Post the origin of your MJ name
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Little girl down the block,couldn`t pronounce my brothers & I
last name......so she would say can "Bohawk" come out & play.
It stuck for my brothers & me.
last name......so she would say can "Bohawk" come out & play.
It stuck for my brothers & me.
Chopsticks...
Actually my friends were being hypocrites when they gave me this name since I'm not the average Asian dude...6'1" and 230 lbs...actually gained 65 lbs of pure, raw, and spectacular fat when my ex-wife was pregnant with our twins...Hey, but in 2008, I'm gonna get back in shape...Being realistic here...
Actually my friends were being hypocrites when they gave me this name since I'm not the average Asian dude...6'1" and 230 lbs...actually gained 65 lbs of pure, raw, and spectacular fat when my ex-wife was pregnant with our twins...Hey, but in 2008, I'm gonna get back in shape...Being realistic here...
A shoekickserv said:oh and 2 madjack dollars for anyone who knows what a "kickserv" actually is?
kickserv said:oh and 2 madjack dollars for anyone who knows what a "kickserv" actually is?
abbreviation im sure. first you "kick" the biatch out of bed. then you yell at her to "serve" you breakfast. then you tell her to go home.
well those were interesting renditions of my username :mj07:
but for those of you that care....kickserv is a type of serve in tennis......heavy topspin that kicks "away" from your openent......kind of like a screwball in baseball.....
well there ya have it.......
as for the "kick the girl out of bed" guess I'd have to have one in my bed in order to do that huh
but for those of you that care....kickserv is a type of serve in tennis......heavy topspin that kicks "away" from your openent......kind of like a screwball in baseball.....
well there ya have it.......
as for the "kick the girl out of bed" guess I'd have to have one in my bed in order to do that huh
When I was a young single father I used to tell my daughter that I was in a gangsta rap band in order to make her feel better when I would get a babysitter for her and go out. Regardless if it was to play hockey, go to a game or cruise for mollies in downtown Chi-town. I would tell her I had a gig and she wouldn't get upset. The downside was that I would only be able to pull this off for a very short time as I was a less than rhythmic white bread somewhat shapely young dude that liked Black Sabbath.
When asked to perform various gangsta rap hits from the band by said daughter, they very often were less than convincing. Plus she never got to see FATDADDYCOOL and THE GENE POOL perform our hits such as
"I'm still employed" and "That's not my crack" or my favorite "I call my mom MOM" . The name has just kind of stuck
When asked to perform various gangsta rap hits from the band by said daughter, they very often were less than convincing. Plus she never got to see FATDADDYCOOL and THE GENE POOL perform our hits such as
"I'm still employed" and "That's not my crack" or my favorite "I call my mom MOM" . The name has just kind of stuck
one bitch I used to bang all the time allways said...."ohh baby you supercharged like the eveready battery bunny and hung like a bear too"
Superbear said:
:mj07:
That's what you wanted to hear........what she actually said and you misunderstood in your euphoric state was.......
"ohh baby I charged the beer on your card and you hung like a bunny"
j/k superbear. But you can't realy expect to come on this forum with a statement like that and not generate some kind of response (especially from someone not hung like a bear) :grins:
To paraphrase Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption:
Clem D doesn't exist. I conjured him. He is a figment of my imagination.
He came to pass about two hours after a 6 pack of Pabst and a horrific photo of a nice girl taking a bath posted by some leftist lunatic named ass eater or salad spinner or something, that may or may not have resided in the blackhole that is my mind or lack thereof.
Clem D doesn't exist. I conjured him. He is a figment of my imagination.
He came to pass about two hours after a 6 pack of Pabst and a horrific photo of a nice girl taking a bath posted by some leftist lunatic named ass eater or salad spinner or something, that may or may not have resided in the blackhole that is my mind or lack thereof.
