Only states that McCain won were the southern states where screwing their first cousin is still socially accepted practice and their family tree doesn't fork! LOL
Of course McCain was going to win the southern states
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I have asked many of my friends why they are voting republican this election and they can not come up with any solid reasons.
One guy said, well how much is your Dad's life worth, and another said, I don't want to pay healthcare for a bum on the street.
That pretty much sums it up right there
It truly is sad that the majority of these people just can't progress with the rest of society. I mean when have you ever seen an election where a country was in so much turmoil but these people still vote for more of it? Just so sad.
Not to be divisive but.....Lying in bed with my wife last night watching the map and red states. I said would you really want to live in any of those states anyway. We both shook our head. All the red states have is NASCAR, good college football, rednecks, the most uneducated people in the country, baptist churchs, pick up trucks, country music, tobacco, lack of dentists, and racism.
Please form your own country, reinstate slavery if you like, start wars, listen to country music all day, make NASCAR your national sport, have your own creation museum, be as totally stupid as you like, drive as slow as you like (in the left lane mind you) make lynching a hobby, live in the 19th century, I swear this time, I for one, will not stop you. Jefferson Davis forever, unificationists never.
Make it the Ohio Ocean.
Eddie
Please form your own country, reinstate slavery if you like, start wars, listen to country music all day, make NASCAR your national sport, have your own creation museum, be as totally stupid as you like, drive as slow as you like (in the left lane mind you) make lynching a hobby, live in the 19th century, I swear this time, I for one, will not stop you. Jefferson Davis forever, unificationists never.
Make it the Ohio Ocean.
Eddie
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Whoa whoa whoa.
Now I am as liberal as you get in most regards.
Nothing close to a racist or bible thumper or a pick up driving shotgun shooting hunter.
South Carolina, the Charleston area & the islands where is live is a WONDERFUL place.
Just take a look at Seabrook Island, South Carolina.
Your statement there is WAY out of line & kinda makes you look foolish.
Charleston is full of culture,natural beauty, history, nice, polite, friendly educated & progressive folks and plenty of wealth.
There are just as many dumb hicks in parts of Ohio as there here in parts of South Carolina.
You need to rethink your position on blanketing the whole of some of those southern states in the manner in which you just posted for us.
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to all of the posters so far in this thread,
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The South is a great part of the country whether you like it or not. Fock off with your generalizations and bs. :fingerc:
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The South is a great part of the country whether you like it or not. Fock off with your generalizations and bs. :fingerc:
Mostly what Eddie states is true, but the people who it offends the most are the people who think nitwit Dubya should have face memorialized on Mt. Rushmore.
smurph, guess u never been to Alabama....u would add it with texas...in the late 1980's people here elected a Guy Hunt as governor...he never graduated from high school or obtained a GED but people dismiss that important qualification because they said "he's good christian." He later got indicted and found guilty by the state's ethics board for pocketing campaign fund intended for his inagrual ball.
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I haven't been to Alabama. You very well might be right, but Texas has more people, more money, more power, and is more obnoxious. That combined with the phony cowboy thing and dillusional vision of the world makes Texas #1.
cie...
you are giving eddie more respect than he deserves....you are better off ignoring the schmuck....
3 seconds,
I like some parts of the South, like Charleston and Atlanta metro area. Not all parts of the South and its people fits into generalization but good bit of them do. That's the reason I said most of what eddie stated, not all. I'm from the south too. You are not the subject of tongue and cheek ridicule of the Southerner here.
I like some parts of the South, like Charleston and Atlanta metro area. Not all parts of the South and its people fits into generalization but good bit of them do. That's the reason I said most of what eddie stated, not all. I'm from the south too. You are not the subject of tongue and cheek ridicule of the Southerner here.
C'mon y'all relax.
I've been listen to lawyer jokes for 20 some years. People callin me ambulance chasin, lowlife, bottom feedin, yadda, yadda, yadda. To think I hadn't met a soul till last August yet I had been...
