two women are playing golf...

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two women were playing golf...one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. ...the ball hit one of the men....he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony...

the woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize... 'please allow me to help.i'm a physical therapist and i know i could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him...

'no, no, i'll be all right...just give me a few minutes,' the man gasped...he was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin....

at her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help....she gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside...she administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'how does that feel?'..

he replied, 'it feels great, but i still think my thumb's broken.'.....



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two women were playing golf...one teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. ...the ball hit one of the men....he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony...

the woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize... 'please allow me to help.i'm a physical therapist and i know i could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him...

'no, no, i'll be all right...just give me a few minutes,' the man gasped...he was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin....

at her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help....she gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside...she administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'how does that feel?'..

he replied, 'it feels great, but i still think my thumb's broken.'.....



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:mj07:

heard it before too :142smilie
 

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that joke sucked more than usual

there is a fight tonight ?

who is fighting ?:0corn

fwiw...you should just ask jack to sticky your fight threads....rather than having you go back and bump each one in two different forums 20 or so times....


jack..cut scotty some slack....his fingers are bloody..
 

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they don't have to be sticky

jack and ie have enough to worry about

its all about the information

not sure why that bothers yu

anymore jokes
 

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they don't have to be sticky

jack and ie have enough to worry about

its all about the information

not sure why that bothers yu

anymore jokes

c`mon scotty....where`s your sense of humor?.... that`s what i like aboutcha....

gl on the play.........i think you have an excellent shot with the over(unless shane fights an incredibly stupid fight)...
 

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c`mon scotty....where`s your sense of humor?.... that`s what i like aboutcha....

gl on the play.........i think you have an excellent shot with the over(unless shane fights an incredibly stupid fight)...
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yeh I sure hope so.

I think he covers and holds and dances which will be fine with me.

gw - could you do me a favor for old times sake. Go into the off the wall and bump my thread for me. I promise if I win I wont gloat or pat myself on the back.

thanks in advance
 

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yeh I sure hope so.

I think he covers and holds and dances which will be fine with me.

gw - could you do me a favor for old times sake. Go into the off the wall and bump my thread for me. I promise if I win I wont gloat or pat myself on the back.

thanks in advance

should i do it stealthily(actually act like i`m interested?)......or just say,"i`m bumping this cause scotty begged me to"?.....


/:mj07: .....you lil` dickens,you:lol:
 
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