Very funny, Monk.
But, I atttribute my 200 to 240 leap in weight over the last year to a couple of things:
1. Good old-fashoned Romanian cooking. My mother in law lives with us and cooks gourmet meals every day.
2. A bottle of wine a day. I used to drink beer most of the imte, but wife and I took some wine classes a few years ago. Now, we polish off a bottle a night.
3. Cooking shows on TV. I love the Food Channel. Great recipees
4. Free food in California cardrooms (I'm out there quite a bit). If you play 10-20 and up in CA, most of the rooms have an extensive menu. I've ordered off a Korean menu, then two hours later, ate a hamburger, then a half hour later, a hot fudge sundae. Fvck it, it's free.
5. Great cheap food in Las Vegas. There are more great places to eat for under $20 in this city than any place in the world.
6. A seditary lifestyle. Screw exercise. There's a cooking show on TV I'd rather watch.
ND