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Date: Sat, 7 May 2005 16:03:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: tlpnlxz@yahoo.com
Subject: You better not answer me this time either asshole
To: ray@cybersheet.com



Nice call on Bellamy. I trusted you because I thought you knew wtf you were doing with horses but I was worng. You're just a fukkin no nothing blowhard. Dickyw was right about you. Lost everything on that piece of shitt you touted. Never again. Fukk this shitt, that horse and you a horses ass!

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Train Like A Chess Champion
By Ray Gordon


Welcome to the future of chess publishing! Thanks to the internet, my renewed interest in chess, and my partnership with ChessGenius, I can bring to you this high-quality chess training book, designed to teach you how to train at chess the same way the champions do. With tens of thousands of chess books on the market, and with most of them not worth the paper they are printed on, it's easy for the newcomer to be led astray and to develop bad habits. Publishing this method also helps me to focus my own training and remember more of what I've learned, since I have to explain it.

I am a former USCF-rated Expert, now rated 1900 (my floor), and have recently improved to about the Expert level on various chess servers. Since this book is free, since it was designed for the beginner, and since I train constantly, a lot of what you read is going to become outdated as I improve. This is natural. Players at all levels make analytical errors in their writing, only to have future authors correct them. My goal here instead is to show you how to train at chess with full intensity, from the perspective of a player who once took the game as serious as humanly possible, and who has put the same method back into practice, updating it to account for the computer and internet revoltion.

As you will see throughout this book, this site is sponsored primarily by ChessGenius, which is offered for sale through this site at its regular price of $25.00 (US), but if you purchase it through me, you also get a free copy of my personal opening book in a format which is compatible with ChessGenius. ChessGenius also has a free version that you can download, but most of the features are disabled (it will play blitz chess but not allow you to save the games, and you can't customize the opening books). When you purchase ChessGenius, you will get a license key that unlocks the program and allows you full access.

Computers and personal opening books are almost required for any player who wants to be serious now, especially since you can play against world-class competition online at any time of the day or night, save your games to your PC, and analyze them for any tactical mistakes or failure to play your book moves. My opening repertoire is responsible for most of my wins, including many miniatures. I win many of my games in twenty-five moves or less, sometimes fifteen or less, and throughout the book I'll show you how to build a super-sharp opening repertoire that has your opponent hanging on for dear life from the very first move.

As computers have shown, even Kasparov had a lot to learn about chess, and this should be comforting. History is never kind to chessplayers, as it has unlimited time to pick apart their ideas. The player who gloats in 2005 about finding an error in a game Fischer played in 1972 misses the point: you don't get three decades on the clock to refute poor play. While it is true that your opponents now have access to state-of-the-art technology, you have access to it as well. Chess theory has exploded in the last decade, with even club-level players playing opening lines that even GMs were scared to venture into before computers showed us the way. This trend will not reverse, and thirty-move opening variations that lead to hundred-move games will be the norm in the future. Only rapid time controls will save us, as we are forced to play more and more complicated games with less and less time. Successful players of the future will be those who adapt rather than those who complain about having to.

The blog section will contain the most current information on the site, including any games I find interesting (mine or those of other players. The Required Reading section is designed for beginners who want to know which chess books I've found useful over the years (in the 1980s I purchased over a hundred of them so I became familiar with which ones were useful and which authors were good), and for today's authors, in many cases I know them personally and have played against them, so I know what to expect from their writing. The books are linked to Amazon.com, so I get anywhere from a 5-15 percent commission on any books purchaed through my links. It should go without saying that any money generated by this site will give me more time to train seriously, and result in better content. Regardless, this book is free and there is no obligation to purchase anything or to donate, although all patronage is appreciated.
 

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I am adding the nitwit known as Ray Gordon known as Biff's Almanac known as Cybershit to the Dell Dude debtor list. He joins the punk Journeyman with his $100 Lucky Noir NETeller scam and my co-worker Ja Reed who owes me $200 from a losing bet on March Madness. Now Biff for touting a piece of shitt horsie to win the Triple Crown when he couldn't even show in the Kentucky Derby. I want my $100 back!

I don't exepct to ever receive a penny from these Three Stooges.
 
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It's Tuesday. That means it's Bo Bice deadication night! I have to show support for my American Idol man regardless of my financial "situation". $20 "Bo"dog suicide EFT six teamer upcoming. I'll figure out how to cover it after it hits! Please stand by...
 