GENERALIZED
jeezel, "my friends" lets grow some thick skin shall we. Hell, there are over a million lawyers out here and yet most of you feel pretty comfortable yuckin it up when our fellow MJ'rs fire off some lawyer jokes or some posts about billion dollar lawsuits against drycleaners than go on to embellish without a scintilla of knowledge. Hell for 7 + years I've been reading that garbage.
Then all of a sudden when I make a generalization about the south that educated individuals know has some basis, emphasis on some, in truth, all you big southern men go running to the corner screamin...
Eddie's mean
Eddies gone to far
Eddies a schuck
Eddies a dumbass
Well you know what. Fuck off.
For 8 years I've been watching this country get destroyed by you neanderthals and its about time you looked at that big blueass map and see that it is the educated northern states that put the Harvard guy in office (black brown yellow or pink).
So take your political capital, hillbilly, corporate dick sucking, lamebrain, bushwacking criminal and shove him right up your hillbilly asses. I'm going to enjoy my skinny liberal self for a few weeks after enduring this 8 year American nightmare.
Are there nice normal bright people in red states, of course. I met some at the golf outing. And guess what, there are some good, honest non-ambulance chasing, hard working lawyers too. I happen to be one of them.
Once again, fuck off.
Eddie the pissed.
Especially you AR, triple fuck off.
I've been listen to lawyer jokes for 20 some years. People callin me ambulance chasin, lowlife, bottom feedin, yadda, yadda, yadda. To think I hadn't met a soul till last August yet I had been...
GENERALIZED
jeezel, "my friends" lets grow some thick skin shall we. Hell, there are over a million lawyers out here and yet most of you feel pretty comfortable yuckin it up when our fellow MJ'rs fire off some lawyer jokes or some posts about billion dollar lawsuits against drycleaners than go on to embellish without a scintilla of knowledge. Hell for 7 + years I've been reading that garbage.
Then all of a sudden when I make a generalization about the south that educated individuals know has some basis, emphasis on some, in truth, all you big southern men go running to the corner screamin...
Eddie's mean
Eddies gone to far
Eddies a schuck
Eddies a dumbass
Well you know what. Fuck off.
For 8 years I've been watching this country get destroyed by you neanderthals and its about time you looked at that big blueass map and see that it is the educated northern states that put the Harvard guy in office (black brown yellow or pink).
So take your political capital, hillbilly, corporate dick sucking, lamebrain, bushwacking criminal and shove him right up your hillbilly asses. I'm going to enjoy my skinny liberal self for a few weeks after enduring this 8 year American nightmare.
Are there nice normal bright people in red states, of course. I met some at the golf outing. And guess what, there are some good, honest non-ambulance chasing, hard working lawyers too. I happen to be one of them.
Once again, fuck off.
Eddie the pissed.
Especially you AR, triple fuck off.
Hahah! You don?t know what the hell you are talking about...
never been to NASCAR
hate country music
don?t drive a truck
nor chew tobacco
not a racist
Both parents, grandparents and 3 brothers all college educated.
I don?t meet any criteria for any other of your stereotypes.. Nor does anyone else I associate with.
This is especially laughable coming from someone that lives in Ohio.. A place rotting from the inside out.. Ohio leads the nation in population loss. And cincy is right at the top.. It is old, run down, has zero growth and zero job opportunities..
I can name at least 5 people from that stink hole who have moved to Dallas to seek work. They could not be happier here where there is growth and opportunity..
You say it is uneducated but there are more corporate headquarters here than any place in the nation.. They would not be here if there were not educated people to work them. I dont think they are hiring pig farmers to run Blackberry or At&t, American Airlines, Brinker or the 100s of others? Texas has the second largest economy in the nation and the 15th largest in the world. It is 5th worldwide among cities with the most billionaires.. (thank you Wikipedia)
But I guess there is no education here.... Nope
These captins of idustry are inbred goat fuckers who just got lucky and stumbled into fortune 500 mega companies??? They drive around in pickup trucks most of the day looking for a black guy to lynch.. Jesus Get a phuking clue.
"If you are afraid of growth, move to Europe, or to Ohio."
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I think you made some rather pursavive points
Eddie.
AR lost his bets so he is pissed.
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