UFC 239, July 6th, Las Vegas, Nevada

[THE_THONG]

Lots of chalk



Good luck all

hell yeah, the way it should be

john lineker was CUT :scared

 

[kickserv]

Randa will be all over me tonight, win or lose :00hour

Randa Markos only bangs Canucksx44:x44:x44:

 

[kickserv]

2019 MMA Record
---------------------------------------------
Prop Bet 6-13
Fighter vs. Fighter 14-20
Over/Under 1-0
Parlays 5-11

+0.79 Joe Rogans


Randa Markosx43: beat Claudia Gadelha $2.80 (+180) *1 Joe Rogan

Thiago Santos beat Asshole $4.90 (+390) *1 Joe Rogan

Holly Holm beat Amanda Nunes $4.50 (+350) *1 Joe Rogan

Jorge Masvidal beat Ben Askren $2.90 (+190) *1 Joe Rogan

 

[kickserv]

adding so it looks like this now..................

2019 MMA Record
---------------------------------------------
Prop Bet 6-13
Fighter vs. Fighter 14-20
Over/Under 1-0
Parlays 5-11

+0.79 Joe Rogans


Randa Markos beat Claudia Gadelha $2.80 (+180) *1 Joe Rogan

Thiago Santos beat Asshole $4.90 (+390) *1 Joe Rogan

Holly Holm beat Amanda Nunes $4.50 (+350) *1 Joe Rogan

Jorge Masvidal beat Ben Askren $2.90 (+190) *1 Joe Rogan


Parlay
-----------------------------------------------------
Ismail Naurdiev
Julia Avila
Yadong Song
Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen
Edmen Shahbazyan
Michael Chiesa

odds = $5.77 (+477) *1 Joe Rogan

 

[THE_THONG]

adding so it looks like this now..................

2019 MMA Record
---------------------------------------------
Prop Bet 6-13
Fighter vs. Fighter 14-20
Over/Under 1-0
Parlays 5-11

+0.79 Joe Rogans





Parlay
-----------------------------------------------------
Ismail Naurdiev
Julia Avila
Yadong Song
Marlon Vera
Arnold Allen
Edmen Shahbazyan
Michael Chiesa

odds = $5.77 (+477) *1 Joe Rogan

super chalk heavy parlay

kick is on the HEAVY CHALK SERVINGS tonight

 

[kickserv]

kick is on the HEAVY CHALK SERVINGS tonight

The only servings kickserv will be getting will be a nice serving of the Randa Markos:canada1 vagina taco during our bath time on Sunday eveningx23:

 

[THE_THONG]

The only servings kickserv will be getting will be a nice serving of the Randa Markos:canada1 vagina taco during our bath time on Sunday eveningx23:

you can't handle the spicy flavor xstop

 

[kickserv]

Strong Play:

Julia Avila

-220 odds winner, big chalk wins, Thong is happy.

 

[kickserv]

The +450 underdog Chance Rencountre pulls off the big upset.

huge chalk = dumb

 

[kickserv]

The -999999999 fave Edmen Shahbazyan destroys Marshman.

 

[THE_THONG]

The -999999999 fave Edmen Shahbazyan destroys Marshman.

ride thick chalk and enter the gates of heaven :toast:

 

[kickserv]

The Song Yadong knockout:scared:scared:scared:scared:scared:scared

 

[THE_THONG]

paige vanzant, joanna j, claudia

after getting new tits, they are not as good

 

[kickserv]

paige vanzant, joanna j, claudia

after getting new tits, they are not as good

pics or it did not happen.

 

[THE_THONG]

pics or it did not happen.

most boring fight so far due to canuck fighter being scared

 

[kickserv]

Randa Markos and Claudia Gadelha did pretty much nothing for 15 minutes.

As punishment I am cancelling my three way with them that we have booked for Monday.

 

[kickserv]

most boring fight so far due to canuck fighter being scared

Both ladies did nothing.

Like when Thong goes on a date with Betty White.......nothing happens.

 

[THE_THONG]

Both ladies did nothing.

Like when Thong goes on a date with Betty White.......nothing happens.

only 90+ year old ladies get me up to full size :scared

 

[kickserv]

Recap of the Markos fight.........

https://twitter.com/DanTF204/status/1147671507415552001

:mj07:

 

[THE_THONG]

that fight was pathetic

neither fighter wanted to get dirty, so they could put up pretty pics on social media afterwards