What to Do?

[Bluemound Freak]

I know this is kind of a dumb question for a Gambling forum but I ask you guys as much stuff as I ask my buddies! I've already talked with them and they all agree but I wanted somemore insight so I'll ask my other buddies.

This girl I've been seeing on and off for a couple of months has just informed me that she wanted us to keep our options open. Then two days later she tells me she is going to go have lunch with a guy that a friend of hers wants her to go out with. So I have a delima, Tell her to F@ch off and hit the Road, Let her go and see what comes out in the wash, or pretend like I don't care and then screw her over as kind of the revenge factor?
( I'm big on Revenge )

Humor me and let me know what you guys would do!

 

[hondablue38]

one thing i learned over the years is bang as much as you can and have no feelings for someone who is looking to replace you anyway so i vote for f@ck and see

 

[Felonious Monk]

Are you fuhking kidding me?!?

Are you fuhking kidding me?!?

This is every man's dream! Why would you want to deal with the hassle of a nagging girlfriend? Simply play her game and let her think she has control of the situation. Unless you are looking for your spouse, you are going to destroy your "Load Ratio."

For the uninitiated, the Load Ratio is how many dollars it takes you to blow a load on some hapless (but consensual) victim. If you could find a girl at 2:15 (after bar is closed, so no drink is necessary), you might nail her for only cab fare home. That is good for the ratio. If you date someone with issues, you may spend six months getting your load off, which will crush the Ratio.

The key is a stable of girls with that delightfully casual moral upbringing, a/k/a the ubiquitous "fuhk buddy." These are key for the ratio. A girl who just wanted to get laid, and didn't even require a token lunch. Every self-respecting guy that I know has at least one fuck buddy on his roster; most aspired for at least three (for "Hat Trick" honors, but that's another thread).

I must say I always was a big fan of stripbars. Not too proud or selective, most of my dates panned out well for the ratio. Also good were the house parties where you haven't seen the chick since high school.

Don't worry about the girl with issues until you are looking for a wife.

 

[bigbagrat]

Blue, she's already told you to hit the road, and rubbed your face in it as well. As a more mature guy, I would suggest you just leave, but in my younger days I would have screwed the hell out of her, then started hitting on her sister.

 

[ryson]

bluemound --

You are not married, so why does it matter? It never matters until you are married, play the game! I agree with bigbagratt..remember the movie Colors? the older cop told the younger cop "why run down and f**k one, when you can walk down and f**k em all?"

just my .02 - GL

 

[yepitsme]

agree with bigabrat, check out her friends and sisters ( specially
little one if she has )


no regret with sluts :thefinger

 

[Felonious Monk]

Let me add........

Let me add........

As far as the "fuhk buddy" goes, here's my take. I used to "set traps". What that means is that you call 3-4 girls right before you go out. You hopefully get the machine and leave a message that goes something like..."just seeing what you were up to tonight, hopefully I'll run into you at the bars". When the unsuspecting "buddy" comes home at 2:30 and is sufficiently drunk and horny, she'll check her messages and hopefully call. When you set 3-4 "traps", one is likely to call. I can't tell you how successful this was.

My favorite memory was telling them that I had to work on Saturdays (or Sundays) not because I wanted to go, but it was a great excuse to get some freshly abused cuddler out of my bed and seeing all the girls making that walk of shame back to their respected cars. I remember watching two girls walking right past each other, decked out in their nicest clothes, trying to fix that matted bed hair, giving eachother that K-Mart rule smile, knowing they each just have a crusty load across their chest. These fond mental pictures shall never fade away.

Ahhh the days.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

Damn Monk it's scary how similar we think! Reminds me of my college days ( I'm a whore also ). I have already got a little dirty sanchez up my sleeve for her. It's been brewing in my head all day long and it will be so sweeeeeeet! The Problem with the sister is out cause she hit every limb in the ugly tree when she got kicked off that joker by her dad! ( Sasquatch ) But she has some slutty friends, come to think of it don't birds of a feather flock together? Like yepitsme say's no regret with sluts!!!

Got caught up in some good stuff if you know what I mean:brows: But After a reality shot in the nuts today my old bloodhound woke up and said Arrrrrgh! The dirty little Beeeaaatch will not be the same after this.

