Welcome to the Suicide Parlay Jungle - it gets worse here every day
- Thread starter Dell Dude
- Start date
Those fukkin punks at Angelfire. I hate when assholes like that block you from posting pictures of their site. It was a high school graduation picture of AK. I'm going to have to someday get my own web page so I can upload the pictures and link to it from there.
Today's suicide parlay theme song is "Here Come the Phoenix Suns" and it'll be allright if the OVER comes too. :em71:
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Dell Dude said:If you had told me one year ago I'd still have my Madjacks
account, I'd of given anything for that. And you know
something, you know something. Not only am I going to
postup with Carib, Alan Karre Jr. I'M GOING TO BET365! AND
BLUEGRASS! AND BOWMANS! AND BODOG! AND CWIS!
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! AND CANBET! AND CASCADE!
I'M GOING TO PINNACLE! AND GRANDE! AND OLYMPIC!
AND INTERTOPS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS
NEVADA TO WIN THE BIG ONE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotta admit.. this was funny... :mj07:
WSEXY
TORONTO: R HALLADAY (-105)
ST LOUIS: MORRIS (-135]
PHOENIX (+130)
& OVER 221.0
$90.00 to win $1253.06
TORONTO: R HALLADAY (-105)
ST LOUIS: MORRIS (-135]
PHOENIX (+130)
& OVER 221.0
$90.00 to win $1253.06
kneifl said:
Kneifl
I'd figured it out.
I read it after knocking down the better part of a 5th of Crown Royal last night and then slamming the garage door on my head.
It's was all clear to me then.
IntenseOperator said:
:mj07: I might have to try that too in order to figure this thread out :mj21: :mj21:
kneifl
This could have been The One. Had a $1000 Sands BR and $365 at Pinnacle. Then I had the Suns and OVER. Now I've got Jack Shitt! :mj11:
Thread programming note: I will once again have my weekly Bo Bice deadication suicide parlay later tonight. This one will be at Bo Bice Bowmans sportsbook.
Oh, and Rockers Rule. :iagree:
Oh, and Rockers Rule. :iagree:
Bo Bice Bowmans :mj23:
Pistons/Pacers Under 172?
Sonics/Spurs Under 186?
Pirates +135
Reds +134
Angels -120 & Over 10? +105
Braves -143 & Over 7? -120
Risk/Win: 41.18/9503.9
We are down to the Final Three at American idol, so no more bullshitting around. You either bring your suicide parlay A game or you go home. Going for the eight teamer to *almost* get me to five figures. Just like tonight's deadication honoree is going to *almost* get to the championship. Next week I go for fukkin Level Two and Bo goes for the Country Cunt Carrie jugular. But this week, this still Level One suicide parlay is for YOU Bo Bo!
LET'S ROCK THIS SHITT!!!!!
Pistons/Pacers Under 172?
Sonics/Spurs Under 186?
Pirates +135
Reds +134
Angels -120 & Over 10? +105
Braves -143 & Over 7? -120
Risk/Win: 41.18/9503.9
We are down to the Final Three at American idol, so no more bullshitting around. You either bring your suicide parlay A game or you go home. Going for the eight teamer to *almost* get me to five figures. Just like tonight's deadication honoree is going to *almost* get to the championship. Next week I go for fukkin Level Two and Bo goes for the Country Cunt Carrie jugular. But this week, this still Level One suicide parlay is for YOU Bo Bo!
LET'S ROCK THIS SHITT!!!!!
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If you had told me one year ago I'd still have my yahoo email
account, I'd of given anything for that. And you know
something, you know something. Not only am I going to
postup with Carib, Bo Bice. I'M GOING TO BET365! AND
BLUEGRASS! AND BOWMANS! AND BODOG! AND CWIS!
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! AND CANBET! AND CASCADE!
I'M GOING TO PINNACLE! AND GRANDE! AND OLYMPIC!
AND INTERTOPS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS
NEVADA TO WIN THE BIG ONE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
account, I'd of given anything for that. And you know
something, you know something. Not only am I going to
postup with Carib, Bo Bice. I'M GOING TO BET365! AND
BLUEGRASS! AND BOWMANS! AND BODOG! AND CWIS!
I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD! AND CANBET! AND CASCADE!
I'M GOING TO PINNACLE! AND GRANDE! AND OLYMPIC!
AND INTERTOPS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS
NEVADA TO WIN THE BIG ONE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fukk this penny lane shitt!
Bo Bice Bowmans
Session #5446083 - 17 May 2005 15:36
# AP Description O/U Pts Line Buy Score Result W/L Date/Time
16702 2 If Win Only Chained Risk/Win: 2000/4578.18
504 FG DETROIT PISTONS
Under +172 -110 2000/1818.18 5/17/2005 4:00:00 PM
956 AT PITTSBURGH PIRATES
+138 2000/2760 5/17/2005 4:05:00 PM
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This thread goes Level Three LIVE and IN PLAY once I hit these two bets...
Bo Bice Bowmans
Session #5446083 - 17 May 2005 15:36
# AP Description O/U Pts Line Buy Score Result W/L Date/Time
16702 2 If Win Only Chained Risk/Win: 2000/4578.18
504 FG DETROIT PISTONS
Under +172 -110 2000/1818.18 5/17/2005 4:00:00 PM
956 AT PITTSBURGH PIRATES
+138 2000/2760 5/17/2005 4:05:00 PM
* * *
This thread goes Level Three LIVE and IN PLAY once I hit these two bets...
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I'm not playing games here folks. This hits, my next parlay is to win $100,000. This is the time. This is the place. It's the time and place to finally make my dramatic move to The Big One.
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