Get this. I actually have a buddy who calls me the other day and says he met this great new gal and she is coming over for dinner tonight to his house. He goes on to tell me how hot she is and hope she isn't a loser like his last two girlfriends. I say sounds great and asked where he met this little hottie and he tells me "The I.G.A Food mart in Justin Texas". Confused, I ask, "You mean that little corner grocery store by the trailer park"? He replies,"yeah, that one". Well, I am sad to report that Geography got the better of the poor little cream puff as she was on her fourth toddler of breast feeding and brought her mother home the table scraps from dinner because the stove was out in the trailer and they couldn't buy a new one until the electric got turned back on.
Of course, the idiot hit it anyway, She got pregnant, even though she was "supposed" to be fixed and ten days in county for assault after the bitch trashed his house and his car and he is still paying child support for his little "corner store hottie", and the land manatee was built like a linebacker too. Unreal.