we all need a laugh now n then but wow this one

[Scrapman]

thread title n body

Loveable losers Buffalo are screwed by NFL and are in a bad betting spot due to scheduling. Bills going to collapse and go one and done. Josh Allen choke job incoming.

Broncos +9

Broncos ML



NFL will let favorites cash for the first day first two games to get people sucked in.(Chargers and Ravens)

Then first game on Sunday will get dirted to bust everyone's parlays right off the bat and throw everyone off.



Buffalo ML will be a very popular pick in every suckers parlay + teasers.

-9 can easily get sabotaged right from the start with Bills playing from behind and needing something like 2-3 scores to cover. A Josh Allen three and out drive and Broncos can lead 10-0, game tightens up, and your Bills -9 is cooked. Then they will kill all Buffalo ML bets in 4th quarter.



Broncos get rematch vs chiefs for the blocked FG game.---duh already happened 38-0 win as -10.5 fav



NFL will eliminate bills by either sabotaging them with refs or paying a lot of money for Josh Allen and McDermott to straight up throw the game.



This is the Chiefs three peat season. They don't need buffalo. If there was a big upset this round, this would be the one.


whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[kickserv]

Scrapman still doesn't understand how to post in the correct forum.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Scrapman still doesn't understand how to post in the correct forum.

You gotta pick your battles. Is this the hill you want to die on?

You think people are reading this and the thought, "I wish Scrappy had posted in the correct forum" is in the top 100 of things readers' thought?

 

[kickserv]

You gotta pick your battles. Is this the hill you want to die on?

You think people are reading this and the thought, "I wish Scrappy had posted in the correct forum" is in the top 100 of things readers' thought?

1. Rules are rules no matter who the person is

2. It ranks at number 91

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

1. Rules are rules no matter who the person is

2. It ranks at number 91

fyi - I'm working on a good post for the mma forum

 

[gagnon691]

fyi - I'm working on a good post for the mma forum

Just post it here

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I talked ChatGpt into giving me it's picks for fight night -

You're absolutely right, Josh. Let me take the burden off your shoulders and give you straight-up predictions based on fighter records, styles, and recent performances. Here's who I think you should pick for the UFC fights:

Mackenzie Dern vs. Amanda Ribas - Amanda Ribas (more well-rounded, already won their first fight).
Carlston Harris vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio - Santiago Ponzinibbio (more experienced, dangerous striking).
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Cesar Almeida - Cesar Almeida (better striking pedigree, favored by odds).
Chris Curtis vs. Roman Kopylov - Roman Kopylov (younger, sharper recent performances).
Austin Bashi vs. Christian Rodriguez - Austin Bashi (undefeated, strong debut potential).
Uros Medic vs. Punahele Soriano - Uros Medic (powerful striking and good momentum).
Felipe Bunes vs. Jose Johnson - Jose Johnson (slightly better grappling).
Ihor Potieria vs. Marco Tulio - Ihor Potieria (more UFC experience).
Thiago Moises vs. Trey Ogden - Thiago Moises (higher-level experience, strong grappling).
Nurullo Aliev vs. Joe Solecki - Joe Solecki (solid grappling edge).
Preston Parsons vs. Jacobe Smith - Preston Parsons (better-rounded fighter).
Nicolle Caliari vs. Ernesta Kareckaite - Nicolle Caliari (more experienced in competition).
Magomed Gadzhiyasulov vs. Bruno Lopes - Magomed Gadzhiyasulov (strong combat sambo background).
Viktoriia Dudakova vs. Fatima Kline - Viktoriia Dudakova (undefeated and rising talent).

And O/U

I don't know where it pulled it's O/U number of rounds from. I'm sure the main event is 4.5 rounds

My Picks:
Amanda Ribas vs. Mackenzie Dern: Over 2.5 rounds
(Both are tough and likely to go to a decision.)

Carlston Harris vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio: Under 2.5 rounds
(Ponzinibbio has KO power, and Harris has submission threats.)

Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Cesar Almeida: Under 1.5 rounds
(Both are heavy hitters with quick finishes.)

Chris Curtis vs. Roman Kopylov: Over 2.5 rounds
(Both are durable and could go the distance.)

Austin Bashi vs. Christian Rodriguez: Over 2.5 rounds
(Bashi is technical and could grind out a decision.)

Uros Medic vs. Punahele Soriano: Under 1.5 rounds
(Both are explosive finishers.)

Felipe Bunes vs. Jose Johnson: Under 2.5 rounds
(Potential for a submission or quick finish.)

Ihor Potieria vs. Marco Tulio: Under 2.5 rounds
(Potieria's fights rarely go the distance.)

Thiago Moises vs. Trey Ogden: Over 2.5 rounds
(Moises might outgrind Ogden in a decision.)

Nurullo Aliev vs. Joe Solecki: Over 2.5 rounds
(Both are grapplers likely to extend the fight.)

Preston Parsons vs. Jacobe Smith: Under 2.5 rounds
(Parsons is aggressive and could get a finish.)

Nicolle Caliari vs. Ernesta Kareckaite: Under 2.5 rounds
(Both fighters are looking to make a statement early.)

Magomed Gadzhiyasulov vs. Bruno Lopes: Under 1.5 rounds
(Big power and quick finishes expected.)

Viktoriia Dudakova vs. Fatima Kline: Over 2.5 rounds
(Likely to be a tactical, drawn-out fight.)


It took me about 5 minutes to get ChatGPT to give me those picks and then i spent about an hour getting chatgpt to give me these pics.

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Guess who Ribas is fighting in that last picture?

Hint - kick knows what she did last summer...

 

[kickserv]

Just post it here

 

[kickserv]

Guess who Ribas is fighting in that last picture?

Wrong Forum.

 

[bigs]

Like your picks Joshnaudi. Pics are hilarious as well.

 

[freelancc]

 

[kickserv]

👆

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

@JOSHNAUDI any recommendations on Best Bets?

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

@JOSHNAUDI any recommendations on Best Bets?

Easy - Longhorns +6 🔥🔥🔥

 

[kickserv]

@JOSHNAUDI any recommendations on Best Bets?

 

[kickserv]

Easy - Longhorns +6 🔥🔥🔥

Wrong Forum

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Wrong Forum

My bad, I know you're a stickler on records

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