UFC 259, March 6th, Las Vegas, Nevada

[kickserv]

Fight Card
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Jan Blachowicz vs. Israel Adesanya
Amanda Nunes vs. Megan Anderson
Petr Yan vs. Aljamain Sterling
Drew Dober vs. Islam Makhachev
Aleksandar Rakic vs. Thiago Santos
Dominick Cruz vs. Casey Kenney
Song Yadong vs. Kyler Phillips
Joseph Benavidez vs. Askar Askarov
Rogerio Bontorin vs. Kai Kara-France
Amanda Lemos vs. Livia Renata Souza
Tim Elliott vs. Jordan Espinosa
Kennedy Nzechukwu vs. Carlos Ulberg
Sean Brady vs. Jake Matthews
Uros Medic vs. Aalon Cruz
Mario Bautista vs. Trevin Jones


Thong will say Amanda Nunes is a lock:facepalm:

 

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[THE_THONG]

Lockkkk Sean Brady

Biggggg Aljoooo yeah baby

 

[THE_THONG]

Fight Card
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Thong will say Amanda Nunes is a lock:facepalm:

no need to speak if the truth is obvious :SIB

 

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[THE_THONG]

kick,

Darren from Savage Garden called and said we should do an avatar bet, you take Anderson and I take Nunes :SIB

one armed drummer from Def Leppard co-signed

 

[kickserv]

kick,

Darren from Savage Garden called and said we should do an avatar bet, you take Anderson and I take Nunes :SIB

one armed drummer from Def Leppard co-signed

ummm...............no.


And you ain't "Foolin'" anybodykurby

 

[THE_THONG]

ummm...............no.


And you ain't "Foolin'" anybodykurby

you must admit, I almost tricked you again :0003

 

[kickserv]

One Fighter Misses Weight

https://www.thescore.com/mma/news/2...s-blachowicz-adesanya-cleared-for-title-fight


Askar Askarov misses weight by one pound.

 

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[THE_THONG]

If Megan wins, we might have sex

 

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[THE_THONG]

5 toonies fckit parlay:

 

[kickserv]

5 toonies fckit parlay:

Americans suck at math I guess........ 5 toonies = 10 dollars

 

[THE_THONG]

Americans suck at math I guess........ 5 toonies = 10 dollars



View attachment 11815

Last time I visited Canada was in 1997

I'm using the exchange rate from that year

 

[kickserv]

Last time I visited Canada was in 1997

You must have been smuggled in, Canada does not accept people that wager on big chalk. We consider that a human rights violation:canada1

 

[THE_THONG]

You must have been smuggled in, Canada does not accept people that wager on big chalk. We consider that a human rights violation:canada1

I have a sex tourism waiver/special delegate visa from Canadian tourism board. They let me enter because Avril likes me to bang her when it gets really, really cold in her mansion... you know keep her thighs ruddy and rashy

 

[kickserv]

Petr Yan beat Aljamain Sterling $1.80 (-125) *2 Joe Rogans

Jan Blachowicz beat Israel Adesanya $3.10 (+210) *half Joe Rogan

Thiago Santos beat Aleksandar Rakic $2.50 (+150) *0.75 Joe Rogan

Dominick Cruz beat Casey Kenney $2.05 (+105) *1 Joe Rogan

Song Yadong beat Kyler Phillips $1.60 (-167) *2.5 Joe Rogans

Joseph Benavidez beat Askar Askarov $2.15 (+115) *1 Joe Rogan

Rogerio Bontorin beat Kai Kara-France $2.05 (+105) *1 Joe Rogan

Tim Elliott beat Jordan Espinosa $1.83 (-120) *1.25 Joe Rogans

 

[kickserv]

The +200 underdog Trevin Jones gets the 2nd round finish. The fight card starts off with a bang!