Puzzled President
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W.
"I've got a problem," says W.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies W.
"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a look."
So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.
Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
EAE:
Yeah God is on the Republican's side but not the God that I believe in, he would not support the criminal corruption and lies that have been uttered by the whold cast of clowns! If you have not seen what they are doing then you are myopic, by invoking the name of god they are able to pillage and steal until their hearts are content and when they are called on what they are doing they usually either invoke god or call someone unpatriotic. Personally, I believe that religion and politics should be divided and not used to try to divide people as this administration has done, most ancient great societies were eventually brought down to ashes by division's in religion and in wealth!
Dogs That Bark:
What are they running on then? What did they do in the last three years other than 9/11? Surely, they cannot run on education as it's a mess, nor Iraq as we can see was a misguided and very piss poor invasion! Well that leaves the economy and in my state we have seen close to 200k jobs leave in the manufacturing industry and yes new jobs are being created but the trade off in the income per hour between the new and old jobs has been figured at a $7.00 per hour loss. So all I can see what they can run on is terror, fear and mudsligning!