UFC 247, February 8th, Houston, Texas

[kickserv]

Avril always asks me to bang her on short notice and I concur :toast:

Avril would never bang Thong, and for the record Avril prefers sensual back rubs with light cuddling.

 

[kickserv]

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[THE_THONG]

nope.

#worstfightcardever

Fuck Bible thumper Jones

Favorite : pilarte

 

[kickserv]

Fuck Bible thumper Jones

His fight camp is one giant prayer circle now........yet Jones still goes out and does stupid shit, and he's still a complete asshole:SIB

 

[kickserv]

2020 MMA Record
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Prop Bet 1-0
Fighter vs. Fighter 0-1
Over/Under 0-0
Parlays 1-5

+4.42 Joe Rogans


Lauren Murphy beat Andrea Lee $3.45 (+245) *1 Joe Rogan

Dan Ige beat Mirsad Bektic $2.00 (+100) *1 Joe Rogan

Dominick Reyes beat Jon Jones $5.00 (+400) *half Joe Rogan


Parlay
----------------------------------------------
Austin Lingo
Derrick Lewis

odds = $2.25 (+125) *2 Joe Rogans

 

[kickserv]

The +175 underdog Youssef Zalal wins in his UFC debut.

 

[kickserv]

The tiny fave Andre Ewell defeats Jonathan Martinez by split decision, although not sure the right person won that fight.....

http://mmadecisions.com/decision/10867/Andre-Ewell-vs-Jonathan-Martinez

 

[kickserv]

Favorite : pilarte

-130 chalk Domingo Pilarte didn't even last 40 seconds:mj07:


Thong loses again with chalk:mj07:

 

[THE_THONG]

-130 chalk Domingo Pilarte didn't even last 40 seconds:mj07:


Thong loses again with chalk:mj07:

That's what I get for betting on light favorite

Need -9090 to feel luke warm confidence

 

[kickserv]

Need -9090 to feel luke warm confidence

:facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

The +120 underdog Mario Bautista stops Miles Johns in round 2, nice flying knee.

 

[yyz]

Dogs are barking, and knocking out parlays!

 

[kickserv]

+320 underdog Williams makes his UFC debut in style, wew baby:scared

 

[kickserv]

Dogs are barking, and knocking out parlays!

5 fights so far, 4 underdogs have won.

(and should be 5 for 5 because the Ewell decision was questionable).

 

[kickserv]

Andrea Lee up next.....she's lucky to be alive after her Nazi husband almost killed her.

 

[kickserv]

Lauren Murphy beat Andrea Lee $3.45 (+245) *1 Joe Rogan

Another underdog wins.........kickserv is happy with that result

 

[kickserv]

The -110 Giles wins by split decision, but the real winner was Krause for taking that fight on 25 hours notice.

 

[kickserv]

The fave Derrick Lewis gets the win and the hometown crowd is happy.

How can ya not love Derrick Lewis, the guy is hilarious:mj07:

 

[kickserv]

The +100 underdog Dan Ige gets the win in a very close fight.

 

[kickserv]

The +215 underdog Justin Tafa gets the finish in Round 1, another dog cashes.

#chalkisdumb