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Bo Bice Dog :mj23:

Marlins -160 & Over 8? (-115)
Red Sox -210 & Over 9? (-125)
Yankees -170 & Over 10? (-135)

$20.00 to win $426.36

Deadicated to American Idol IV champion of the world Bo Bice. Let's rock!

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1on1 Casino

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$360 BR after two all or nothing winners

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Pinnacle pending all or nothing

Tampa Bay Devil Rays/Kansas City Royals (O 9.5) for Game (-105)
Miami Heat (-2) vs Washington Wizards for Game (-115)

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Risking 100.00 to Win 265.01

Hijack this one Gravy Boy!
 

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Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/14 21:47:59] and lasting for 0:00:20
Start balance: $200.00 End balance: $0.00
Total bets: $200.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $-200.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 200 USD
Your cards: Jack Diamonds, 2 Clubs (12)
Dealer's cards showing: 7 Diamonds
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: Jack Diamonds, 2 Clubs, Jack Clubs (BUST)
Dealer's hand: 7 Diamonds, Queen Hearts (17)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 0.00 USD

I ended up with only a $159 NETeller payout. That's okay. Just need Welcome to Miami Heat -2 and it's all good and I look forward to the 1on1 rematch remix later this weekend. I'd do the same thing again - Cover the original deposit(s) then try to build the BR back up. Eventually you get to betting $1000 hands and then you're one run from going nuclear.
 

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YOUR ORDER
HAS BEEN ACCEPTED You have Bought 7 of 7 WASHINGTON +2.5 at $18 for the MIAMI -2.5 AT WASHINGTON +2.5


This WSEXY shitt is LIVE and IN PLAY!!!
 

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05/14/2005 22:46:07 Sell 7 B-05-14-05-C1 WASHINGTON +2.5 $6 Complete Fill
Executed: Sold 7 $6 $42

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05/14/2005 22:23:56 Buy 7 B-05-14-05-C1 WASHINGTON +2.5 $18 Complete Fill
Executed: Bought 7 $18 -$126

Then the $42 BUST in the casino. This thread is OVER. And if you post a winning Washington live interactive hedge, I will BUST you Gravy!

Leave me the fukk alone. All of you! FUKK THIS SHITT!!! THIS CROOKED POSTER!!! THIS STUPID ASS THREAD!!!! JAY COHEN!!!!! WSEX!!!! AND COUNTRY CUNT CARRIE UNDERWOOD!!!


I'm done posting. Forever.
 

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Sands Casino

Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/14 23:24:16] and lasting for 0:00:17
Start balance: $500.07 End balance: $1000.07
Total bets: $500.00 No of bets: 1
Result: $500.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 500 USD
Your cards: 10 Hearts, 10 Diamonds (20)
Dealer's cards showing: Ace Clubs
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: Ace Clubs, 2 Spades, 4 Clubs (7/17)
The result was: you won 500.00 USD
Your new balance: 1000.07 USD
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Thread re-opened moon1
 

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$749 NETeller payout

Then...


Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/14 23:44:01] and lasting for 0:02:02
Start balance: $250.07 End balance: $600.07
Total bets: $950.00 No of bets: 6
Result: $350.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: 8 Spades, 2 Hearts (10)
Dealer's cards showing: 2 Clubs
Your response: DOUBLE DOWN
Your new hand: 8 Spades, 2 Hearts, Jack Diamonds (20)
Dealer's hand: 2 Clubs, Ace Diamonds, 7 Diamonds (10/20)
The result was: push
Your new balance: 250.07 USD

Hand # 2
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: Ace Diamonds, 4 Hearts (5/15)
Dealer's cards showing: Ace Clubs
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: Ace Diamonds, 4 Hearts, King Hearts (15)
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: Ace Diamonds, 4 Hearts, King Hearts, Queen Hearts (BUST)
Dealer's hand: Ace Clubs, Ace Hearts (2/12)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 150.07 USD

Hand # 3
Your bet was: 150 USD
Your cards: 10 Spades, King Diamonds (20)
Dealer's cards showing: 8 Hearts
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 8 Hearts, Jack Spades (18)
The result was: you won 150.00 USD
Your new balance: 300.07 USD

Hand # 4
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: 9 Diamonds, 6 Clubs (15)
Dealer's cards showing: 3 Clubs
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 3 Clubs, 2 Clubs, Jack Hearts, 7 Diamonds (BUST)
The result was: you won 100.00 USD
Your new balance: 400.07 USD

Hand # 5
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: King Diamonds, 6 Clubs (16)
Dealer's cards showing: Jack Diamonds
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: Jack Diamonds, Jack Spades (20)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 300.07 USD

Hand # 6
Your bet was: 300 USD
Your cards: King Diamonds, King Hearts (20)
Dealer's cards showing: 4 Hearts
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 4 Hearts, Ace Diamonds, 3 Hearts (8/18)
The result was: you won 300.00 USD
Your new balance: 600.07 USD
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$299 NETeller payout

Then...