Slippin is the only problem that I've had with this chick! If you lived in this little bity town I live in it would make more sense. But once again there is no excuse for being a puss! There is however an excuse now to go hunting some:brows:

It's now time to get out the old Pimpin clothes and head out for some Sharkin ( always lurkin 6 inches under the water ready to attack that ass! )

Monk I'm comin to party in Texas with some Punnanny Killers. All my buds have wives and Girlfriends! And would rather just stay home and play video games and get fatter. Look out ladies the Freak is off his leash

 

[Sportsaholic]

Simple, bang her friend thats setting her up for the date.

 

[Bandit HVG]

pretend you dont care

pretend you dont care

and then call her sister



The Bandit

 

[Natymike]

do you want a girlfriend??

why??

 

[Felonious Monk]

OK we need more people replying to this thread

OK we need more people replying to this thread

You see Bluemound, that's probably the difference with where I live and where you live. I don't know anything about Alabama but here in Austin we have 6th Street, almost like Bourbon St. but cleaner. It's located in the downtown junction and it has clubs and bars on both sides of the street for a long stretch. You have alot of hotties that come in from out of town and even different colleges and there's always the chance of hooking up with someone new whenever you go.

My favorite place to go to was the Buffalo Club, which was more of the after-party place. The Buff was my sanctuary. My friends can attest to the days of showing up at the club around 10pm to get your stamp and a quick drink. Wasn't a soul in the joint, but that didn't matter. The end result was "no cover" at 1:30 am. This was just enough time to scarf down an LIIT (long island iced tea) or three. After almost puking after each LIIT, the dance floor was in order. Grinding galore. Didn't matter with who or even what.

It's now 3:00 AM and everyone is completely covered in sweat. Mmmm time for a shower. Maybe I should check the traps I set earlier in the night.

UH OH! 2 messages waiting. That means my trap was set off twice (66% ain't bad for a nights work of trap setting). What sucks is when more than one calls and they both say they're coming over. Only the seasoned trap setter can find his way out of this delightful dilemma. My preference is to tell the most sure-thing of the two to come over. After that, call the other one and tell her that you're going to her place, then unplug the phone. Call her the next day and tell her "I'm sorry, I must have passed out". Then you hit that the next night.

As long as we're talking strategy, I'd like to hear some effective methods used to break up the "chick pack", namely those safe-haven groups of chicks who go out together.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

As every male hunter knows, go with what works! Take for example the most succesful of hunters, the African Lion! As we all know from watching National Geographic this prolific hunter uses a strategy known as pride hunting. This method involves seeking out the weakest animal in a herd and using it as an epicenter for the attack! The head lion will pick out a reasonable target and the other lions in the pride will surround this poor unsuspecting creature from all angles. When the chips are all in place the head Lion leads the attack on the weak animal and the others help him finish the kill, they can also pick up stray kills in the aftermath of the primary kill!

Lets make some comparisons here. Lets see how this strategy might work in a simillar situation, say in a night club!

The Herd: 4-5 women gregariously pacing around floating glances ever so often to libido driven ravenous men: the Pride!

The head Lion: yourself

The supporting lions: 1-2 buddies! ( preferably drunk because they're gonna be hittin on the ugly one )

The week animal would be represented by the most shy, least attractive, probably the heaviest female of the "Chick Pack"!

Lets put this whole thing in motion shall we.

You show up at the spot to be for the evening and spot this "herd" while you are surveying the most attractive beast you also analyze the the weakest of the group as well. This is where your buddy comes in, you probably want to give this chore to the drunkest of your crew ( but can disguse this state of grace he's in with a little charm ). Have your buddy go over and move into position on the unsuspecting beast and attack from all angles. In the midst of this attack you casually strole over and strike up a conversation with this pawn you have strategically placed in the middle of this now warzone. You say to your buddy" hey Jack, who are all these gorgeous ladies you are here with this evening?" This never fails, in a group of more than three women the first one to introduce herself will be in your sack in the near future. the secod to speak up will be next! This was an easy way to break the ice now it is up to you to peel the chosen one away from the group. This is where Monk's Load Ratio will be in play! It will take a drink or three but in no time at all if you have the skill you will have succesfully broken apart this band of the hand filled with man hate and a night of Chastity. When seperated from the group it is more likely that the animal will start to come out in this darling little woman and you can institute your phone number into her purse, your address onto her hand, or her ass in your lap!

