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8.5 outta 10 for kickserv.

Very good flick, so sad it is all true.

Fuck the Vatican and everybody else that covered it all up.
 

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Amber, A 16 year old Catholic girl goes to confession.
Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night.
Priest: Why did you do that?
Amber: He kissed me. The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he grabbed my butt.
The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.
The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?
Amber:yes.
Priest : Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.
The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?
Amber: yes
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no
Priest: then why did you call him a mother fucker?
Amber: He had herpes!
Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER!
 

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Two prositutes were riding around town with a sign on top for their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUES.........$50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion." So the two ladies took their sign down and took off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER.......$50.00."
 

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Amber, A 16 year old Catholic girl goes to confession.
Amber: I called a boy a mother fucker last night.
Priest: Why did you do that?
Amber: He kissed me. The priest bent over and kissed her.
Priest: like that?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he grabbed my butt.
The priest grabbed her butt.
Priest: like this?
Amber: yes.
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no, then he pulled my pants down.
The priest then pulled her pants down.
Priest:like this?
Amber:yes.
Priest : Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: No, then he took off my panties, and put his you know what in my you know where.
The priest took off her panties, and put his you know what in her you know where.
Priest: Like this?
Amber: yes
Priest: Is that why you called him a mother fucker?
Amber: no
Priest: then why did you call him a mother fucker?
Amber: He had herpes!
Priest: That MOTHER FUCKER!

i cant beleve you would put something like this here it is againstthe bible. asshole
 
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