Since we are all stuck
- Thread starter Betone
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- Mar 19, 2006
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BETONE I WAS SPEAKING TO JACK THIS MORNING AND HE TOLD ME YOU MADE HIM VERY UNCOMFORTABLE IN FLORIDA.:shrug: HE WAS GLAD TO HEAR YOU WERE MARRIED BUT HE THOUGHT YOU WERE WEIRD AND HE COULDNT SLEEP HE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT COME INTO HIS ROOM AND FONDLE HIM
JACK I DIDNT WANT THIS TO GO PUBLIC BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR EYES ON THIS CREEP
JACK I DIDNT WANT THIS TO GO PUBLIC BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR EYES ON THIS CREEP
"Some couples are finding out that they don?t like each other?s constant company in quarantine as much as they?d hoped. Business is booming for many divorce attorneys as some married couples are finding that time together isn?t bringing them closer to their spouse, it?s driving them apart. Family therapist Melissa Thoen says that the coronavirus pandemic is causing couples to make big decisions about their futures. For some people, that means having discussions they?d been avoiding, until now."
Side note: If yyz makes it out alive of the lockdown, his wife should be awarded sainthood.
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Side note: If yyz makes it out alive of the lockdown, his wife should be awarded sainthood.
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yyz's wife could get away with justifiable homicide. The bellyaching here alone, would set her free. :142smilie
She doesnt read this garbage.
I can come here and dump on a bunch of faceless fucks, and not bother her one iota.
Easy peasy.
Not divorcing, but my girlfriend is complaining I'm spending too much time with my wife. :facepalm:
Might be a good time to divorce with most people's net worth taking a hit. :shrug:
Not speaking of my relationship, just saying if anyone was thinking about doing it, now might not be a bad time...
Not speaking of my relationship, just saying if anyone was thinking about doing it, now might not be a bad time...
After 43 years of marriage...I asked her the other night can I get a back rub..she answered me " yes,a short one"..why did you have to say a "short one". I just asked a simple question..yes or no .. since we moved to Texas I take the dog out 100% of the time., do the wash and fold the clothes 97% of the time Throw the garbage out recyclables and reg garbage 100% of the time Cook about 50% and if we do take out 100% of picking up the food.
My wife does Yoga MWF at the Y.. aerobics right after yoga.. Hikes on Tuesdays with the Rec dept and Kayaks the Lady Bird river and Lake Austin on every wednesday..now I like the hikes and kayaks because she leaves the house at 8am and comes back around 1 pm.. I play racquetball every morning at 5.30 and come home at 7.45 just as she is leaving for her activities. we high five each other and I'm on my own for 4 or 5 hours everyday...wow perfect... I go to the library,barnes and noble,handicap basketball games etc as the Italians say " La dolce vita " the sweet life...do I like retirement hell yes no snow to shovel,defrost on cars etc
Then the quarantined hit .. Y shut down,LA Fitness raquetball gym closed. Austin Rec dept closed...WTF..
My starbucks closed because they don't have a drive thru ..
Can I divorce my wife.... hell no.. she would get 50% of my NY Sate teacher retirement money and although I have a few $1,000 dollars in secret bank accounts she has all my IRA's ,money markets etc ..
So when I ask her again" can i have a back rub" and she answers a " short one" I'll take the short one which is better then none
I already asked Alexia on the speaker awhile back " will I get lucky tonite " Alexia said " I can't answer that " but my wife over heard me ask alexia and answered " I can answer that".. think I have a better chance of a "short backrub"
Can't wait till the quarantine to end
My wife does Yoga MWF at the Y.. aerobics right after yoga.. Hikes on Tuesdays with the Rec dept and Kayaks the Lady Bird river and Lake Austin on every wednesday..now I like the hikes and kayaks because she leaves the house at 8am and comes back around 1 pm.. I play racquetball every morning at 5.30 and come home at 7.45 just as she is leaving for her activities. we high five each other and I'm on my own for 4 or 5 hours everyday...wow perfect... I go to the library,barnes and noble,handicap basketball games etc as the Italians say " La dolce vita " the sweet life...do I like retirement hell yes no snow to shovel,defrost on cars etc
Then the quarantined hit .. Y shut down,LA Fitness raquetball gym closed. Austin Rec dept closed...WTF..
My starbucks closed because they don't have a drive thru ..
Can I divorce my wife.... hell no.. she would get 50% of my NY Sate teacher retirement money and although I have a few $1,000 dollars in secret bank accounts she has all my IRA's ,money markets etc ..
So when I ask her again" can i have a back rub" and she answers a " short one" I'll take the short one which is better then none
I already asked Alexia on the speaker awhile back " will I get lucky tonite " Alexia said " I can't answer that " but my wife over heard me ask alexia and answered " I can answer that".. think I have a better chance of a "short backrub"
Can't wait till the quarantine to end
