Tell Me Why My Ass Bled

[bsucards]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/kobebryant1.jpg

Figured I would post Kobe's mugshot since melo's was posted

 

[Happy Hippo]

Let it go......there's nothing wrong with you liking the 11th best player in the western conference.

and for the record, I'll take the face of a competitor over the face of a smug crackhead......

All right here's my final jab. If you or anyone else watched the series between the lakers and nugs and want to still say that Carmelo is not a changed player and a true competitor, then you were not watching the same series I was. Kobe Bryant may be the best closer in the nba and he truly is unstoppable, but to watch the way Melo defended him and did not give up and relished the competition, don't even try to tell me he is only the 11th best player in the western conference. His work ethic and attitude has completely changed. In fact name 10 guys you would take before him in the whole NBA. Not happening.

 

[SixFive]

Then where... oh wait... nevermind.

let me post for smurphy...

"If I had a nickel..."

 

[SixFive]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQbB2VTLshY


What a completely stupid bitch. Here's Kate Faber rapping about getting raped by Kobe. The Denver chick. Moneygrubbing whore and if this isn't proof what is? Kobe's probably not a saint, and maybe a complete prick, but there is zero chance this girl got raped by Kobe. I mean if you were really raped, you would never make a song about it.......

And what's with that deuchbag guy in the background......


funny world..............



gl

"he told me to get some towels... then he bent me over a chair and tore up my bowels"

:wtf:

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

All right here's my final jab. If you or anyone else watched the series between the lakers and nugs and want to still say that Carmelo is not a changed player and a true competitor, then you were not watching the same series I was. Kobe Bryant may be the best closer in the nba and he truly is unstoppable, but to watch the way Melo defended him and did not give up and relished the competition, don't even try to tell me he is only the 11th best player in the western conference. His work ethic and attitude has completely changed. In fact name 10 guys you would take before him in the whole NBA. Not happening.

No worries hippo....it's all good. Just trying to get your mind of Agent. We all know how hard you have it and sympathize.

I've never been a melo believer.....but he showed me a lot this season and believe he's a star. He can't be a changed man if Kobe can't be. Can't have it both ways. Let's just agree we'd never let either one of them babysit our kids.

as far as who I'd take ahead of him, I can't get into the whole age thing. Cause then you can say he's got many more years left than Duncan or Kobe, etc. I'm just gonna list players who in their prime are better. Better yet, a list of players who will make the hall of fame ahead of him. Gonna leave off a guy like Nash because he's a shell of himself but he's got the MVPS which Melo doesn't and probably won't get. Not with Kobe and Lebron in the league for the rest of his career....anyway (in no particular order)

kobe
tim duncan
dirk nowitzki
chris paul
brandon roy

okay, you got me. I can only name 5. But that's only of who I would take now. In their prime you can add the Shaq's, Nash's of the world, etc....
as for the rest of the league:

lebron
chris bosh
derrik rose (don't hate on this one....he's the real deal)
dwight howard
dwayne wade

there's 5 more. You can argue with them and I have a bias toward guards. You might disagree with some of them, but at least the argument can be made......okay, you can throw out rose and put him in the top 10........happy now?


gl

 

[joz]

Didn't they reach an 'out of court' settlement, aka she was semi-payed off to go away? Or am I mistaken here. If thats the case theres no way in hell she would be free style rapping this crap

 

[Happy Hippo]

kobe
tim duncan
dirk nowitzki
chris paul
brandon roy

okay, you got me. I can only name 5. But that's only of who I would take now. In their prime you can add the Shaq's, Nash's of the world, etc....
as for the rest of the league:

lebron
chris bosh
derrik rose (don't hate on this one....he's the real deal)
dwight howard
dwayne wade

there's 5 more. You can argue with them and I have a bias toward guards. You might disagree with some of them, but at least the argument can be made......okay, you can throw out rose and put him in the top 10........happy now?

Sure, the argument could be made, but from your list, here is where I think Melo would fit in.

In order of basketball greatness:

kobe: unreal
lebron: unreal
dwayne wade: unfreakingreal
chris paul: ridiculous
dirk nowitzki: ridiculous
tim duncan: boringly fundamental
melo: that's right boy!
brandon roy: not quite there yet
derrick rose: maybe next year, stellar playoff performance
chris bosh: inconsistent and doesn't have the attitude
dwight howard: stellar defense, one-dimensional offense

Yes, I am semi-happy now. They might both be changed men, but I still will never like Kobe, even if I respect his basketball skills.

