UFC 223, April 7th, Brooklyn, New York

[THE_THONG]

:facepalm:

avril co-signed the bet by putting on a bikini for me

 

[kickserv]

^^^^bikini shot taken after she beat Lyme Disease, she's so tough..........unlike Conor^^^^x43:

 

[kickserv]

2018 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 0-0
Fighter vs. Fighter 1-3
Over/Under 0-0
Parlays 2-22

-20.69 Joe Rogans


Chris Gruetzemacher beat Joe Lauzon $2.40 (+140) *1 Joe Rogan

Mike Rodriguez beat Devin Clark $1.95 (-105) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Calvin Kattar beat Renato Moicano $2.00 (+100) *1.5 Joe Rogans

Ashlee Evans-Smith wins inside distance $6.00 (+500) *half Joe Rogan

Khabib Nurmagomedov wins in round 1 $3.00 (+200) *0.75 Joe Rogan

Joanna Jedrzejczyk wins inside distance $5.10 (+410) *1 Joe Rogan

 

[kickserv]

Devin Clark at -110 odds holds Rodriguez up against the cage and gets the decision win. Rodriguez needs to work on his cardio.

 

[Crazy Fingers]

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OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE DANA WHITE FIASCO ...................... xstop

IF ANYONE WASTES MONEY ON THIS ? PPV ?

THEY'VE LOST THEIR MIND

I WOULDN'T COME OUT OF THE HOUSE IF THE CRAP WAS HELD IN MY BACK YARD ...

I MEAN .......... REALLY ? :SIB

ROSE THUG IS THE MAN !!!

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Kodi for me on this one

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[kickserv]

The fave Ashlee Evans-Smith beats Bec Rawlings, always good to see Rawlings lose, she is not a nice human being.

 

[kickserv]

The +120 underdog Canuck Olivier Aubin-Mercier beats the American Dunham in under a minute:em71:



OH CANADA

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[Crazy Fingers]

Is that Canadian crying?

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[Crazy Fingers]

The +120 underdog Canuck Olivier Aubin-Mercier beats the American Dunham in under a minute:em71:



OH CANADA

x44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x44:x43:x43:x43:x43:x43:x43:x43:

Guy I'm watching the fights with says... He looks like a child molester

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[kickserv]

Is that Canadian crying?

Olivier Aubin-Mercier is the Canadian gangster..........he cries, he says sorry, he has a cool stache, he eats timbits and he fucks shit up:spotting:

 

[THE_THONG]

Olivier Aubin-Mercier is the Canadian gangster..........he cries, he says sorry, he has a cool stache, he eats timbits and he fucks shit up:spotting:

he gets to bang Avril as the prize

 

[kickserv]

he gets to bang Avril as the prize

yes....yes he does.

 

[kickserv]

The cutie that likes cookies Kowalkiewicz beats Herrig by decision, no upset win for Herrig in that fight, the cookie chick was in complete control in that fight.

One judge gave the fight to Herrig:facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

Props to Lauzon corner for stopping the fight:clap:

The +125 underdog Gruetzemacher destroys Lauzon, but Lauzon toooooo tough for his own good, he would not go down. Mad props to Lauzon for being so tough, but he needs to retire, all those wars have caught up to him.

Lauzon has had a great career, time to call it quits before your brains fall out.

 

[kickserv]

lock = Magomedsharipov

great price at -610, make like a million bucks easy :00hour

Congrads on your -610 odds selection, you went out on a limb with that one.

 

[THE_THONG]

Congrads on your -610 odds selection, you went out on a limb with that one.

I just ran back on stage like Nickelback to do an encore and take more applause

now back to banging Avril

 

[kickserv]

Zabit Magomedsharipov and Kyle Bochniak put on one hell of a fight, the +525 underdog Kyle Bochniak absolutely brought it. He was getting lit up but kept coming forward, and then the last minute was crazy he almost pulled off the massive upset:scared

Zabit Magomedsharipov could be the champ by 2019, that dude is fucking good:scared

What a fight that was:Yep:


Oh and Kyle Bochniak is a fucking savage, if a Zombie was biting his face he'd keep fighting:142smilie

 

[THE_THONG]

Zabit Magomedsharipov and Kyle Bochniak put on one hell of a fight, the +525 underdog Kyle Bochniak absolutely brought it. He was getting lit up but kept coming forward, and then the last minute was crazy he almost pulled off the massive upset:scared

Zabit Magomedsharipov could be the champ by 2019, that dude is fucking good:scared

What a fight that was:Yep:


Oh and Kyle Bochniak is a fucking savage, if a Zombie was biting his face he'd keep fighting:142smilie

neither was a CANADIAN

HUZZAH

 

[kickserv]

The -120 fave Renato Moicano beats Calvin Kattar because Calvin Kattar has no idea how to check a leg kick:facepalm:

How can you be an elite MMA fighter and not know how to check a leg kick? Pathetic.

 

[BOXLOCKS]

Good evening gentlemen

I'm looking for a parlay closer....is Nurmagomedov a safe bet tonight?