(THIS ONES FOR THE DOGS) BROWNIE

[Blitz]

BOYS ITS A GO TOMORROW NIGHT 8 P.M. I JUST TALKED TO MY LOVELY WIFE AND SHE IS WORKING SO ITS ME AND BROWNIE

Do Brownie a favor this time, use Astroglide or KY...

 

[3 Seconds]

Do Brownie a favor this time, use Astroglide or KY...

Interesting sig there Blitz

Go Hoodie!

:nono: :nono: :nono:

 

[fatdaddycool]

Warning: Setting incorrect values in the BIOS can make your computer nonbootable.
:mj07:

I don't get it?

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I JUST CAME IN FROM A MILE WALK WITH BROWNIE SO WE WONT BE MAKING THE 8 P.M. POP OFF HE IS SOUND ASLEEP AND SNORING LIKE CRAZY.I WOULD SAY THE BALLOONS WILL BE POPPED AROUND 8.30

I HAVE THE BALLOONS ALL READY TO GO I AM JUST WAITING FOR THE DOG TO WAKE UP AND THEN WE CAN ALL MAKE SOME MONEY.


I WILL HAVE A GRIN WHEN BROWNIE POPS US A WIN

 

[DoubleDown]

BY THE NAME, I'M GUESSING THAT 'BROWNIE' IS DARK IN COLOR .

I THOUGHT YOU HATED DARKIES !!!

IF 'BROWNIE' IS A WHITE KOCK -A - POO, I'M IN. IF HE'S A DARKIE, I'M OUT !!!

 

[Morris]

Did you get the cash from your wifes purse? Just wondering cause I don't want this bet to be a "Like kissing your sister" type of bet? :shrug:

 

[gardenweasel]

c`mon jim....time to rouse that damned pooch......

attaboy brownie!....sic em brownie!


(sheesh...what i won`t do for amusement).....

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I FELL ASLEEP ALSO JESUS CHRIST WE ARE RUNNING LATE WITH THE KEY INFORMATION.GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES FELLAS I JUST OPENED A WATER AND A YOPLAIT.IN 5 MINUTES THE BALLOONS WILL BE THROWN IN THE AIR FOR BROWNIE TO POP.:00hour SHIT I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE THE LOVELY WIFE WILL BE HOME BEFORE 10 AND SHE WILL KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT.

 

[Morris]

Hope the mutt doesn't swallow one of those balloons! You'll be in deep shit!! :mj07:

 

[beantownjim]

O.K. BOYS THE BALLOONS ARE IN THE AIR ALL 6 OF THEM HE JUST CHASED THE RED ONE NOW ITS THE YELLOW ONE NOW ITS THE GREEN ONE OH POP WE HAVE A WINNER THE FIRST BALLOON POPPED WAS A RED ONE THAT MEANS THE BIG BET FOR SUNDAY IS TAKE THE (TAMPA BAY BUCANEERS):00hour THATS IT FOLKS ITS OFFICIAL BROWNIE HAS BROKEN THE RED BALLON THAT IS CLEARLY MARKED TAMPA BAY + 2 1/2 OVER A PATHETIC DETROIT LIONS TEAM.I LIKE BROWNIES SELECTION NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STEAL A DIME OUT OF MY WIFES ACCOUNT AND REPLACE IT BY TUESDAY AFTER WE WIN OUR BET.

BOYS DONT FORGET (BROWNIES) WIN PERCENTAGE IS 85% I CANT USE THIS SYSTEM THAT OFTEN ONLY ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS I AM AFFRAID BROWNIE WILL CHOKE ON THE BALLOONS.ALL THE BALLOONS ARE NOW POPPED AND IT LOOKS LIKE NOW DAMAGE TO BROWNIE HE LIKES TO CHEW ON THE RUBBER.


