Buddy: You reverted back to your pre-married days and were telling the ladies you were a psychology professor at the local university... your words... local university... ... Why does that always seem to be interesting?
ME: You don't question how the TV comes on when you hit power... you're just glad it continues to come on.
Buddy: What does that mean really?
ME: I dunno, I was turning the tv on when you text me... Was she hot?
