What happened?? WTF??

[ozball]

Senor,

You are right. Jack wouldn't rub Fletch the wrong way after all the great work on the Party.

And Jack, absolutely no offense intended. I've been a daily reader and occasional poster for over 2 years and love this place and how you handle it. Petey is usually a funny bastard, but obviously gets under the skin of many. I doubt that he intended to show at the party.

Sorry if I offended with my speculation

cheers

ozball

 

[Private Petey]

my mistake

my mistake

Look guys, it appears that I made a mistake as to where the party was. I had never been to vegas before, so i'm not familiar with all the damn stations or whatever they have going on out there. On saturday me and the boys were at that jousting place and we decided to catch a cab to that downtown area where they have that show outside and when we passed palace station, Kirby pointed out the cab and said, I guess that's where the party is. All I remembered was the "station" part so I said, yeah I think it is. So that was it and that's where we went. We didn't have a computer with us to check or verify anything. When we roll, we roll. We don't get caught up in all the details, although that was a mistake in this case.

Look here sex ape: WHY IN THE F*CK WOULD WE PAY 600 DOLLARS JUST TO NOT SHOW UP!?!?!?!?! WE ALREADY KNEW WHAT WE WERE DEALING WITH BEFORE WE SENT THE DOUGH SO WHY WOULD BE SCARED TO COME???!!! I CALLED YOU FROM PALACE STATION AND YOUR PHONE WAS BUSY, JUST LIKE THE OTHER 5 TIMES I'VE TRIED OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS!!! IF YOU HAVE 4 PHONE LINES, I'M KING JAMES!!!!

NOW LISTEN UP, SEX APE: I'M PLANNING ON MAKING ANOTHER TRIP OUT THERE IN APRIL BEFORE I PROBABLY MOVE THERE IN JUNE OR JULY. YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE AVAILABLE TO SHOW ME AROUND AND I'LL BE THERE. AND FOR GODS SAKE, TELL ME WHEN IT'S A GOOD TIME TO CALL YOU WHEN YOUR PHONE WON'T BE BUSY.

I have to say that we were most impressed with the city and in particular the ladies. It's like shooting fish in a barrell, at least it was for us. I'm sure guys like bobby blue balls and yyz who couldn't find their peckers with both hands would have a bit of a hard time meeting a damsel. But for any normal guys, it should be a lot of fun.

We've already huddled and decided that we will definitely be attending next year. Since i'll be living there, hopefully i'll be able to find the right place next year. The boys will fly in and we'll finally get to meet the gang!! I'm sure by that time me and sex ape will be good buddies.

PP

 

[yyz]

I'll be out there in April myself, Pedro.......maybe we can get together?

I'll bet your tonsils can find my pecker!

Wouldn't you think that if you were headed to a strange city for a party, you might have some clue as to where it was, or at least remember the name of the place?

"That jousting place"........is that a gay bar in Vegas?

:shrug:

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I'll bet your tonsils can find my pecker!

That is some funny shit

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I looked everywhere but, No one in Las Cruces had even heard of the Sunset Station or the MadJack Party.

 

[dr. freeze]

i went to the GAS STATION here in Houston and no one heard of the sex ape or Mad Jack or anyone???

whats the deal????

me and my posse...we had a hell of a time though!!!!

 

[hellah10]

sheesh - fletcher went off

Havent seen him type big caps ever since I picked Toledo over Pitt in football

 

[barfly]

i went to the GAS STATION here in Houston and no one heard of the sex ape or Mad Jack or anyone???

whats the deal????

me and my posse...we had a hell of a time though!!!!

Now that's funny!

 

[djv]

Seems it worked out ok. MJ got his money they did not show up. That should have left more goodies for those who did. PP you went along way with out haveing your shit togeather. Fletch you need to go easy. As we get older our bodies cant handle this like we did at 25. Dam guy don't get your self sick over this BS.

