There is only one GOD
Oh ok I didn't know that, there are 100's of millions of people out there that worship a bunch of different gods, but you picked the one true god. Ok well that seems a bit selfish, and kind of shitty, I mean why is your god the only god? Can't there be a bunch of gods and ya pick the one that suits you, that seems the right way to go does it not? But I guess not, I guess ya got kind of lucky picking the only real god, how did that happen? Was it a draw of some kind? I guess it doesn't matter, you wound up with the right god, so I guess that is all that matters.
All those millions of people out there praying and shit to a god that isn't even a god, man those people are going to be pissed when they find out there god is a con-man, they ain't going to like that.
Well thanks for the education, I now know there is only one god. Oh and does he/she have a name, does he/she have any kids? Is there a way I could contact him/her (an e-mail address perhaps)? I'd like to contact him/her, I got so many questions to ask. I mean you probably aren't allowed to give out his/her personal information, but I thought I'd ask anyway.