Spanky's list:#1 Church #2Funeral Home #3Graveyard #4Men's Shower and my favorite#5 Jail....Any additions????Yes it's the dog days of summer and too hot to go golfing today so I thought I would throw this one on the board for fun..AS always... Spanky.....
Places you DON'T want to have sex...........
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Never, The only thing I see right now is UNDER the 9 spot in Atl. and Mtl.The way I'm going this week I screw up havin sex with myself!!!Spanky...
at the Marriot in downtown MPLS tonight
but i'll be there anyway, and having a *darn good time that doesn't involve sex...LOL
but i'll be there anyway, and having a *darn good time that doesn't involve sex...LOL
Mistake. I meant Boston and Colorado. Anyone who had both of those teams probably feels like they had enough ninth inning sex last night to last for months.
I had San Francisco and almost felt guilty . . . but not for long. You know how those one night stands are.
I had San Francisco and almost felt guilty . . . but not for long. You know how those one night stands are.
Spanky...
Too hot to go golfing?????? Did I read that right??? lol I'd golf on the sun if it meant not being at work for the afternoon.
Too hot to go golfing?????? Did I read that right??? lol I'd golf on the sun if it meant not being at work for the afternoon.
My game is SO bad right now, any reason to take a break is good with me.Usually I love to go out, carry my bag, work up a little sweat in 90 degree temps. but that figure 90 is hittihg way too close to home.Only got about 25 games in this year-about 1/2 normal.Hope your game is better than the way I'm going, but I still laugh and refuse to get pissed off the way I used to..Good luck,Spanky...
a beach in puerta vallarta.
did it last week.
had about 4 people watching me..but then again it WAS 7AM in the morning...
slipped the security guard 20 pesos (hey, that's all i had on me...) to keep people away...
HAHAHAHHHAHHA!!!
did it last week.
had about 4 people watching me..but then again it WAS 7AM in the morning...
slipped the security guard 20 pesos (hey, that's all i had on me...) to keep people away...
HAHAHAHHHAHHA!!!
The video is on e-bay already.I Heard high bid is $12 Canadian ,but it's a 3rd party post-dated cheque.HA..Spanky...
Church steeple, Get the point.
Prison, Ouch! WNBLMAO.
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Prison, Ouch! WNBLMAO.
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Spank
What's wrong with a graveyard ?
Maybe in the Top 50 but your Top 5 ?
Dude !
First and foremost.....In my Anus then
#1 in Hell
#2 in feces
#3 in urine
#5 any biohazard
any place else is fair game
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What's wrong with a graveyard ?
Maybe in the Top 50 but your Top 5 ?
Dude !
First and foremost.....In my Anus then
#1 in Hell
#2 in feces
#3 in urine
#5 any biohazard
any place else is fair game
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Tor Vig
I too, with the wife of course, had sex in public in PuertO Vallarta we staying at the %Radisson (think it was only 5 stories high)
anywayz we were on the 5th looking out over the water.....slamming out on our balcony
with people walking down the beach if they couldn't see us the for heard us thats fo should !
Also on the beach, on the island of Cozumel
ew baby now that was memorable
I too, with the wife of course, had sex in public in PuertO Vallarta we staying at the %Radisson (think it was only 5 stories high)
anywayz we were on the 5th looking out over the water.....slamming out on our balcony
with people walking down the beach if they couldn't see us the for heard us thats fo should !
Also on the beach, on the island of Cozumel
ew baby now that was memorable
Hey Mama
How bout under the Jolly Green Giant Dude ? in Le Seuer (not the sewer) Minnesota
I heard he has something green dangling between his legs
Honey don'look up Ahhhh
How bout under the Jolly Green Giant Dude ? in Le Seuer (not the sewer) Minnesota
I heard he has something green dangling between his legs
Honey don'look up Ahhhh
don't have sex:
on a pool table ( I got called pool shark my senior year in high school for a month straight for that one for that one)
with your buddy's girlfriend (yep, I made that mistake - not pretty - still friends though)
with a model who's into drugs ( 4 words - pain in the ass)
on the beach (sometimes you lose your car keys when they get buried in the sand after intercourse - not kidding)
with a fat girl (you'll never live this one down fellas)
with a straight - straight ass chic (she wanted me to start going to bible study with her on Sundays after church - not kidding)
oops I forgot maybe the best/worst one
with your best friends girlfriends younger sister, especially if they (your best friend and his girl) know what is up
(I never heard the end of this one from my friends because of the "she's so hot" and what was it like??? My best friend's (I was best man in his wedding)
girlfriend/wife never heard the end of it either
)
With an older lady who has a kid (she'll start to think you are a god - as if the kid was not enough of a disappointment)
OK one night stands are being booked as okay just don't tell her where you live and if you go back to your place make sure you don't have her back again - a chic that has a one night stand with you is probably having her fun with everyone else.
I don't know what more advice I can give you guys let me think about it I may come back and edit later.....
kneifl
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on a pool table ( I got called pool shark my senior year in high school for a month straight for that one for that one)
with your buddy's girlfriend (yep, I made that mistake - not pretty - still friends though)
with a model who's into drugs ( 4 words - pain in the ass)
on the beach (sometimes you lose your car keys when they get buried in the sand after intercourse - not kidding)
with a fat girl (you'll never live this one down fellas)
with a straight - straight ass chic (she wanted me to start going to bible study with her on Sundays after church - not kidding)
oops I forgot maybe the best/worst one
with your best friends girlfriends younger sister, especially if they (your best friend and his girl) know what is up
girlfriend/wife never heard the end of it either
With an older lady who has a kid (she'll start to think you are a god - as if the kid was not enough of a disappointment)
OK one night stands are being booked as okay just don't tell her where you live and if you go back to your place make sure you don't have her back again - a chic that has a one night stand with you is probably having her fun with everyone else.
I don't know what more advice I can give you guys let me think about it I may come back and edit later.....
kneifl
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tHANKS cAPPER, i THINK WE ALL NEED TO LAUGH AS LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR US ALL..GOOD LUCK,SPANKY...
Kneifl...too funny!!!
i've done most of the ones you've mentioned as well....
and some that I will take to my grave..being as young as I am...hahahhahhaha
i've done most of the ones you've mentioned as well....
and some that I will take to my grave..being as young as I am...hahahhahhaha
