Reagan, Bush, Clinton, & Bush = Complete Idiots

[Eddie Haskell]

Since the fall of the Soviet Union, these clowns should have made gathering up that countries nuclear aresenal number one priority. Instead, they were too busy splitting wood, counting 1000 points of light, staining blue dresses, and befriending Jesus.

Now, we got Russia getting all koo koo again and God knows what they got under the tundra. I'm telling you guys, campaign finance reform to get all of these puppets out of office.

Eddie

 

[buddy]

...and befriending Jesus.

Praise God someone had heart.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Buddy:

I just wish he had a mind.

Eddie

 

[gardenweasel]

how were we going to waltz into russia and confiscate their nuclear arsenal,edward?....

:mj03:

YOU taliking about an invasion?....

 

[buddy]

Buddy:

I just wish he had a mind.

Eddie

Eddie:

You can't befriend Jesus with your mind.

You embrace him with your heart.

buddy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

What is with you guys? It's either dancing or shooting. Does anyone on the right have a scintilla of a brain.

I didn't say waltz, tango, foxtrot, mombo or freddie. Negotiate, negotiate, negotiate. Make it number one priority. Get Inspector Clousseu, CIA, Winston Churchill,Henry Kissenger, Bart Giammatti, and Joe Simpson involved. Cut off trade, use the power of this country to get all of these "weapons of mass destruction" while these countries are starting out on there own.

Like taking candy from babies. Here you come wanting to blow em up. Geez you guys never quit.

Eddie

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Buddy:

Jesus is fine. But I want the president to use brains to make decisions, not his heart.

Eddie

 

[buddy]

Ed,

Did you know Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contained all the letters of the word "criminal".

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

 

[IntenseOperator]

Ed,

Did you know Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contained all the letters of the word "criminal".

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

 

[buddy]

Please post any and all jokes about Chicago in this thread.

Thank you.

 

[IntenseOperator]

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!"
Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs."

Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Cubbies?"

 

[IntenseOperator]

sorry JustCover

 

[THE KOD]

IntenseOperator;

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to kosar and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which kosar answers, "167." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss !!"

Next, Einstein introduces himself to KellyinDallas and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which KellyinDallas
answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs and maybe a few threads at Madjacks ."

Finally, Einstein goes to IO and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which IO answers, "51."

Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Cubbies?"



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:142smilie :00hour :142smilie

 

[gardenweasel]

What is with you guys? It's either dancing or shooting. Does anyone on the right have a scintilla of a brain.

I didn't say waltz, tango, foxtrot, mombo or freddie. Negotiate, negotiate, negotiate. Make it number one priority. Get Inspector Clousseu, CIA, Winston Churchill,Henry Kissenger, Bart Giammatti, and Joe Simpson involved. Cut off trade, use the power of this country to get all of these "weapons of mass destruction" while these countries are starting out on there own.

Like taking candy from babies. Here you come wanting to blow em up. Geez you guys never quit.

Eddie

bwahahahaha................HA!

i know where you got this insanity...

""Obama said adhering to nonproliferation treaties would put pressure on nations such as North Korea and Iran."....

thats right...we unilaterally disarm and these despots will follow our lead......:banghead:


so the russians are going to "negotiate" away their nuclear weapons basically relegating themselves to the status of......iceland?....

absolutely fabulous idea! ...what could possibly go wrong?....:shrug:

/what really bothers me is this obama dude can say absolutely anything & 48% of the population thinks it`s just peachy........yikes!..


oh boy, does this thread has potential......:lol:

 

[gardenweasel]

"i, for one, welcome our new russian/muslim/n korean overlords and remind them that, as an influential member of society, i can be useful in the rounding up of others to toil in the underground hummus mines."....


/edward haskell,esq..

 

[gardenweasel]

"i, for one, welcome our new russian/muslim/n korean overlords and remind them that, as an influential member of society, i can be useful in the rounding up of others to toil in the underground hummus mines."....


/edward haskell,esq..

i think i just penned my new sig line...:142smilie

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

GW Eddie getting that off liberal talking points--they can't find any way to make Obama appear remotely to resemble a commander and chief--so opted for trying to make folks we don't need one.

--- Obama-Reid-pelosi and Haskel's answer to radical muslims-korea-iran-russia--

Huddle by campfire and do the ole Kum ba Ya #
:mj07:

I'm sitting trying to imagine in my wildest dreams what it would be like to have them as other 4members on my Recon team :scared

 

[bjfinste]

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That's wonderful!" says Einstein. "We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!"
Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the woman answers, "144." "That's great!" responds Einstein. "We can discuss politics and current affairs."

Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Einstein immediately responds. "How about those Cubbies?"

Awesome.

 

[gardenweasel]

I didn't say waltz, tango, foxtrot, mombo or freddie. Negotiate, negotiate, negotiate. Make it number one priority. Get Inspector Clousseu, CIA, Winston Churchill,Henry Kissenger, Bart Giammatti, and Joe Simpson involved. Cut off trade, use the power of this country to get all of these "weapons of mass destruction" while these countries are starting out on there own.

Eddie

i guess because putin ,ahmadinejad and kim jong-il will look at the u.s. adhering to those treaties, and be embarrassed into getting rid of their weapons programs?(and we all know how inspired they are by the u.s.a.)....

sounds like a plan,counselor.....a god-awful plan, nevertheless, a plan...

/weasel..sinking to knees, looking (heaven) obamaward...

yes! ..yes!!!!...peace in our time!!!!!:hail


tears running down my face....:142smilie

seriously....just for a second...

obama`s clueless...

assume we destroy all our nukes, then what do we do if china attacks or russia attacks, and lo and behold they haven't kept there word about destroying their nukes?..

good luck with that...

and even if this dream scenario could somehow be accomplished with the cooperation of islamists,kgb enforcers and commies...

we still have problems fielding a four hundred thousand person armed force as it is..., imagine having to go up against millions, without a nuke deterrent....

indeed, south korea and japan have only been able to be at peace with their more numerous neighbors in china and russia because of the u.s. nuke umbrella...

if they see that WE unilaterally disarm, that would cause an arms race in east asia...what choice would they have?

what is even more frightening is that the obam-ination may condition aid to israel on it destroying its alleged nukes or in compelling israel to sign non proliferation treaties, in order to 'calm' muslim country's fears of israeli retaliatory powers....

and who`s gonna protect canada?...all us americans love those cocky neighbors of ours......but,they`d have no protection and we`d lose all that great false bravado from our crazy hoser buds here in the forum...

and nobody wants that!...:nooo:

this guy is living in a fantasy world....and looks to be the worst of all possible democrats who have ever run in the past forty years, if that were possible, and i'm afraid it is....

darn it hillary,where the hell are you?....i apologize for every damned "kankle" remark i ever made about you...

 

[djv]

It's time for a commander that mesures what comes out of his mouth. Then you don't need to eat crow a day or two later. Like Mc Cain with Georgia. He backed down from starting WW III.