Blackjack has saved me many a time. And I'm an overall winner with it, despite the $135 Pinny BUST. I need to hit one of these fukkin parlays and I won't be in a position where I have to do unprotected suicide BJ. Gives new meaning to the acronym BBBJ.
Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day
- Thread starter Dell Dude
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That Pinny BJ BUST earned me a dollar and change rebate. Then I won a couple all or nothing BBBJ's. I ain't cuttin and pastin but here is my parlay. This would be a potential $1.49 penny lane suicide run if it hit...
Wager Type: Parlay Selection Selection Detail 1 MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves 6-May-2005 4:35 PM PST Spread -1.5 for Game +165 R. Oswalt must start J. Smoltz must start 2 MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Spread -1.5 for Game +175 V. Zambrano must start D. Davis must start 3 MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians/Texas Rangers 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Total Points OVER 10.5 for Game -110 C. Lee must start P. Astacio must start 4 NBA Basketball Washington Wizards 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Spread -6 for Game -110 Risking 7.49 to Win 189.01 USD
Wager Type: Parlay Selection Selection Detail 1 MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves 6-May-2005 4:35 PM PST Spread -1.5 for Game +165 R. Oswalt must start J. Smoltz must start 2 MLB Baseball Milwaukee Brewers 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Spread -1.5 for Game +175 V. Zambrano must start D. Davis must start 3 MLB Baseball Cleveland Indians/Texas Rangers 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Total Points OVER 10.5 for Game -110 C. Lee must start P. Astacio must start 4 NBA Basketball Washington Wizards 6-May-2005 5:05 PM PST Spread -6 for Game -110 Risking 7.49 to Win 189.01 USD
Good news is I am down to just two legs of the four teamer. The bad news is they both look to be DOA. If this falls through, I am down to the $1 I just won in the Carribean Sun Freaky Friday freeroll...
Now it's $5 after a suicide video poker session. This is tied to my Sands Casino account but it's too low to try BJ. Tomorrow I'll find a $5 poker tourny and let 'er rip...
"Playa wins."
This shitt is now LIVE and IN PLAY. Just doubled my BR to $10. I need one suicide poker tournament win and I am back in bidness! I'm going for it NOW!
This shitt is now LIVE and IN PLAY. Just doubled my BR to $10. I need one suicide poker tournament win and I am back in bidness! I'm going for it NOW!
Great. Now I have to wait for them to credit my account. Lost the spare change so I'm empty until they grade this stupid thing. $10 to $100 is doable...
This is beginning to scare the suicide shitt out of me. Two all or nothing winners - including an absolute DOA 15 versus ace. $44 BR, starting at ZERO with a Freaky Friday Freeroll.
Night OVER. I have to sleep in on this one and plot my next move.
Night OVER. I have to sleep in on this one and plot my next move.
Son of a bitch. I finally BUSTED on an all or nothing to get over one-hundred. One card away from $100 (+) starting with a freeroll. I'm so pissed I better log off before I make another $500 suicide EFT Citadel deposit to Sands.
I'm thinking of betting an ALL IN ALL OR NOTHING UNPROTECTED BAREBACK EFT SUICIDE STRAIGHT PUTT on Bellamy Road to win the Kentucky Deby today.
I'm just thinking right now. Anybody want to push me in one direction or the other? I absolutely cannot lose this bet. I'm a dead man if this horsie screws me.
I'm just thinking right now. Anybody want to push me in one direction or the other? I absolutely cannot lose this bet. I'm a dead man if this horsie screws me.
This would be a bold move indeed. I've never won a *to win* horsie bet. Just a couple places and shows and those were like $2 bets at the local racetrack. I just think this Bellamy beast is the real deal. Biff thinks so as well and he practically has sex with horsies. 
Fukk this horsie shitt and this crooked horses ass. I'm doing it! Bellamy Road Baby! ALL IN ALL OR NOTHING!!!
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This has never happened to me before. I've made $2500 DOA EFT straight putts as well as all or nothing double down or nothing $2500 DOA EFT BJ hands without even an extra rapid heart beat. But I can't seem to muster up the courage to make this Bellamy Beast bet. My right hand started shaking uncontrollably every time I went to click "confirm". This fukkin horsie could bury me if he doesn't win. I don't know if I can do this...
Pinnacle
Odds To Win
Will Bellamy Road win the derby (must start)?
Yes
100.88/246.15
No comment.
Odds To Win
Will Bellamy Road win the derby (must start)?
Yes
100.88/246.15
No comment.
