My dumbest american neighbor

Nole

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BahamaMama said:
oh GEEZ, where to start with this one ;)

first off, let me assure all of you that had i looked closely at that picture BEFORE posting it, it never would have been posted......LOL.... it didn't look nearly as *crusty* around the bowl as the picture made it appear with the flash. :D

(and BTW, it WAS squirrel crust/dust/dirt, as once the toilet finally flushed, it all rinsed away with the water, and didn't take a scrubbing to get rid of it)

anyhoooo....as to what happened, i shut the bathroom door overnight an went to sleep... wasn't gonna let the cats pull it out, and DAMN sure wasn't gonna pull it out myself.

when dad and the kids got up, i let them know about it..... need dads permission before even attempting a flush (which didn't work by the way since HE tried it) after that, it was a five dollar bill waved in the boy childs face to dispose of it in a garbage sack).... so it's gone!! it was SO cute too :(

Gotta love those kids!

My 5 year old last week asked me to crack open his peanut shell for him. "Sure son." I barely crack it open so he can separate it and eat the 2 nuts inside right? Wrong! He opens it all right, throws away the peanuts and eats the damn shell! WTF are they doin' at day-care?

I'm taking him to a Dr. for testing. :)

Glad everything worked out. Hell of a story late Saturday night.

:mj07:

nole
 

BahamaMama

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Nole in Vol Land said:
I barely crack it open so he can separate it and eat the 2 nuts inside right? Wrong! He opens it all right, throws away the peanuts and eats the damn shell!
nole


my father does the same thing....(and throws the peanuts into a $5.00 beer where they won't DIVE)

are you sure your son isn't my BROTHER?? ;)
 

Nole

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BahamaMama said:
my father does the same thing....(and throws the peanuts into a $5.00 beer where they won't DIVE)

are you sure your son isn't my BROTHER?? ;)

I've never heard of such a thing! People actually do this?

I'll get a DNA sample ASAP!

Or maybe.............Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

:)

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this just got so confusing. nole's son is mama's brother. that means nole is mama's papa...
 

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Nole in Vol Land said:
I've never heard of such a thing! People actually do this?

I'll get a DNA sample ASAP!

Or maybe.............Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

:)

nole


don't worry hun, he wasn't guilty of alcohol abuse...he still DRANK the beer after throwing the peanuts (and POURING *not just sprinkling* salt into it) he just doesn't mind crunching peanut shells :( UGH...maybe what is should be question is is he is really my father rather than if your son i my brother ;)
 
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