 

[gardenweasel]

Sure, the argument could be made, but from your list, here is where I think Melo would fit in.

In order of basketball greatness:

kobe: unreal
lebron: unreal
weasel: rodent-licious
dwayne wade: unfreakingreal
chris paul: ridiculous
dirk nowitzki: ridiculous
tim duncan: boringly fundamental
melo: that's right boy!
brandon roy: not quite there yet
derrick rose: maybe next year, stellar playoff performance
chris bosh: inconsistent and doesn't have the attitude
dwight howard: stellar defense, one-dimensional offense

Yes, I am semi-happy now. They might both be changed men, but I still will never like Kobe, even if I respect his basketball skills.

wtf.....:wtf:

/:brows:

 

[RayFinkel]

THIS THREAD

 

[DerrickTulips]

Carmelo had a couple good games, where was he the final 3 games? He is not on the other guys level. He doesn't defend, he rebounds occasionally, but definitely doesnt put up the numbers HE SHOULD be doing. He makes horrible decisions off the court.

The guy averaged 5 rebounds a game in the playoffs..

I have a Melo Bobblehead upstairs and i liked him at Syracuse, but he has a long way to go before he is a top tier player.

And 10 guys I want before him..
Kobe
Lebron
Wade
Howard
Yao
Brandon Roy
Chris Paul
Tony Parker
Kevin Garnett
Deron Williams

Im sure there are others.. Many Ginobli if healthy is a better all around player.

Why the hate for Kobe? Is it because he destroyed the Nuggets 2 years in a row? First off do you have proof he raped this girl? Nope.. so STFU thanks. We live in the US where you are innocent til proven guilty. Enjoy the offseason

 

[DerrickTulips]

At least Melo didn't have to buy his girl a $4 million ring for her 4th finger...

I wonder what is worse, throwing punches to protect your girl, or cheating on her and "perhaps" raping a woman? Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nuggets will be back in full effect next year, don't you worry about that!

Lmao at throwing punches 'to protect his girl'.. I hope you aren't talking about the incident at MSG where this hoodrat backpedaled to half court afraid of a guy that is maybe 5 foot 7

Chauncey was good for you guys, but yet again he disappeared in a big game..

SG: Chauncey! You're alive! I thought you had died after Game 4 of the Lakers series; what a relief! Anyway, I give you credit for bringing this up. You no-showed in Games 5 and 6 of the 2003 Eastern finals (playing injured, but still); the entire 2004 Eastern finals (Detroit still won); Game 7 of the 2005 NBA Finals; Games 5 and 6 of the 2006 Miami series; and Game 6 of the 2007 Cavs series. You inexplicably disappeared for the first four games of the 2008 Boston series. And I mistakenly thought you had passed away after Game 4 of the 2009 Lakers series. That's an inordinate amount of no-shows, no? I vote that we change your nickname back to "Chauncey."

 

[hawkeye]

Melo has to be the most improved player in the NBA this year. Go HH

 

[Chadman]

:11jackson "Chicken Fried Steak, Y'aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwllll!" :11jackson

:com:

 

[RowdyRider]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/kobebryant1.jpg

Figured I would post Kobe's mugshot since melo's was posted

Funny how that works out huh??

Melo couldn't afford a $4million dollar ring. Have you seen the price of weed in Denver lately......Agent lets me know current market conditions.....it's high

I know what's worse, but it didn't happen. Sex was consensual. Back door wasn't.

Good luck next year.....you'll need it. Still not to late to buy a broom and enjoy the next 3 games and watch the greatest player ever........
gl

LMFAO, greatest player ever? Yeah fucking right. He's not even top 5, IMO. He's probably the 3rd greatest Laker ever behind Magic and Kareem, IMO. They were better PLAYERS.

No worries hippo....it's all good. Just trying to get your mind of Agent. We all know how hard you have it and sympathize.