BOYS GET AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU CAN FIND AND BET IT ALL ON (TAMPA BAY + 2 1/2) BOYS A BROWNIE PICK DOESNT COME ALONG THAT OFTEN SO LETS TAKE ADVANTAGE

I GRIN WHEN BROWNIE WINS

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS THIS IS KEY INFORMATION LETS KEEP THIS IN HOUSE I MEAN I DONT WANT YOU GUYS GOING SHOOTING OFF YOUR BIG MOUTHS IN OTHER FORUMS AND HAVE THEM PICK UP ON MY SYSTEM.IF MY WIFE FINDS OUT WHAT I DID TONIGHT IT WILL OVER FOR YOUR GOOD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM ITS NO SECRET MY WIFE LOVES OUR DOG MORE THAN ME :shrug: SHE DENIES IT BUT I FEEL ITS TRUE.

(TAMPA BAY + 2 1/2) ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS AND REMEMBER BEANTOWNJIM WORKS FOR YOU NOT THE BOOKIES

 

[gardenweasel]

wow....just wow!........thanks,btj.....and thanks,brownie....


sidenote:..i know the wife has your left nut mounted over her mantle(painful visual..i been there,bud), but, you really need to move beyond that and reclaim your self esteem.....

xo,
your friend,weasel

 

[Franky Wright]

The mortgage papers are signed, and I will be funded tomorrow morning:00hour

THANKS DARKIE, UH, OOPS, I MEAN BROWNIE:scared


Jim, if we have a large line move like Dr. Boob's plays, is it still a go? :shrug: I just sent a 80 lbs. bag of ALPO to this mutt, so he better win:SIB

Franky

 

[Dr. Fade]

That is great news- I bought the Lions down to -1 early in the week. I'll fade a Cockerpoo all day. I only played 2 NFL games early - bought kc to +3.5 & Det down to -1. I may pressure my Det play w/this new info. I'm just envisioning a virtual Archie Bunker house- probably smells a bit like Brownie's ass.. Beaner blowin up six balloons in his dirty wifebeater underneath a Billichek (sic) sweatshirt. Only thing in common w/Billichek's sweatshirt is both are going on round 7 before a Tide intervention. Beaner's Pats sweatshirt is an all white (now more of an off-white, yellowish) "86SUPER BOWL CHAMPS" early release. It's got the logo w/the Center decked out in the Revolutionary War gear. I just fired more on Det. GL.

 

[beantownjim]

BIG MISTAKE DR. FAG THIS IS A BROWNIE PICK HE IS 58% AND IF HE GIVES US TAMPA BAY YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK:11jackson BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I AM SERIOUS LOAD UP ON TAMPA BAY I STOLE A DIME FROM MY WIFE AND I HAVE TO REPLACE IT BEFORE TUESDAY MORNING AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW I TOOK IT.


I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE 100 GUYS IN THIS THREAD THANKING ME FOR MY PICK WHERE IS EVERYBODY :shrug:

I AM BETTING THE MONEY LINE TAMPA BAY OUTRIGHT WINNER :00hour

 

[Dr. Fade]

GL Beaner. I'm a Gruden fan, but I just don't see the talent. Det coming off a bye- I was on Wash v. Det fairly heavy. This Det team is no juggernaut, but a good situational play here. How fast is Brownie? TB is tossing out draft picks for dogs.

 

[beantownjim]

YOUR ON THE WRONG SIDE KID THE MONEY LINE IS +120 SO I AM LOOKING AT THE MONEY LINE AND A TAMPA BAY OUTRIGHT WINNER :00hour


I GRIN WHEN BROWNIE WINS

 

[Dr. Fade]

You may be correct, We shall see here shortly :SIB

 

[White Shadow]

BIG MISTAKE DR. FAG THIS IS A BROWNIE PICK HE IS 58% AND IF HE GIVES US TAMPA BAY YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK

So which is it? Originally, you told us Brownie hits at a 85% success rate and now you're telling us 58%.........misleading the bettors is no way to get your own pick section at MJ's. :nono:

I took the Lions anyway, but I'm happy to see that my chances of hitting the bet improved to 42% as opposed to the original 15% chance that I thought I had. :SIB

 

[Z-Town Posse]

It might be time to check Brownie into the Mike Vick Kennells for a weekend visit.