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be on a camping trip ,look up and see Kelly stumble into my campsite naked and drunk on Rum

Be trimming some bushs , look up and see Kelly has bought the house next door


:00hour :0corn
Good one, Scott!
 

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They make the cutest noises...


Grunts (a fish) 'Grunt'...They are trying to say.."Get that fooking hook out of my mouth now"

Lobsters kind of grunt, but you can't here it over the biatch slapping he tail gives you if you don't hold 'em right.

Back on the subject...for me....

I don't want to wake up before I die.

I've taken a bunch of risks and survivied. Sure I'd like to win the HH/Kramer FB contest this year, participating is the fun part.

Lottery winner, for sure. I'd never wake before I spent it all.
 

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Grunts (a fish) 'Grunt'...They are trying to say.."Get that fooking hook out of my mouth now"

Lobsters kind of grunt, but you can't here it over the biatch slapping he tail gives you if you don't hold 'em right.

Back on the subject...for me....

I don't want to wake up before I die.

I've taken a bunch of risks and survivied. Sure I'd like to win the HH/Kramer FB contest this year, participating is the fun part.

Lottery winner, for sure. I'd never wake before I spent it all.
Interesting...I try to very quickly and painlessly remove the hook. You know how guys are, they just jerk it or use pliers (like my grandpa) to yank it out. I use my delicate fingers to gently remove it. I feel so badly when they've swallowed it. It's almost enough to make me quit fishing - but not quite. I hear the hooks today supposedly disintegrate...though I don't know how fast this happens.

I've never held a lobster(other than on my fork). I couldn't hear them scream....yikes!
 

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I've never held a lobster(other than on my fork). I couldn't hear them scream....yikes!

They don't scream...they grunt and you scream because if not holding it right they biatch slap you, while you scream and you can't hear them say, "Put me out of my misery and into a pot of boiling water.."
 

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They don't scream...they grunt and you scream because if not holding it right they biatch slap you, while you scream and you can't hear them say, "Put me out of my misery and into a pot of boiling water.."
LOL, that was funny. I know if you hold catfish wrong they spike you with that middle spikey thing. And, that freakin' hurts! I use yelllow dishwashing gloves to hold the fish so their slime doesn't get on me.....
 

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the world wild turkey slam is all 4 species in the USA (Eastern, Osceola, Rio, and Merriam's) plus the Gould's (Mexico) and Ocellated (Yucatan/Central America).
 

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the world wild turkey slam is all 4 species in the USA (Eastern, Osceola, Rio, and Merriam's) plus the Gould's (Mexico) and Ocellated (Yucatan/Central America).
In my semi-drunken crystal light and rum, I thought wild turkey was something you drink....

What you're speaking of sounds really nice. You have a nice giving side to you, six-five, even if I don't agree with your politics.
 

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In my semi-drunken crystal light and rum, I thought wild turkey was something you drink....

What you're speaking of sounds really nice. You have a nice giving side to you, six-five, even if I don't agree with your politics.

hmmm, which politics? :0corn pro-life? Nevermind, see u in politics... Cheers!
 

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the world wild turkey slam is all 4 species in the USA (Eastern, Osceola, Rio, and Merriam's) plus the Gould's (Mexico) and Ocellated (Yucatan/Central America).


yeah, I was just about to splain that :mj07:
 

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Oh one other thing before I die....

kellyindallas when are we going fishing....saltwater, ocean side, do a 360 and nothing but water....

Please bring the dishwahing gloves, I have access to the boat and all gear....please reply before FDC finds this thread.
 

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Oh one other thing before I die....

kellyindallas when are we going fishing....saltwater, ocean side, do a 360 and nothing but water....

Please bring the dishwahing gloves, I have access to the boat and all gear....please reply before FDC finds this thread.
I'm telling you, I love to fish! I love to be outdoors, wherever it is, enjoying the beautiful scenery and peace and quiet...

I'll bring the gloves!
 

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catch and release a 10lb largemouth.

pay cash for my lakeside retirement abode


drive my F-150 {1990] til it reaches 400,000 miles...263,000 so far..


have a non-alcholic beverage w/both my ex wives and my current wife and compare notes and stories of life w/me and after me..
[and I am going to make it happen!]

what a way to exit this time around ! :00hour
 

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When? Get my e-mail from Jack!!!!
Whenever I get time off and head down to Florida. I was there a few years ago for a seminar, and drove down to all the different Keys. It had been a while and it was SO great! The water was beautiful...
 

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catch and release a 10lb largemouth.

pay cash for my lakeside retirement abode


drive my F-150 {1990] til it reaches 400,000 miles...263,000 so far..


have a non-alcholic beverage w/both my ex wives and my current wife and compare notes and stories of life w/me and after me..
[and I am going to make it happen!]

what a way to exit this time around ! :00hour

Hope it all happens for you OS!
 
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