Tiger Woods Hurt in Car Crash.
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Pretty sure it would be a religious experience for me!!
I would let her hit me with a golf club for some
i had "know" idea?......wtf?.....:mj07: ...time to put up the gorilla bong....:142smilie
:mj07: :142smilie .....i haven`t even started drinking!......:00x12
this is one great marketing opportunity....
tiger and g.m.can turn this situation one helluva good "onstar" commercial(he had to have one on his escalade)....
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My friend, you have finally made it to my inner circle with this impressively hysterical observation - not that you care...
I'm mentally writing the "Onstar" script as we type... jesus...I hope somebody like John Stewart, Colbert, or Saturday Night Live gets this one right....
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While I'm sure everyone in the world knows this, there is no freaking way that someone like Tiger Woods would drive his Escalade into a hydrant and then into a tree, without causing the airbags to go off, to the point of messing up his face by hitting the wheel or whatever, to the point of the Escalade coming to rest in a place where he could not get out of the vehicle, or his "loving" wife could not help him out another door without smashing the rear window - which must have been the only way out in someone's yard, fairly close to a road, when the Escalade is going about, oh, I don't know, 20 MPH tops.
Quick guess for me - she found out, beat his face with the golf club, he ran out and tried to head out ANYWHERE else instead of just killing her, and she was still coming after him after he crashed the vehicle.
He might have regained his senses enough to make her realize he could eventually have her eliminated from the earth if she didn't take her settlement and move on, and she decided to calm her ass down.
There is most certainly a prenup in place, so she is probably just having a really bad night, realizing who she is, and who he is. But the polish is OFF the apple, for our hero, I'm afraid.
Quick guess for me - she found out, beat his face with the golf club, he ran out and tried to head out ANYWHERE else instead of just killing her, and she was still coming after him after he crashed the vehicle.
He might have regained his senses enough to make her realize he could eventually have her eliminated from the earth if she didn't take her settlement and move on, and she decided to calm her ass down.
There is most certainly a prenup in place, so she is probably just having a really bad night, realizing who she is, and who he is. But the polish is OFF the apple, for our hero, I'm afraid.
look at all the drama this incident is stirring up, some of you should apply for a job at tmz.com
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Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
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Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger...fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8HjpI1T
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
:scared
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger...fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8HjpI1T
