Places you DON'T want to have sex...........

[marine]

never ever go "hogging"
-its really not worth the money in the long run considering the mental scars you might have to live with.

never ask a girl "if i go bareback will it cost more?"
-just don't

the golden rule: If its over 2 inches its a dick, not a clit! No matter how "she" tries to convince you otherwise, a rule like that should never be broken!

 

[Its Gravy]

College Boy here.....I did it in my moms truck (SUV) at the mall in high school 3 times in the parking garage.

Also in college in some girls apartment..IN her roomates room,,,,her roomate was out and had no idea..

and in the bathroom of an apartment which was neither mine nor hers.

 

[Anders]

Places you don't want to have sex...


Hmmm ... at home

 

[Neemer]

Places you DON'T want to have sex....

IN THE BUTT!!!!!

 

[marine]

going along with neems...

in the backseat of a VW

 

[Gatorbait]

Places you don't want to have sex?........is there such a place

?

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

you guys know when you're with the girl...........and you're in her house......and you start having sex with her......but you don't realize her dog is watching....and then the dog wants to get in on the action......!!!!!!

c'mon, raise your hand if it's happened to you!!!????

oh,...ummmmmm...that would be no one.
yeah...so my "FRIEND" told me...!!!!

 

[spanky2]

Come on Marine, Us old farts got a piece in the old 'beatles' cause we had no $ for a room.And neems, geez,the old'Hersey highway' OUCH!!!!Spanky..

 

[prospector]

in a Sunbeam Alpine on a cool August nite is OK ... but NOT on a 4% grade with a faulty hand brake!

during the middle of a party it's ok to slip outside for some side action ... but NOT in the stewing tomatoe garden! Actually, it's not so bad if you stayed on top.

 

[marine]

I know one girl who absolutely HATES sex on a beach now. A long long time ago when i was still swingin single i hooked up with a cutie pie on a tropical beach while on leave. We proceeded to "introduce" ourselves to each other for a quick little bit on a sandy beach under the moonlit sky. After it was over (and it was probably the bst 20 seconds of her life) she had the nerve to tell me... "you were ok, but i expected a little bit more from a Marine"

Guys... one hand held her down and the other hand took a handfull of sand and rubbed it in a VERY TENDER spot of hers.

so someplace you might consider off limits with meaningful overnight relationships is the beach.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

MARINE...AWESOME STORY!!!

brought a tear to my eye.....

 

[Ripper]

Hard one to answer. I would have to say anytime, anywhere is fine by me! If i think i can get away with it, i'm game! So my answer is i don't have one. Woooo Hooooo!