the guy on draftkings who won 100k had justin jaynes in his lineup :scared
i hope it was justin himself
UFC Fight Night 190, June 26th, Enterprise, Nevada
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the guy on draftkings who won 100k had justin jaynes in his lineup :scared
i hope it was justin himself
The winning line-up in the "MMA $333K THROWDOWN" DID NOT have Jaynes in the line-up.......Thong lying Trump style.:nono:
The winning line-up that collected the 100K was.......
C. Gane
R. Moicano
T. Boser
T. Valiev
J. Wells
M. Prachnio
Thong = big fat lier :nono:
Kind of like when you can't make Avril cum and she's still dry that's when I step in and give her two orgasms
1. Avril is never dry, especially when she's with Canadians named kickserv.
2. Avril is not interested in Americans, she prefers real men.......who don't have scurvy:Yep:
Hey!!!
There can only be one Dungeon Master
You two roll your 20 sided die and the highest number gets to have fake sex with Avril or a Level 27 Chaotic Neutral Elven Paladin with bonus dexterity. You must roll higher than a 17 for all critical hits including orgasms.
kick attempts slight of hand to confuse the pointy eared Paladin and draw attention away from his nether regions. He rolls...
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Disaster
While juggling flaming swords he loses focus allowing the sharp scimitar to puncture, lacerate and eviscerate his puny peen. It was a 1 in a billion shot to hit something that small.
In true Canadian fashion, kick apologizes to the Elven beauty for having to witness this bungling, embarrassing act.
Meanwhile...
Thong decides to hammer down on the vixen.
He rolls...
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By the power of Nanabozho, Thong utters the magical encantation, "I'm long and strong and down to get the friction on" A mist of purple fog envelopes his mid section while unleashing, Cock of the Almighty. He strikes the gina of the Paladin knocking her cloaked hood backwards revealing the true identity of the warrior princess, kick's Mom. She has an orgasm that shakes the forest floor, instantly falling head over heels in love with Thong's tallywacker.
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As dusk turned to night, kick turned his back and retreated to his lair. The wounds of the flesh would heal but the tear in his heart would never mend.
Forever sentenced to pee sitting down.
Search for the light Sir kick... Search for the light...
Forever sentenced to pee sitting down.
Search for the light Sir kick... Search for the light...
