UFC Vegas 25, May 1st, Enterprise, Nevada

[kickserv]

Fight Card
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Dominick Reyes vs. Jiri Prochazka
Giga Chikadze vs. Cub Swanson
Ion Cutelaba vs. Dustin Jacoby
Krzysztof Jotko vs. Sean Strickland
Merab Dvalishvili vs. Cody Stamann
Poliana Botelho vs. Luana Carolina
Randa Markos:canada1 vs. Luana Pinheiro
TJ Brown vs. Kai Kamaka III
Sam Hughes vs. Loma Lookboonmee
K.B. Bhullar:canada1 vs. Andreas Michailidis
Felipe Colares vs. Luke Sanders





Randa Markos =

 

[THE_THONG]

Randa is like 70 years old :facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

Randa is like 70 years old :facepalm:

1. Randa is 35 years old

2. Betty White is three hundred and two years old and she's still hot.

 

[THE_THONG]

1. Randa is 35 years old

2. Betty White is three hundred and two years old and she's still hot.

Kick got turned on

 

[THE_THONG]

I have a MMA chalkserv parlay revving up for Saturday :toast:

 

[BOXLOCKS]

I have a MMA chalkserv parlay revving up for Saturday :toast:

Hell ya....rev it up like a douche

THONG gets it

 

[THE_THONG]

Hell ya....rev it up like a douche:SIB

THONG gets it

:00hour

 

[kickserv]

Two Fighters Miss Weight

https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/U...esults-Main-Event-Set-2-Fighters-Heavy-179082

Luana Carolina and Gabriel Benitez miss weight and Gabriel Benitez wasn't even close to making the limit:nono:

 

[THE_THONG]

Two Fighters Miss Weight

https://www.sherdog.com/news/news/U...esults-Main-Event-Set-2-Fighters-Heavy-179082

Luana Carolina and Gabriel Benitez miss weight and Gabriel Benitez wasn't even close to making the limit:nono:

:facepalm:

 

[kickserv]

Jonathan Pearce says he said no to overweight Gabriel Benitez, UFC Vegas 25 fight off


https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021...el-benitez-canceled-overweight-ufc-on-espn-23


Way to go Jonathan Pearce:0054

 

[THE_THONG]

Fuck the parlay not enough - 685546 faves

Lockkkk = jiri

Reyes peaked, jiri is on his run to title shot

 

[THE_THONG]

I hate to put this out there :facepalm:

Randa markos by split decision :facepalm:

Luana been crushing cans, like run forward blitz, they fall down wtffff

 

[kickserv]

Randa markos by split decision :facepalm:

Randa will win via the Bret Hart?s:canada1 "the Sharpshooter"







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[THE_THONG]

Randa will win via the Bret Hart?s:canada1 "the Sharpshooter"



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as her personal gynecologist, is her yeast infection under control? :0003

 

[kickserv]

as her personal gynecologist, is her yeast infection under control? :0003

Randa is such a bad ass...........yeast is scared of her.

 

[THE_THONG]

fuk it, I decided to try and lose some money :SIB

 

[kickserv]

Cub Swanson beat Giga Chikadze $2.55 (+155) *half Joe Rogan

Dustin Jacoby beat Ion Cutelaba $2.05 (+105) *1 Joe Rogan

Randa Markos:canada1 beat Luana Pinheiro $2.35 (+135) *1 Joe Rogan

KB Bhullar:canada1 beat Andreas Michailidis $2.80 (+180) *half Joe Rogan

Felipe Colares beat Luke Sanders $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan

 

[kickserv]

Felipe Colares and Luke Sanders put on a hell of a scrap to start things off.

 

[kickserv]

Felipe Colares beat Luke Sanders $2.10 (+110) *1 Joe Rogan

WINNER:00hour

 

[kickserv]

fuk it, I decided to try and lose some money :SIB

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loser.........poor Thong