the scrooge on woodland ridge

[MadJack]

from 550pm until 9pm tonight my office door will be closed and the lights turned out. the only illumination will be that from computer monitor.

i'll let the wife deal with the little bastids begging for candy :sadwave:

maybe i should break out the brews a day early :00x32

fuck halloween

:mj07:

 

[MadJack]

my son told me to give all the kids an apple and they won't be back next year :mj07:

 

[RAYMOND]

DO YOU GET ALOT OF KIDS

 

[RAYMOND]

I AM LUCKY I GET 5 KIDS

 

[MadJack]

i'm guessing we'll get 50-75

kurby

 

[MadJack]

I AM LUCKY I GET 5 KIDS

you were at my house in the woods. got NONE there :00hour

 

[RAYMOND]

IT WAS NICE THERE

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

2nd thing I looked at this morning was--

Hourly Weather Summary

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55? F
Partly Sunny

6pm

54? F
Partly Cloudy

7pm

--to determine how many bags of candy I will need to buy.

The goods is --1st time wife will be home for the little rascals and can deal with them--should be an experience for her.

 

[yyz]

Jack,

To save time and money.

Here is the best idea for guys who don't want to face "treaters":


Place a big empty bowl on the front steps with a sign that reads:

PLEASE, take only one! Happy Halloween!

 

[VaNurse]

Woodland Ridge??

Woodland Ridge??

Isn't that where the mean man lives????

Seriously, I can remember one year with the ex when I heard those exact words outside my apartment while I was waiting inside the door with the candy. Can you imagine being known as the people that kids wouldn't even beg candy from??

Jack, enjoy what you have! I'm now on over an acre and kids don't come trick or treating. I might even go to the neighboring church Trunk or Treat to see if I can win some baked goods in the Cake Walk. Wish me luck!:SIB

 

[godsfavoritedog]

Jack,

To save time and money.

Here is the best idea for guys who don't want to face "treaters":


Place a big empty bowl on the front steps with a sign that reads:

PLEASE, take only one! Happy Halloween!

I do this every year and have yet to have anyone knock on my door. If this plan ever stops working, I'm going to get a "Registered Sex Offender Lives Here" sign.

 

[yyz]

I do this every year and have yet to have anyone knock on my door. If this plan ever stops working, I'm going to get a "Registered Sex Offender Lives Here" sign.

What do you mean, "get one"?

:SIB

 

[godsfavoritedog]

What do you mean, "get one"?

:SIB

Set myself up for that one.

:thefinger :thefinger

 

[kosar]

from 550pm until 9pm tonight my office door will be closed and the lights turned out. the only illumination will be that from computer monitor.

I do the same thing. Fuck that shit.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Haven't had one kid come to my house the last two years. I am hoping we make it a third. It helps not having a storm door because it doesn't look like I'm "participating" when the big front door is shut.

 

[RAYMOND]

JUST PUT A SIGN ON THE LAWN BEWARE =SWING FLU :mj07:

 

[MadJack]

JUST PUT A SIGN ON THE LAWN BEWARE =SWING FLU :mj07:

:mj07:

 

[Morris]

No little shitheads here...pouring rain!!

 

[kosar]

Fucking swing flu.

 

[Tina Yothers]

Fucking swing flu.

It would make more sense if the "E" key was next to the "G" key - but they aren't. Either he is retarded, or he has kielbasas for fingers - I'm leaning former.