Take the Alcohol test and see what type of drunk YOU are?

[marine]

craploa! a paltry 87 for me. I must be losin my touch

The one question on there that got a good laugh out of me was the "Do you ever not remember driving home" one. Back in the old Okinawa days my roomie and I were too lazy to walk the 1000 yards to the bowling alley to drink one night so we drove. Went on a helluva a bender and woke up in our beds the next afternoon. I got dressed and stumbled around and said
"well dude, lets crawl out and get the car back here so we can go get lunch."
(my roommate opened the curtains and looked in the parking lot..)
"uhhhhh... dude... the car is already here!"

neither of us recall driving home that night either.
to this day we still cant figure out how the damn car got home with us!

 

[redsfann]

I know I'm a drunk, and I'm thinking a score of 70 on that test proves it......

Of course, most of the questions(90%) that I answered 'yes' to took place during my degenerate undergrad days in the Mid-80's at the University of Iowa......

Do a drug questionaire like this, I'd score a perfect 100%....

I'm just a beginner compared to Marine.....

from the scoring table---

70-79 points
Professional --Any attempt at outdrinking you is an effort in futility.

Yeah, I can put 'em away when I want to, thats for should......

 

[BahamaMama]

Redsfann......

whatcha think of the idea of you guys wantin' to put 'em down the weekend prior to April 29th? (whatever the dates may be)

that's my next goal for getting home

 

[wareagle]

66...only if i could have wrecked a friends car or gotten a DUI , knock on wood...

 

[Frogy]

LOL
You've got some fight, but you still can't scrap with the big dogs.

AND I WAS DRUNK WHEN I DID THIS.
I CAN NOT READ THE QUESTIONS RIGHT COSE I GOT INTO A FIGHT AND PASS OUT ON RAYMOND CONCRETE IN MY DRIVEWAY AFTER CRASHING MY CAR INTO THE PROSTITUTE HOME WHERE I SLEPT AFTER GETTING INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH THE WIFE COSE I PUKE ON THE KID THAT I HAD FORGETTEN I HAD COSE I FELT A SLEEP WHEN HAVING SEX AND HAVING SO MANY BEERS FOR 20 DAYS IN A ROW JUST AINT RIGHT
GOT TO GO PI SO SEE YOU LATER...

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

LMAO @ Frogy

 

[fatdaddycool]

I decided that honesty was the best policy and was honest with all my answer and my score was

116.....I don't think that is healthy to be honest with you, but I seem to be O.K. right now. Some of the quwstions were no brainers. I mean who hasen't peed in a hamper on thanksgiving at your sisters house because you were up all night drinking Vodka and Crown Royal

 

[redsfann]

Mama--

Don't have any plans that I know for that week-end of the 27th-28th of April. The River Bandits are in town Saturday, the 27th. Do your kids like baseball? We could turn 'em loose at the Ballpark while us adults enjoyed some adult beverages....

assuming its warm enough...... Iowa is April can be a bit unpredictable, as you know all to well......

 

[fatdaddycool]

you know as I read my reply I thought I would go back and re-check my answers as my score put me solidly in first place so I thought I would try again adn I must have gotten one wrong cuz I got a 118 this time

5 years in the Marine Corps from age 17 -22 helped alot.

I would like to thank the Academy for giving me this great honor, also I fell that this will pave the way for all White Irish Catholics from Chicago to reach for the stars, don't be afraid to follow your dreams, they can come true I am barely living proof!!!

funniest thing is I have a friend that is worse than me......he pees everywhere

 

[Chopsticks]

Looks like I'm a "biotch" like the questionaire says since I only scored a 25. Though I know the comments were in a jocular form, I found little humor in at all. My wife has a drinking problem and has caused a lot of turmoil in my household. Too bad I couldn't live up to those "high" expectations.

 

[BahamaMama]

Sounds like a major winner to me Reds!!!! (and the kids love good 'ol JOD even better than the dugout for being turned loose)

know right off hand if it's an afternoon or an evening game? (not that it matters, cept for plannning purposes for the dreaded drive.)

at least this year there isn't a threat of it being under water for a couple of months

my dad might even like the idea of going down to JOD (and well, you know him, he's harmless ) that way, if he wanted to take the kids home before a night game would end....i'd be available for some extra *adult beverages*

(oh, and something i wanted to mention to you about another thread where you mentioned getting your garden in.....is this your first summer in the house, or the 2nd?....if it's the first, and you like tomatoes...for some reason, the absolute best tomatoes in the world are grown along that stretch of 15th.....don't know what's in the soil, but sure miss it for tasty 'maters.)

 

[redsfann]

Its a 6PM game, Mama..... glad to know the kids like baseball, and I'd think they would have more fun at JOD than at the Dugout. Besides, I know Jaci has more fun at the game since I taught her to keep score a few years back.

This is our second summer here, and you are so right about the tomatoes from our garden last year. They were fantastic! We grew red, yellow and Romas-- and the Romas were out of this world. Didn't care for the yellows, so none for this year.

You must have grown some when you lived in the 'Hood, huh?

Hey, bring your dad and I'll bring my mom---
3 generations enjoying some baseball on the Riverfront

 

[nhl8810]

well i got a 37 lower than i expected

 

[Dawg2]

What a disappointment, only 19

 

[Bluemound Freak]

82


Man I am a LOSER! I just thought I had a Drinking problem, but now I know!