Thats it I've had it.
"Girly Man" you oversized piece of God fearing human waste. Your insecurity of being homosexual shows right through the label you attach to me.
Buddy, what is this nonsense about calling southern men cowards.
You mean the big bad NASCAR teams and their pot bellied, tee shirt wearing, cigarette hangin from their mouth, budweiser drinking fans that race at Atlanta, Taladega, and Bristoll who display the TIDE symbol on their orange shirts, the ones who wear white robes and sheets to hide their identities as night riders, and take twenty of them with guns to lynch one unarmed black man, who hang an effigy of Barrack Obama on the UK campus, and who elect a president who avoided going to the Viet Nam war? Those guys?
Nah, I won't call them cowards. I'll call them pussies. So advised.
Pretty harmless, huh, Saul. Well you haven't seen me in action as our meeting was rather brief. I am quite formidable. Wayne was wise to avoid me and my boys that Saturday night.
Saint is a lying piece of used dental floss. He had an opportunity to meet me here but chose not to. His loss. For what its worth, I have both praised and condemned Cincinnati. As have you Mr. Malpractice. So watch were you tread I have an incanny ability to find old archived threads. In the meantime congratulations on your state coming around.
North Carolina is a good example on how a former hillbilly state can turn it around and go to the dentist, buy some shoes and be welcomed into the brotherhood of educated, modern, and sophisticated society. Welcome to the 21st century.
Gibber, I remember you from the past and you and I did not get along then. You have always been a wing nut. I'll give you a little story. Back when I was nearly a pro downhill skier, I spent a lot of time in Colorado.
I saw on many a Coloradans car a bumper sticker which read "Texans go home". Can you explain that to me. I have never, ever, seen bumper stickers on cars asking residents of any state to leave a state other than Texans. Why is that?
I'll tell you why, because Texans' (as a generalization) are just like the soon to be former president. Arrogant, loud, obnoxious, stupid, "all about me" attitude etc. People like that you love to knock them down to where the rest of us earthlings reside. Especially us scumsucking, lowlife, ambulance chasing lawyers, who do no good for society.
Thats it. I've made my decision. Scott is the only one who has shown true loyalty to me. He has been fair and honest. The rest of you can go home. Scott you are my new bbf.
Eddie
Edie showed up too late to go through orientation.