Game: Blackjack
Starting at [2005/05/15 02:04:18] and lasting for 0:02:05
Start balance: $250.07 End balance: $0.07
Total bets: $1000.00 No of bets: 8
Result: $-250.00


Hand # 1
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: 2 Clubs, 4 Diamonds (6)
Dealer's cards showing: 9 Clubs
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 2 Clubs, 4 Diamonds, Queen Spades (16)
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 9 Clubs, King Clubs (19)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 150.07 USD

Hand # 2
Your bet was: 150 USD
Your cards: 4 Clubs, King Spades (14)
Dealer's cards showing: Ace Hearts
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 4 Clubs, King Spades, 5 Clubs (19)
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: Ace Hearts, Ace Hearts, Queen Diamonds, 2 Diamonds, 9 Hearts (BUST)
The result was: you won 150.00 USD
Your new balance: 300.07 USD

Hand # 3
Your bet was: 75 USD
Your cards: Jack Hearts, 3 Diamonds (13)
Dealer's cards showing: 8 Clubs
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: Jack Hearts, 3 Diamonds, 8 Hearts (21)
Dealer's hand: 8 Clubs, 3 Diamonds, 5 Spades, 2 Diamonds (18)
The result was: you won 75.00 USD
Your new balance: 375.07 USD

Hand # 4
Your bet was: 75 USD
Your cards: King Diamonds, 7 Spades (17)
Dealer's cards showing: 6 Spades
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 6 Spades, 3 Spades, Queen Spades (19)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 300.07 USD

Hand # 5
Your bet was: 150 USD
Your cards: Queen Spades, 9 Clubs (19)
Dealer's cards showing: 2 Spades
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 2 Spades, 6 Hearts, 6 Spades, Ace Diamonds, 5 Hearts (20)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 150.07 USD

Hand # 6
Your bet was: 150 USD
Your cards: 3 Spades, 3 Diamonds (6)
Dealer's cards showing: Queen Clubs
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 3 Spades, 3 Diamonds, Queen Hearts (16)
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: Queen Clubs, 2 Hearts, Jack Clubs (BUST)
The result was: you won 150.00 USD
Your new balance: 300.07 USD

Hand # 7
Your bet was: 100 USD
Your cards: 2 Hearts, 5 Hearts (7)
Dealer's cards showing: 9 Spades
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 2 Hearts, 5 Hearts, 9 Clubs (16)
Your response: STAND
Dealer's hand: 9 Spades, 8 Hearts (17)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 200.07 USD

Hand # 8
Your bet was: 200 USD
Your cards: 3 Clubs, King Clubs (13)
Dealer's cards showing: King Hearts
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 3 Clubs, King Clubs, 2 Spades (15)
Your response: HIT
Your new hand: 3 Clubs, King Clubs, 2 Spades, Jack Spades (BUST)
Dealer's hand: King Hearts, 7 Hearts (17)
The result was: dealer won
Your new balance: 0.07 USD

Sands BR BUSTED. $365 Pinnacle BR: BUSTED. $100 WSEXY deposit.

WSEXY

TORONTO: R HALLADAY (-105)
ST LOUIS: MORRIS (-135]
PHOENIX (+130)
& OVER 221.0
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$90.00 to win $1253.06

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Deadicated to fellow square scammer pal, AK, who is currently being hunted down like a deer during queer season by the witchy bitchy clevman. This one's for you AK!

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The Major: "He looks like a real tough guy"
 
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If you had told me one year ago I'd still have my Madjacks
account, I'd of given anything for that. And you know
something, you know something. Not only am I going to
postup with Carib,
Alan Karre Jr. I'M GOING TO BET365! AND
BLUEGRASS! AND BOWMANS! AND BODOG! AND CWIS!
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! AND CANBET! AND CASCADE!
I'M GOING TO PINNACLE! AND GRANDE! AND OLYMPIC!
AND INTERTOPS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS
NEVADA TO WIN THE BIG ONE!
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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