My friends to the north, THIS MEANS WAR!!!

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

OK,

Here is a deal that I am proposing.

How about we offer you our women, and you leave our great country alone.

I think that is a fair deal, oh ya, like the Molson Canadian commercial , if you attack us, our beavers will get you!

I AM CANADIAN

 

[AR182]

Time to Make $$$,

Do you really want to give up your women?(LOL!).Some of the women I have met in Montreal & Quebec City are really nice looking.So,speaking for myself I will make that trade(LOL)!

BTW,my wife is from that area,& some of her friends are very attractive.So if I was you I wouldn't be so quick to surrender the women of Canada.Unless ,of course you are retired.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Ar,
Where exactly are your wifes friends right now. Are they single?
What age bracket are we talking about? Are any of them looking for a non commited, physical relationship?

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

CRIS BEHAVE!

 

[Sportsaholic]

Disappointed neighbor

Disappointed neighbor

In order for us to continue our drinking relationship with Canada you need to consider tossing alittle beire party too those of us effected from this crime. A few kegs to mend the fences, watch alittle football (not that fake stuff you play, 300 yard fields, 3 downs, 1point for punting into the endzone-how drunk were you when coming up with these rules) some entertainment.

Here are our demands:

100 kegs (exchange rate 140 kegs)
1000 Canadian lady entertainers (exchange rate 1400 ladies)
1 week free accomadations (exchange rate 10 days)
46" big screens to watch the games (exchange rate 60")

And our final demand:

Canadian breweries to package us the good stuff in 13 oz bottles(exchange rate 16 oz) at 11.5 oz prices (exchange rate 8 oz prices)

If these demands are not met by sunset tonight you will leave us no choice but to deport the following to Canada:

Baseball: John Rocker
Basketball: Allen Iverson
Football: Ryan (Maple Leaf)
Hockey: 0 (players here to good here to deport)
Music: Cher
The cast from the WWF
Al Gore
Jay Leno
Howard Sterns
Beantownjim


:toast:

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Now that was good!

 

[fatdaddycool]

and Don King! Only in Canada!!!!

 

[AR182]

FDC,

These women presently reside in Quebec City & range in age from about late 30's to mid 40's.I'm not sure if they are interested in that type of relationship.But I do know that they like to party.I can't ask them because they don't speak or understand English,only French.I know my wife won't ask them about it.But if we are able to make the super bowl party,I will make sure that I introduce her to you.I'm sure once she see's that you are a charming guy,she will start talking you up to her friends.

 

[spanky2]

Ah, the ladies from Quebec City - Their voices melt butter and some are so easy on the eyes,it would make an old man (Spanky) CRY.....