No license, no fish......

[Nole]

No license, no fish.

A Tennessee redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Tennessee
recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for
its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"

"Naw, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim
'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
ice chest
and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"




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nole

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

seriously, i read this 4 times

i must be really dumb, or you forgot to put the punch line in

 

[RexBudler]

seriously, i read this 4 times

i must be really dumb, or you forgot to put the punch line in

:mj07: :mj07:

I was wondering the same thing

 

[Nole]

seriously, i read this 4 times

i must be really dumb, or you forgot to put the punch line in

I think I'll go with the "really dumb".

:mj07: :mj07:

C'mon man, you can't be serious, right?

I'm cracking up!

nole

 

[ferdville]

I think the point is that he snookered the game warden by disposing of the evidence???

 

[Wilson]

:shrug:

No license, no fish.

A Tennessee redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Tennessee
recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for
its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"

"Naw, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim
'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this
ice chest
and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,
"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"



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nole

:shrug:

 

[taoist]

...for "some" folks, the punch line would be.... "What Fish?!?!?!"

 

[RexBudler]

I think the point is that he snookered the game warden by disposing of the evidence???

oh...I see what ya mean

 

[Nole]

:mj07: :mj07:

I was wondering the same thing

Oh for Pete's sake!!!!

He didn't have a license so he got the warden to believe his story that they were pets. He dumps the fish back knowing he just got out of a ticket for fishing w/o a license!

Have I been had?

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nole

 

[RexBudler]

Oh for Pete's sake!!!!

He didn't have a license so he got the warden to believe his story that they were pets. He dumps the fish back knowing he just got out of a ticket for fishing w/o a license!

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: ...Sorry it just took me a bit Nole. I realized after I read what Ferd said. My excuse for not getting it is I dont like fishing and know nothing about it :mj07:

 

[Nole]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: ...Sorry it just took me a bit Nole. I realized after I read what Ferd said. My excuse for not getting it is I dont like fishing and know nothing about it :mj07:

My wife is looking at me wondering what I'm laughing so hard about!

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You guys are the best!

noile

 

[Nole]

seriously, i read this 4 times

i must be really dumb, or you forgot to put the punch line in

No disrespect there BDB. You are one of the funniest guys I've never met!



nole

 

[BahamaMama]

I *got it* in your version Nole, but agree with Taoist, that it needs the "WHAT FISH??* to finish up the joke.....


and LMAO at the joke btw

 

[Nole]

I *got it* in your version Nole, but agree with Taoist, that it needs the "WHAT FISH??* to finish up the joke.....


and LMAO at the joke btw

SHIT!!! You're right! I left it out!!

Edit coming!

Sorry about that! I deserve 40 lashes!

nole

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

SHIT!!! You're right! I left it out!!

Edit coming!

Sorry about that! I deserve 40 lashes!

nole

that certainly helps and makes me feel not as dumb

 

[Nole]

that certainly helps and makes me feel not as dumb

I'm very sorry BDB. I just didn't copy enough of the joke and I thought I did.

nole

 

[ELVIS]

the wife and i liked it. however, after the constant ANALysis i am not laughing as hard......




f' i thought it was funny, but i may be a redneck.



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