As soon as an offer to make a bet with real money is made, you hide. Every time. Like a bitch.
The Weiner Circle - Chicago
- Thread starter THE KOD
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As soon as yu realize yu would lose handily, and would have to leave yu puss out. And yu could take clown joker and whinerguy with yu.
Nope - me versus you.
But you?ll never take that bet. Because it?s real money and you?re a bitch.
I would prefer the 3 for 1 and get rid of all the assholes at once
I will put up 2500 to your 2000
I am sure they have that much faith in your wagering skills
As of 1/11/11
March Madness
College Basketball Tournament 2010 -
Record 5-1 ...................... + $ 1,687.00
Boxing Year 2010
Record 4-0 ..................... + $ 2,998.00
College Football Year 2010
Record 16-16 ...................... - $ 4,410.00
Bowls - 1-1 ........................... + 157.00
National Championship Game
Auburn Vs Oregon
1-0 ........................................ + $ 1,000.00
NFL Regular Season Year 2010
NFL Regular Season 12-1 ... 92% .... + $ 6,177.00
NFL Playoffs 2-1 .... - $ 77.00
Super Bowl Game Year 2011
1-0 ............... + $ 2,797.00
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This is my full year of posts here at madjacks.
I have built my bankroll for the last four years and used it to play the next year. I do it by winning more than I lose. There may be a few games I played and lost that aren't listed above, but they are few and far between. Probably minus another thousand or so.
I do not gamble on baseball because I stink at it and never never can win with the ball and bat.
I stopped gambling on that sport forever and that has served me well.
It gets very frustrating for me at times, because after all the work and time that is required to post winning plays for a year, I could not even think about doing it for a living and paying all the bills I have and debts that I owe. This just isnt enough and it may never be. Risking any more than what I do could bankrupt me in certain situations.
The most I could see is supplementing my income in the future years.
March Madness
College Basketball Tournament 2010 -
Record 5-1 ...................... + $ 1,687.00
Boxing Year 2010
Record 4-0 ..................... + $ 2,998.00
College Football Year 2010
Record 16-16 ...................... - $ 4,410.00
Bowls - 1-1 ........................... + 157.00
National Championship Game
Auburn Vs Oregon
1-0 ........................................ + $ 1,000.00
NFL Regular Season Year 2010
NFL Regular Season 12-1 ... 92% .... + $ 6,177.00
NFL Playoffs 2-1 .... - $ 77.00
Super Bowl Game Year 2011
1-0 ............... + $ 2,797.00
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This is my full year of posts here at madjacks.
I have built my bankroll for the last four years and used it to play the next year. I do it by winning more than I lose. There may be a few games I played and lost that aren't listed above, but they are few and far between. Probably minus another thousand or so.
I do not gamble on baseball because I stink at it and never never can win with the ball and bat.
I stopped gambling on that sport forever and that has served me well.
It gets very frustrating for me at times, because after all the work and time that is required to post winning plays for a year, I could not even think about doing it for a living and paying all the bills I have and debts that I owe. This just isnt enough and it may never be. Risking any more than what I do could bankrupt me in certain situations.
The most I could see is supplementing my income in the future years.
YTD 2009 - College Football
16-4 80% + $ 6,371.00
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I had a good year in 2009 College Football.
I followed my plan and remained diciplined.
Whoever says that buying points and playing big moneylines never pays off, I think I disproved that
this year.
I have also played dogs, spreads and a few totals.
I hit a double 2-0 win week.
And I also hit the 4-0 Four of a kind winner.
This is three College National championships in a row I have won.
I don't think I have ever seen anyone at madjacks play a entire season with posted plays win at 80%
If I include my boxing wins this year tack on another 5-0 + $ 4,367.00 and at 21-4 is 84%
Well enough of that
Time to get serious about NFL playoffs and then the Super Bowl.
don't be scared Bobby
I have history behind me.
You have jealousy and a constant 10 years of below 50 % on posted plays
I have history behind me.
You have jealousy and a constant 10 years of below 50 % on posted plays
Bobby little closer , just a little closer\
We wish you many more bitch slaps ..... Bobby
We wish you many more bitch slaps ..... Bobby
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wow what a contest player that BBC is . Classic wagering skills
he couldnt even beat his buddy whinerguy
nice job BBC
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this was a contest that you love so much in 2014
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Pocket Taser Gun, A
Great Gift For The Wife?
This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,... right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- ... that hurt like hell!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock...
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thats pretty funny
I think the instructions said the only one second burst would be administered from another person. You cant give the shock to yourself and not expect problems.
Great Gift For The Wife?
This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,... right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!" What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best..... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$$!% !@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A- ... that hurt like hell!!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantle of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles. I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock...
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thats pretty funny
I think the instructions said the only one second burst would be administered from another person. You cant give the shock to yourself and not expect problems.
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The 6-foot-1, 225-pound tailback made sure everyone in the new Scotland County High School gym knew how ?blessed? and ?honored? and ?thankful? he was to receive that recognition.
IWhite will be in Athens in January. He will enroll early and be ready to go.
He will also be an unofficial visitor at the Kentucky game tomorrow.
Scotland County coach Richard Bailey also spoke at the event. He felt it was a ?blessing? to coach the nation?s No. 1 RB prospect.
That went beyond White?s career rushing total of 7,000-plus yards.
?I?ve been coaching football for 27 years and I?ve coached some great football players and some great young men but none more deserving of this honor than Zamir White,? Bailey said. ?He has epitomized what being a great football player is all about but more importantly what a great teammate is all about.?
?I?ve never met a football player with more ability that was as humble and selfless as Zamir is. If I am fortunate to coach another 10-15 years I am sure I will never coach a finer young man than Zamir White.?
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IWhite will be in Athens in January. He will enroll early and be ready to go.
He will also be an unofficial visitor at the Kentucky game tomorrow.
Scotland County coach Richard Bailey also spoke at the event. He felt it was a ?blessing? to coach the nation?s No. 1 RB prospect.
That went beyond White?s career rushing total of 7,000-plus yards.
?I?ve been coaching football for 27 years and I?ve coached some great football players and some great young men but none more deserving of this honor than Zamir White,? Bailey said. ?He has epitomized what being a great football player is all about but more importantly what a great teammate is all about.?
?I?ve never met a football player with more ability that was as humble and selfless as Zamir is. If I am fortunate to coach another 10-15 years I am sure I will never coach a finer young man than Zamir White.?
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Funny you mention that Bobby, but he has Mamas settlement money so she lets him buy extra points when he begs her. You just can't make this shit up how bad kittycat is at wagering. Another $777.00 of Monopoly money down the drain. Now you stand at
-$3552.00 for the year. Laughable. Worthless. Again, couldn't happen to a better loser on this site. Pussy motherfucker.
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He?ll be fine. Just gonna have to put 20g of the pretend money on a money line favorite. It?s the scooter way.
