The Hippo/Kramer Contest 2009

gardenweasel

el guapo
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OK you bunch of dip shits, it's that time of year again when we put on the boxing gloves and beat the hell out of each other. :box2:

This contest was founded on bashing, insults, chest beating, and mocking fellow dip shits.

Are you in:

Happy Hippo
Smurph
Dunclock
Woodson
Mr. Mel
RollTide
bjfinste
badtodabone
imfeklhr
Wesis69
ripken8
BBC
gmroz22
Agent0659
Morris
Mr. Christo
Sponge
Madjack
Gardenweasel
Wayne Wonder
Phart
jabberwocky
Cie Grant
Toledo Prophet
Six Five

Anyone else want to join these clowns speak now
or forever hold you junk.

$20 per person to be sent to the winner at the
end of the regular season. (rolled pennies are an
option).

Post Season Contest to be determined.

The "Finster Rule" applies. you can't play both
sides or totals of the same game. :rolleyes:

The Rules:
You must pick 3 NFL sides or totals each week of
the regular season. Picks for the whole week must
be posted or emailed before first kickoff of main
playing day (not necessary to get all picks in before
Thursday/odd ball games). MNF play must be
before first Sunday kickoff.
Each selection is worth 1 point if it's correct, -1 if
wrong, 0 if a tie. You have the option of making
one of your selections double value each week.
So, you have the potential of risking as many as
4 points each week.

Men, Women, Animals, Todlers, Democrats,
Republicans, Independents, Gays, Straights, Bi,
Drunks, Priests, anyone is welcome.

So, who's in. :box2: :box2: :box2:

i read this whole contest preamble from kramer....i took the speech,read every 7th letter starting 15 letters into the 18th line.....there seems to be a hidden message saying "Guinness is good for you."...

i am impressed...:toast: ...count me in...:thumb:
 

ripken8

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I'll play if you promise that the three fukers that didn't pay me last year can't play...


:bigun: :bigun: :bigun:


KRAMER
 

ripken8

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can't tell ya... could tell you who did pay but it obviously isn't about the money, just don't think they should get a free ride...
 

smurphy

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I thought all ended up paying. Maybe WWonder got paid extra. I threw away those emails as a last second effort to preserve my sanity. Didn't really work.

Hopefully a bunch of people miss the first week deadline and then Kramer can cut them off the list.
 

Woodson

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I thought all ended up paying. Maybe WWonder got paid extra. I threw away those emails as a last second effort to preserve my sanity. Didn't really work.

Hopefully a bunch of people miss the first week deadline and then Kramer can cut them off the list.

The rule were stated but let's beer clear what's at stake for yours truly... LAST PLACE.


The last two years I have held onto this coveted position only to have a non-entry week result in my demise.

That will not happen this year.

LAST PLACE PRIZE: Hat/shirt of your liking from yours truly (MAX $50) ... Rules: You must make weekly picks, 1 non play week results in DQ for last place.

:thefinger


I'm setting the pace this year.... 0-3 is hard to stop...
 

BobbyBlueChip

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I thought all ended up paying. Maybe WWonder got paid extra. I threw away those emails as a last second effort to preserve my sanity. Didn't really work.

Hopefully a bunch of people miss the first week deadline and then Kramer can cut them off the list.

It's really not going to be the same without you running the show :rolleyes:
 

gardenweasel

el guapo
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"the bunker"
The rule were stated but let's beer clear what's at stake for yours truly... LAST PLACE.


The last two years I have held onto this coveted position only to have a non-entry week result in my demise.

That will not happen this year.

LAST PLACE PRIZE: Hat/shirt of your liking from yours truly (MAX $50) ... Rules: You must make weekly picks, 1 non play week results in DQ for last place.

:thefinger


I'm setting the pace this year.... 0-3 is hard to stop...

can we substitute a team-logo leisure suit in lieu of the hat/shirt?...

x_suit200.jpg
 
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gardenweasel

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question for our contest czars.....when do we see some official lineage?...

do we use the opening line or the old,tattered, stinky 5 day old line that has already been abused by vegas and on-line degenerates(foam-flecked fiends who hang by their computers with bloodshot eyes on sunday night come hell or high water)?...

either way is fine...just curious...thanks
 
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smurphy

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question for our contest czars.....when do we see some official lineage?...

do we use the opening line or the old,tattered, stinky 5 day old line that has already been abused by vegas and on-line degenerates(foam-flecked fiends who hang by their computers with bloodshot eyes on sunday night come hell or high water)?...

either way is fine...just curious...thanks

I'll let Kramer field that one.
 

el JB

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The rule were stated but let's beer clear what's at stake for yours truly... LAST PLACE.


The last two years I have held onto this coveted position only to have a non-entry week result in my demise.

That will not happen this year.

LAST PLACE PRIZE: Hat/shirt of your liking from yours truly (MAX $50) ... Rules: You must make weekly picks, 1 non play week results in DQ for last place.

:thefinger


I'm setting the pace this year.... 0-3 is hard to stop...

HEY ...GONNA FIGHT THAT ONE HARD...WHEN WE START TO POST 'EM PICKS ...OR WE WIN BY NOT POSTIN AT ALL?
 

Woodson

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Basically whoever comes in dead last, having made picks each week, will get a $50 prize of their choosing.

I have faith in my abilities to pull last place this year with ease... :SIB
 

BadAngel

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I am in again Kramer. Man I have to remember to post this year. I think I led this contest in forgot to posts last year.

BA
 

el JB

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GET OFF YOUR :moon: AND PUT THE DAMN LINES ON THIS THREAD OR WE'LL POST OUR OWN LINES ( PERSONALLY I LOVE DALLAS +14 :142smilie HOPING TAMPA ISN'T THAT HUNGRY TO EAT 'EM ALIVE:D )
 

Kramer

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Hey Smurph, since Hippo is going to be the next
Octomom, how bout you start this cluster fuck off
tomorrow with the slanted lines and introductory
bullshit which you are so good at, we let as many
dipshits in till Sunday morning, BBC takes week 2,
the Ripster takes week 3, Hippo if she ever comes
up for air :s6: ,week 4, and we some how get the
rest of these morans in as guest DJ's from there on?

:mj07: :142smilie




:director: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky: :drinky:
 

Kramer

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GET OFF YOUR :moon: AND PUT THE DAMN LINES ON THIS THREAD OR WE'LL POST OUR OWN LINES ( PERSONALLY I LOVE DALLAS +14 :142smilie HOPING TAMPA ISN'T THAT HUNGRY TO EAT 'EM ALIVE:D )



HEY JOB BLOW

LINES WILL BE UP TOMORROW


 
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