st paddy`s day?...how`s about a green thread...
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Listening to U2 on 104.3 local radio all wekend long. Been drinking since last night and continuing till tomorrow for st. pattys day. Love the Irish :kiss:
The best weekend ever never felt better year after year luck of the Irish baby :00hour :mj06: :toast:
:grins: :thumb:
The best weekend ever never felt better year after year luck of the Irish baby :00hour :mj06: :toast:
:grins: :thumb:
what's everybody drinking? Johnnie Walker black for me fine old scotch whiskey does the job :mj07:
Can't go wrong with rolling rock morris good stuff.
So what does everybody think about listening to U2 all weekend long 24-7, under the influence of course :00x1 :mj07:
So what does everybody think about listening to U2 all weekend long 24-7, under the influence of course :00x1 :mj07:
Sorry about the ranting but this is st. pattys weekend if you don't get it or don't feel I can't help you there.
It has to be in your blood my brothers!
It has to be in your blood my brothers!
Nothing Better!! I've seen U2 Live about 25 times, including in Dublin, Ireland...
:00hour :00hour :toast: :mj06: :drinky:
Well my beautiful Irish woman Kathy has her own great Irish St. pattys day special all planned out
How about you my man morris?
Well my beautiful Irish woman Kathy has her own great Irish St. pattys day special all planned out
How about you my man morris?
My wife is Irish also but doesn't like corned beef and cabbage. It's not really an Irish dish anyway.
I think we're having spag and balls!
And a few green beers for me!! Enjoy your day buddy!!
Same to you Morris you are a good fella enjoy the day with your woman.
Thanks for your response, cheers my friend :toast:
Thanks for your response, cheers my friend :toast:
You lucky bastard got to see U2 in gods country, I'm jealous.
They have to be the nicest, coolest human beings you could ever hope to meet :00hour .
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at
the
pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night".
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night
at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years....
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to
make him come."
of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at
the
pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night".
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize last night
at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years....
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears
to
make him come."
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday, and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass; what made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you, Father. Awhile back, I misplaced me hat, and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"
Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Salt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?"
Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Salt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