 

[fletcher]

pp i would be glad to show you around would go out of my way to get you set up in the right place and make sure it was clean and safe andwhere you would not be paying to much because there are many places who over charge. i would find out what you like to do and make sure you were close to stores in stuff that were safe to walk to if you wanted to walk to get fresh air,hell i would take you to boxing ,and 51's games anything if i am going and have extra tickets. but there is now way my lines are all busy everytime you call now like i said befor if you have a block number or on a cell you have to go through a few steps to get through it keeps telemarketers away and even post jeri's work number, no-one was her so phones could not be busy i was at sunset for almost 3 full days and jeri was at work. and like i said there is no way in hell fletcher and mango can use the phone,its like in the movie meet the parents with jinx flushing the can they have no thumbs.

i do feel bad you missed the party because you would of been welcomed and treated to a great time but i cannot figure out how and the hell you could not know where it was, your funny and seem to be smart so i know you know what a pen and paper are for because you had my number , why not the name and number to sunset i made a post and you wrote back i said i could put you at the feista in henderson about 5 mins away from sunset and your guys would of had a great time and you wrote me back and ask me if it had a sports book and i said yes a nice one.

i will get you set up here if you want to move if you don't cause me to have the big one till then. and dogs cannot use phones.

 

[Private Petey]

sex ape

sex ape

Hey sex ape, I will get with you man!!! Seriously, I need somebody to show me the ropes out there and even though you always go off on me like a hyena in heat, you seem like an ok guy and everybody says how great the party was and you had drink tickets or something so you cant be that bad. One thing you need to get is that you DON'T EVER CALL ME A LIAR!!!!! Your phone was busy and has been every time I have ever tried to call. GET ANOTHER LINE MAN!!!!!!

I will settle for a credit for next years party. Forget the refund, but just allow the six of us to go next year free of charge.(SIX HUNDRED IS A LOT FOR ME AND THE BOYS) I think that's only fair. I'll get with madjack about that one, it has nothing to do with you. But let's hook up in april and I would really appreciate some leads to some good apartments in town there. I didn't mean to be harsh, but I was frustrated because we really were looking forward to the party. I guess it was my own fault though.

pp

 

[TJBELL]

Good luck on that credit!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Senor Capper]

Huh ???

Huh ???

REFUND ??? CREDIT ???


I don't hear Jack uttering the phrase....
"Welcome to WALMART !!!"

:nono:

 

[fletcher]

i go off on you like one of my players back in college it seems its the only way i can get to you. did not say you lied i said that you are either useing a cell phone or you have a privite number which won't go through. but like i said i will get you in the right direction,i was told you a good guy and i want you to make it here. i would never turn my back on you and let things fall apart for you i want to see people make it in what ever they do. but the dogs still can't use the phones no thumbs man no my phones do ring at least 50 times a day some times less when jeri is at the office so if there are 2 pc's going and she is on phone and i am on one then all 4 lines would be busy, maybe you are jinxed when you call but to be honest cant see how they were this weekend in the day time on fri lots of calls came in but from fri night till sunday night i was over there most of the time. i think you will do good out here you stand your ground and go for what you want and that is what life is all about don't ever let someone tell you you can't do something. but we need to teach you the 6 p's if your were a coach or in the service you will know them i know there are some service men and marines that can give me the 6 p's and might have a few coaches or ex players that had it drilled into them. and when we get those down you will be well on your way.

your good for me in a way when you get me pounding the keys it gives me some cardio work

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

holy shit.....this HAS to be in the top 5 threads of all time on this site.....

FLETCH, by gawd, i've never seen someone post a message here in caps THAT LONG.



some unreal stuff i've read today on this site....

keep up the funny stuff, guys....!!!!

 

[dunclock]

Proper
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

:nono:

 

[fletcher]

BIG D got it was either a player,coach or service could of been all 3 . great work

 

[Chanman]

Just want to give my 2 cents here-
PP, I usually don't post unless I think I have something worth saying. I've had a lot of good times@ this site learning about different sports, the wagers & who to follow. I try to give kudo's when I'm up and learn $ Management when I'm down. I have seen good cappers get flamed & blamed for posting their free picks/analysis, (Nolan comes to mind at the moment.) I have posted "THANX" many times for winning picks because I appreciate their time, effort and skill, not to mention putting it up there for all to see. I've been called an a**kisser and so on for posting my appreciation to same. 'That's Life in the Big City.' There is no reason for you to respond to Fletcher that way. I know he can speak for himself, but You have to take responsibility for your actions. If the story you relate is True, you should chalk it up to experience. Many more learn much worse than a $600 lesson in Las Vegas. Jousting Place, Palace Station- thats right up there w/ "Hey, Cabbie." "Know where a guy can get a little action?" Don't mean to be putting you down at all, but I see trouble brewing. I just hope your'e not the kind that think "I'm alright, its just the rest of the world is Phucked Up." Drop back & punt. I learn everyday@ this site. A word to the wise.

 

[marine]

its the SEVEN P's
PRIOR Proper Planning Pevents Piss poor Performance.

 

[yyz]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers!