corn

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

holy fuck, Joshnaudi has been on madjack's longer than kickserv :scared

That's old news

I'm also pretty sure I joined in either 98 or 99 but there was a server switch that gave me a new join date.

Since providing witty, comedic and semi useful sports news for over 2 decades, I was also tasked with creating or recreating these icons by Jack after a server move in 2014-2016 or whenever we had the logo change

kick has banned members for a combined 68,437 hours but he's also personally been trannyrolled 139 times

 

[kickserv]

kick has banned members for a combined 68,437 hours but he's also personally been trannyrolled 139 times

The above is fake news.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

The above is fake news.

That's actually true

One of those numbers is way too high and the other is much too low.

And to clarify, looking at a trannyroll on purpose still constitutes as getting trannyrolled

 

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Tyranny roll is only possible by redbelts like David mamet

 

[THE_THONG]

http://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1390863066540253189?s=19

 

[kickserv]

http://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1390863066540253189?s=19

Diego:facepalm:

 

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Happy mother's day to kick

 

[kickserv]

Happy mother's day to kick

:facepalm:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Happy mother's day to kick

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