I've never been a melo believer.....but he showed me a lot this season and believe he's a star. He can't be a changed man if Kobe can't be. Can't have it both ways. Let's just agree we'd never let either one of them babysit our kids.

as far as who I'd take ahead of him, I can't get into the whole age thing. Cause then you can say he's got many more years left than Duncan or Kobe, etc. I'm just gonna list players who in their prime are better. Better yet, a list of players who will make the hall of fame ahead of him. Gonna leave off a guy like Nash because he's a shell of himself but he's got the MVPS which Melo doesn't and probably won't get. Not with Kobe and Lebron in the league for the rest of his career....anyway (in no particular order)

kobe
tim duncan
dirk nowitzki
chris paul
brandon roy

okay, you got me. I can only name 5. But that's only of who I would take now. In their prime you can add the Shaq's, Nash's of the world, etc....
as for the rest of the league:

lebron
chris bosh
derrik rose (don't hate on this one....he's the real deal)
dwight howard
dwayne wade

there's 5 more. You can argue with them and I have a bias toward guards. You might disagree with some of them, but at least the argument can be made......okay, you can throw out rose and put him in the top 10........happy now?

gl

Hmm, wow, swayed your picking to your advantage, why the fuck doesn't that suprise me considering your bias and track record of posts in this topic.

Listen, Kobe is a great player, but what the hell has he been able to accomplish by himself? Okay, I'll give you the argument of having to have a running mate or another good player to win a title. But if you try to compare Shaq with Scottie Pippen, then you're fucking nuts. Shaq was the most dominating force to ever play the game in his prime.

People try to downplay this years Lakers team to give Kobe as much as credit as possible, but people fail to remember that Gasol is an all star, Odom should be an allstar but never has gotten his head straight consistantly, but is one helluva running mate.

Look at the Lakers team, they're build to support Kobe to the greatest degree especially with matching up against Orlando. If Kobe and the Lakers can win it this year, then I'll give him props, but I wouldn't count on them repeating or winning anytime soon.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

Funny how that works out huh??



LMFAO, greatest player ever? Yeah fucking right. He's not even top 5, IMO. He's probably the 3rd greatest Laker ever behind Magic and Kareem, IMO. They were better PLAYERS.




Hmm, wow, swayed your picking to your advantage, why the fuck doesn't that suprise me considering your bias and track record of posts in this topic.

Listen, Kobe is a great player, but what the hell has he been able to accomplish by himself? Okay, I'll give you the argument of having to have a running mate or another good player to win a title. But if you try to compare Shaq with Scottie Pippen, then you're fucking nuts. Shaq was the most dominating force to ever play the game in his prime.

People try to downplay this years Lakers team to give Kobe as much as credit as possible, but people fail to remember that Gasol is an all star, Odom should be an allstar but never has gotten his head straight consistantly, but is one helluva running mate.

Look at the Lakers team, they're build to support Kobe to the greatest degree especially with matching up against Orlando. If Kobe and the Lakers can win it this year, then I'll give him props, but I wouldn't count on them repeating or winning anytime soon.

I was fcking around with hippo who I happen to have an acquaintence with.

Unfortunately since this is a message board you were invited.

I posted that IMO carmelo anthony is barely a top 10 player. I'm entitled to that opinon. You are entitled to yours.

Since Jack let all the children in to play with absolutely zero handicapping knowledge, potty mouths, and no bed times.....i.e you and dickie and the millions of others setting up their system plays only to fail and use another user name two days later this board has gone to absoulte chit.

Have a great life pal.

 

[RowdyRider]

I don't set up "system" plays or anything of that degree. So nice try in that attempt, care to try again? Funny how you have nothing to say, you just say outlandish things? ONCE AGAIN, FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS, HUH?

You can twist it anyway you want, but I think you need to realize that it's a forum, and should go forward knowing so. I apologize for not being "in" on the circle jerk. I should've know, duh me!!

 

[greggraffin]

I was fcking around with hippo who I happen to have an acquaintence with.

Unfortunately since this is a message board you were invited.

I posted that IMO carmelo anthony is barely a top 10 player. I'm entitled to that opinon. You are entitled to yours.

Since Jack let all the children in to play with absolutely zero handicapping knowledge, potty mouths, and no bed times.....i.e you and dickie and the millions of others setting up their system plays only to fail and use another user name two days later this board has gone to absoulte chit.

Have a great life pal.

you summed up what i was thinking

 

[Woodson]

You can twist it anyway you want, but I think you need to realize that it's a forum, and should go forward knowing so. I apologize for not being "in" on the circle jerk. I should've know, duh me!!

Did I miss it? :sadwave: