Rules to remember for Northerners visiting the South....
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Hey Fat:
If that post was made "tongue in cheek", I'm sure there were no teeth to get in your way.
Eddie, the dentist
P.S. Fatmeister:
I was not born in a lab and my parents were not racoons. I was born in Fond du lac and yyz is my brother.
Eddie, the adopted
If that post was made "tongue in cheek", I'm sure there were no teeth to get in your way.
Eddie, the dentist
P.S. Fatmeister:
I was not born in a lab and my parents were not racoons. I was born in Fond du lac and yyz is my brother.
Eddie, the adopted
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Bluemond I will have to agree with you for the most part. I consider the South to be Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana, ALABAMA, Georgia, The Carolinas, and Virginia. I do not count W.V. or Kentucky.
I also sure as hell do not count Florida. The only part of Florida that even resembles the South is North Florida. Anything below Jacksonville is closer to being Cuban, Mexican, or something other than the South.
I also sure as hell do not count Florida. The only part of Florida that even resembles the South is North Florida. Anything below Jacksonville is closer to being Cuban, Mexican, or something other than the South.
Felonious:
Please don't tell me your in favor of frying the mentally retarded. How would your friend Blue feel if he found out you held this position and he committed a capital crime?
Eddie
Please don't tell me your in favor of frying the mentally retarded. How would your friend Blue feel if he found out you held this position and he committed a capital crime?
Eddie
Eddie forgot to mention that dad had him exiled to Ohio, where he attended Ohio Northern University Pettit College of Law
A bitter lad, who never quite understood right from wrong, Eddie often chirped, "How was I wrong? I didn't break the law!"
Yes, his destination in life was plotted early.
Since Ohio Northern University Pettit College of Law is considered a 'disadvantaged' school, classes were held outdoors.
Here we see Eddie hard at work in "Torte Reform 101" (Eddie is in the forground wearing the backwards cap......always the rebel!) Mom often packed his lunch in that swift backpack. PB&J with the crust cut off, or dolphin safe tuna on whole grain breads! A small bottle of Sunny Delight, and Ed was good to go!
Ed has done well for himself, so mom and dad are real proud.
(Here they are on graduation day!)
I still hold a feverish sibling grudge.
yyz, the "one with issues"
A bitter lad, who never quite understood right from wrong, Eddie often chirped, "How was I wrong? I didn't break the law!"
Yes, his destination in life was plotted early.
Since Ohio Northern University Pettit College of Law is considered a 'disadvantaged' school, classes were held outdoors.
Here we see Eddie hard at work in "Torte Reform 101" (Eddie is in the forground wearing the backwards cap......always the rebel!) Mom often packed his lunch in that swift backpack. PB&J with the crust cut off, or dolphin safe tuna on whole grain breads! A small bottle of Sunny Delight, and Ed was good to go!
Ed has done well for himself, so mom and dad are real proud.
(Here they are on graduation day!)
I still hold a feverish sibling grudge.
yyz, the "one with issues"
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I'm not rererereretarded......I'm special!
Eddie........you should not make fun of the mentally ill you'll go to.......wait a minute your already going! Crack on Beeaatch!
Eddie........you should not make fun of the mentally ill you'll go to.......wait a minute your already going! Crack on Beeaatch!
Kentucky is definitely in the "South", Bama, whether or not u consider it so, lol. I don't consider Florida the South either because of all the snowbird transplants, nor do I consider Virginia. Not sure about WV, we'd have to ask fletcher about that one. 
From a yankee's perspective,
Kentucky is definitely southern. I think that the non-inclusion is still over the resentment that they didn't secede. Well, at least they believed in slaves. That should count for something. But in Kentucky, Anything below 40 degrees and the schools close down. Girls have bows in there hair, there are 5 biblical stations on the radio and a high percentage of pickups that still run with carburetors. If it looks like a duck. . .
Virginia is also Southern, but not within 50 miles of D.C.
West Virginia's not - Too cold, people have too much character.
Kentucky is definitely southern. I think that the non-inclusion is still over the resentment that they didn't secede. Well, at least they believed in slaves. That should count for something. But in Kentucky, Anything below 40 degrees and the schools close down. Girls have bows in there hair, there are 5 biblical stations on the radio and a high percentage of pickups that still run with carburetors. If it looks like a duck. . .
Virginia is also Southern, but not within 50 miles of D.C.
West Virginia's not - Too cold, people have too much character.
West Virginia is probably not and should not be considered Southern because of the climate......but people having to much character? come on dude! Have you ever been to Alabama! Character is about all we got........So get me some better credentials on Southerness please! I mean Damn Bobby.....I'm from the South and look at all my character!
Re: Important Information if Planning to Visit the South....
Re: Important Information if Planning to Visit the South....
Don't mean to piss you off but as of this morning the MCI WorldCom you might want to take off your list.
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/020626/worldcom_3.html
Re: Important Information if Planning to Visit the South....
taoist said:
Don't mean to piss you off but as of this morning the MCI WorldCom you might want to take off your list.
http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/020626/worldcom_3.html
JT said:Plenty of 'necks in California. Visit Bakersfield one of these days.
Try Simi Valley. If your a shade off of white expect to get hassled from the law.
Eddie Haskell said:
Ed,
I used the "e" in belle because up here in CANADA "BELLE" in french means beautiful woman, hence the "e" in Belle.
Dear Time "Bob":
I was referring to the earlier post by NickiD who suggested that we should ask a "southern bell (sic)" for advice about southerners. I was merely correcting, and repulsing, the latest female poster to unwittingly wander upon this website.
Eddie, the repulsive
I was referring to the earlier post by NickiD who suggested that we should ask a "southern bell (sic)" for advice about southerners. I was merely correcting, and repulsing, the latest female poster to unwittingly wander upon this website.
Eddie, the repulsive
ssiproop, yeah...i read about MCI in the paper this morning.... looks like another telecom in financial trouble. by the way, i would never get pissed off about something like this. it was only posted in jest, ya know?
ttm$$, i think eddie was referring to another poster, not you. by the way, we spell it with an "e" too....
ttm$$, i think eddie was referring to another poster, not you. by the way, we spell it with an "e" too....
This message goes out to all you LAWYER bashers out there,
If any of you decide to pick and poke at LAWYERS,
You will have ED, Loophole, TAOIST, AR182, and myself knocking on your door!
All in good fun!
If any of you decide to pick and poke at LAWYERS,
You will have ED, Loophole, TAOIST, AR182, and myself knocking on your door!
All in good fun!
Well - I guess that answers my question about whether you guys mind ... sorry - taoist is right we do spell it with an e - I'm just lost without automatic spell check - From now on I will continue to be a spectator only - you guys have fun!
My Dearest NickiD:
Please do not take offense at my offensive personality. I have rubbed many the wrong way. All comments from Eddie Haskell are made in jest. Would welcome your input, contributions and posts. Do not allow a meaningless, lowlife lawyer from the north to run you off from this site. There are many others who will do so.
I look forward to your posts and insights.
Eddie, the reprimanded
Please do not take offense at my offensive personality. I have rubbed many the wrong way. All comments from Eddie Haskell are made in jest. Would welcome your input, contributions and posts. Do not allow a meaningless, lowlife lawyer from the north to run you off from this site. There are many others who will do so.
I look forward to your posts and insights.
Eddie, the reprimanded
