Referee quotes / insults

Goose

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I'm working on a book with a former Big 10 Basketball official. Pretty much an autobiography that I am writing on his behalf.....

Long story short, there are obviously multiple sections/chapters...and I'd like to start off each chapter with "something" about refs---whether it be a quote by someone, or a random dig.

Looking for stuff like "Hey ref...did u check your phone? I think u missed a few calls". Or from Chuck Barkley--"We don't need referees, but then again white guys need something to do."

Fire away if anything comes to mind!

Thanks all...
 

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"HAVE ANOTHER DOUGHNUT YOU FAT PIG!"


I actually worked with Don Koharski once, he was a first class dick, major ego who thought because he was a ref he was the god of everything.

Jim Schoenfeld nailed it........


<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XXpcb5aTnPk" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 

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Actually it was a great one, one of the best, if not the best ever. And Jim Schoenfeld was right (he never even pushed Koharski), he slipped because he was a fat pig:142smilie


Thanks for the video, that whole event escapes my memory though not a huge NHL Fan...?:0008
 

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coach speaking after play off-hockey game that refs fucked up completely:

"two teams playing whole season and spending weeks getting ready to play and do their jobs
and everything is over in five minutes after this fucking Napoleon rides here"

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Summer league basketball, many, many years ago and it remains firmly within my memory to this day. I was at the scorers table ready to check in so I caught every word.

Ref missed a charge call and our coach screamed at the ref "Gene, are you freaking blind?" The next dead ball the ref came over close to our general location and coach repeated "Are you blind Gene?" Ref put his arm around him in a soft and controlled voice and with no hesitation answered "I don't think so. I don't have any problems at all seeing your wife"


Learned later that coach and Gene had a long history of this sort of thing. Too funny.
 

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Summer league basketball, many, many years ago and it remains firmly within my memory to this day. I was at the scorers table ready to check in so I caught every word.

Ref missed a charge call and our coach screamed at the ref "Gene, are you freaking blind?" The next dead ball the ref came over close to our general location and coach repeated "Are you blind Gene?" Ref put his arm around him in a soft and controlled voice and with no hesitation answered "I don't think so. I don't have any problems at all seeing your wife"


Learned later that coach and Gene had a long history of this sort of thing. Too funny.
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Joker = got owned

In his race to take a(nother) shot at me he didn't realize it was a reference to something that actually happened so now he has to insult his way out of looking stupid instead of just bowing out gracefully.

Take the high road for a change, Joker, you might like it.
 

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In his race to take a(nother) shot at me he didn't realize it was a reference to something that actually happened so now he has to insult his way out of looking stupid instead of just bowing out gracefully.

Take the high road for a change, Joker, you might like it.


The above post is accurate:cool:
 

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In his race to take a(nother) shot at me he didn't realize it was a reference to something that actually happened so now he has to insult his way out of looking stupid instead of just bowing out gracefully.

Take the high road for a change, Joker, you might like it.

:142smilie
 

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HEY ref sorry you missed that TD catch while falsely throwing a flag at the other side of field.

hey ref keep your eyes on the game not on cheerleaders behinds n tits you perverted mother fucker

hey ref isnt thier two teams playing this game?
 
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