My First Day As A Little League Soccer Coach

FUZZY NUTZ

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Even though 3 out of my seven kids at one point in time, including my own daughter, cried and did not want to play.

THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. ALL OF THOSE PLAYERS [INCLUDING YOUR DAUGHTER] SHOULD BE FINED $100 AND SUSPENDED FOR 3 GAMES FOR NOT WANTING TO PLAY. YOU NEED TO START CRACKING THE WHIP EARLY IN THE SEASON. WHEN THEY START ACTING UP ASK YOURSELF WHAT WOULD BOBBY KNIGHT SAY IN THIS SITUATION AND LET EM HAVE IT.
 

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Good for you glad you had a good time today and don't listen to some jerks who say it is not a sport, anything that children can do and have fun in be it baseball, pop warner football, hoops, soccer softball is good for the children and should be a place for every child who wants to play up until age of 13-14 for what ever skill level they are at. You have a, b and c teams no child should ever be turned away. Glad your doing what you are doing .

It is all about the social interaction and learning lifetime recreation activities and sports, not about winning, winning starts when your in the 15 and up age. if you don't think so ask Todd meranvich sp? dad he ruined his sons whole life at the winning at all cost from birth. Children need recreation does not matter if it is a sport or 4h, to many children are either out on the streets with the wrong people at the wrong age in the inner city, and in the burbs they are playing video games, not whiffle ball in the back yard, or under the street light in the summer or hoops late summer nights, they don't go cat fishing at night they just play these stupid video games.

Also seems lot of dads are to busy to play catch in the back yard or go fishing, take the children to the driving range, the more tech the less human contact with their kids not all but much more then when i was growing up in the 70's my dad always had time to play and the other fathers would play hoops also i don't see that out here or did I see it in fl. hell we use to play tackle football after the snow would come down hard and street would be frozen and had snow ontop of it , now a parent would not even let their kids or I bet half even do that and i don't know anyone who broke a bone or had a brain injury due to it. tech and v-games are the down fall of children and their fitness and it gets worse every 5 years just check the studies.
 

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Chop......I coached my daughters soccer team from the time she was 6 until this year......she's now 14 and decided to be a cheerleader for middle school football instead of playing soccer. Like you, I didn't know the first thing about soccer when I first started but I learned a little bit along the way. I probably missed it more than she did last fall. Can't drive by a field now and see kids playing without thinking about all of the good times we shared out there. Enjoy it while it lasts Chop because they grow up in a heartbeat!!
 

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I don't know what other soccer moms look like, but the one's who are on my kid's team and the ones we played against on Saturday were pretty cute. They are mostly in their late 20's going into their mid 30's. At least 30% of them are hispanic and are stacked, ie, the big families. Anyway, I wouldn't mind seeing some of those moms in cleats only...
 

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i'd like to see some of these soccer moms, but i'd look like a freakin pervert comin to watch a game, being single and not having a kid. they would chase me away like the freakin villagers chasin Frankenstein with torches.
 

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Actually, my assistant coach's wife, Kim, is pretty freakin' hot. What she's doin' with that chunker I have no idea. She was pretty cute to begin with at the practices, but she got all decked out for Saturday's game. Kim is already pretty, but during the practice, she had no make-up on and always had her hair in a ponytail. At the game, she let her hair down, which came down halfway down her shoulder blades, put on just enough make-up, wore a cleavage revealing top, and had these tight camel toe exposing jeans. Not that I noticed or anything...
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HEY CHOPPER WHAT THE F-CK KIND OF TEAM ARE YOU COACHING YOU ACTUALLY HAVE 3 HISPANICS ON YOUR TEAM NO F-CKING WAY.ALL THE HISPANICS I KNOW HAVE THERE KEEDS OUT WASHING CARS AND STEALING HUB CAPS AT THIS AGE NOT PLAYING A FAG SPORT LIKE SOCCER.30% HISPANICS MAN THIS IS FUNNY HOW DO YOU GET YOUR HISPANIC PLAYERS TO HUSTLE CHOPPER BY YELLING RUN FELLAS IT'S IMMIGRATION.

HEY JUAN COM HEER I WANNS TO SHO YOU HOW TO KEEK DA BALL.WHEN YOU SEE DA WHITE BALL YOU KICK ITS ARSE CEE JUAN.NOW GET YOUR LAZY ARSE BACK ON THE FIELD AND STOP PICKING THE FRUIT AFTER THE GAME CEE.

SERIOUSLY BOYS HOW DO YOU GET HISPANIC KEEDS TO HUSTLE WITHOUT MARY WANNA.
 

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Chopsticks said:
Actually, my assistant coach's wife, Kim, is pretty freakin' hot. What she's doin' with that chunker I have no idea. She was pretty cute to begin with at the practices, but she got all decked out for Saturday's game. Kim is already pretty, but during the practice, she had no make-up on and always had her hair in a ponytail. At the game, she let her hair down, which came down halfway down her shoulder blades, put on just enough make-up, wore a cleavage revealing top, and had these tight camel toe exposing jeans. Not that I noticed or anything...
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Nice report Chopsticks. Keep up the good work. :clap: :mj07:
 
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