UFC on ESPN 56, May 11th, St. Louis, Missouri

[kickserv]

Yeah tecia cutie bb

If she was cute she would have won.

 

[IX_Bender]

one does not simply ignore salsa boy

 

[kickserv]

The +215 underdog Waldo Cortes-Acosta beats Robelis Despaigne.

 

[kickserv]

The big chalk Sean Woodson wins....barely.

Not sure he won that fight..........

Sean Woodson def. Alex Caceres :: UFC on ESPN 56 :: MMA Decisions

mmadecisions.com

No...he did not win that fight.

 

[kickserv]

The +350 underdog Diego Ferreira finishes Mateusz Rebecki in the third round.

I was going to take Diego Ferreira at +350 odds, I thought his odds were an absolute gift. But I backed off and didn't "pull the trigger" .........fuck me, yes fuck me🤦‍♂️

 

[kickserv]

Rebecki, Mateusz vs Ferreira, Diego
REBECKI, MATEUSZ BY KO +148

LFG

Woodson, Sean vs Caceres, Alex
WOODSON, SEAN BY DECISION +120

1 outta 2 for a profit.....but you got big time lucky with that Woodson decision, Woodson lost that fight.

IX needs to buy one of these scratch tickets, he's lucky enough to win the top prize.....





Maybe Mr. Bender is lucky enough to finger Tecia Pennington? I think he is!

 

[kickserv]

Ulbergggg lockkkkkkk

Congrads on your minus 543454576 odds winner 🤦‍♂️

 

[THE_THONG]

Congrads on your minus 543454576 odds winner 🤦‍♂️

Listen to Thong and the freshman by the verve pipe

 

[kickserv]

Listen to Thong and the freshman by the verve pipe

I only listen to College Freshman who do lesbian porn on BetaMax.

 

[SixFive]

Ruziboev is gonna knock him out. Mismatch

 

[kickserv]

Ruziboev is gonna knock him out. Mismatch

 

[kickserv]

Nursulton Ruziboev +++++

This is a criminally ez underdog winner. Complete mismatch. Bet of the night.

The -125 fave Buckley wins.

SixFive is not amused.

 

[SixFive]

Oh well. Not the first time I’ve been wrong. I would take that bet every time. Buckley is weak.

 

[kickserv]

Oh well. Not the first time I’ve been wrong.

Even Marty McFly was wrong once and he had the Almanac.......

 

[kickserv]

Derrick Lewis and his hot balls wins in Round One against Rodrigo Nascimento $2.95 (+195) *half Joe Rogan

Another loss for kickserv.

#fuck

 

[kickserv]

The chalk Lewis gets the third round finish.....then takes off his shorts and throws his cup into the media section.

Yep........his balls were hot




And then he moons the crowd

 

[kickserv]

12 fights...........5 finishes

12 fights........3 underdogs won, biggest underdog was Ferreira at odds of +350

 

[THE_THONG]

Derrick Lewis mooned Canada

 

[kickserv]

Derrick Lewis mooned Canada

and it was a full moon.

 

[THE_THONG]

and it was a full moon.

I like it when Avril stars me

Like mooning me from the front side 🧨🍆