This always worked with me and a buddy of mine, we dubbed ourselves the Wonder Twins, form the shape of a Pimp daddy! We couldn't get any by ourselves for the longest but we teamed up, stacked together a few good one liners a few little white lies, a handfull of phone numbers and we couldn't run em off the next morning fast enough to start another shift!

If this fails just be yourself and say hey baby you wanna go F##k!
9 out of 10 times you'll get slapped, but the one time you don't will make that cheek heal right up!

 

[bigbagrat]

Cracky! Stop watching the Crocodile Hunter while you're posting..........

 

[Felonious Monk]

Ah yes the quick strike attack method

Ah yes the quick strike attack method

LOL that was good Blue! Let me weigh in on your theory.

Sticking with the "chick pack" topic, there's always that one girl who wants to hook up, but her bitch-ass friends cock-block you and tells you "she needs to go home!"

You just have to have a friend with you at the time that is willing to fall on the grenade because that is always the most effective method in such situation. Her friends are nagging your target because they feel that if they aren't getting laid, nobody is getting laid.

When you do not have a wing man willing to take one for the team, turning into Mr. Nice Guy usually works. Remember, you not only have to win over the target, but the annoying friend(s) as well. Usually it is the, shall we say, less attractive one that is being the conscience of the group, and as such, she does not get much attention from our types, so she will absolutely love you if you talk to her even a little bit. I'd say divide your attention about 70/30 between target and friend and she will love you. Once you get her turned, she will a) start talking you up to the target and b) think that you are nice guy that can be trusted alone with her friend. Clear sailing from there.

If that doesn't work try the old "I'll give you a ride home" trick, or just tell the friend there is a buffet in the corner and when she goes to investigate, tell the target her friend left and get the hell out of there.

If all else fails, admit defeat, go home and check your traps.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Another thing......

Another thing......

"Cock-block" another term that must be addressed.


As a rule, the hotty always has at least one gorilla friend. Hunting as a pack is the key. You can never go into this situation without back up. It is the ignored gorilla girl that will drag her friends home. How to get your friend to jump on the grenade for the good of the group?

Offer to buy your friend drinks. I'd do just about anything for free drinks....and so would most of my friends. Besides if the friend gets drunk enough he might even take her home. That is referred to as "taking one for the team".

I always found that if getting the girl to go home with you and prying her away from the pack is not an option, calling her once you get home is. To use another method of "setting traps", you must have this discussion with your prospective target and get buy-in. Explain that you understand she must stay with her friends while at the bars (showing compassion here), you really want to hang out afterward. Make sure the appropriate numbers are exchanged and cross your fingers. More times than not, assuming buy-in was achieved, your hook-up is still on.

Bluemound, I believe we must have both trained under the same jedi master.

 

[redsfann]

This thread is almost as fun to read as Hellah10's was......

Love the part about "taking one for the team" -- me and the boyz never kept official score or anything, but there was one guy in our group who we started calling "Mercy"-- as in "mercy phuk"-- this dude jumped on so many grenades for the rest of us it was scary--thus, his nickname...
I really believe he just had a thing for the fat and ugly chicks..... and I also can't believe its been 14 years since I've been an undergrad........

 

[Bluemound Freak]

The Force is Strong with us!

Plus Years of Training!


Equals!

You Damn Right!

 

[Felonious Monk]

Here's a quandary, you've let a fuhk buddy go unwatered for well over a month. How do you bring her back into the fold?

An investment as solid as a "fuhk buddy" is worth a little re-investing from time to time. You can't take them for granted for too long, or they fall by the wayside. I always found that if a substantial amount of time has lapsed between conjugal visits, a drink or two will suffice. Let me explain. I don't mean invite her over to get drunk, rather inviting her to the local watering hole for some drinks to catch up. After a couple of drinks and an hour of catching up, you're back in the game without a hitch. One thing to remember is that every conversation can't be about sex or that last time you hooked up with her. You must distract her with small talk. Basically what has happened is that here you are showing that you "care" about what she has to say and enjoy her company outside of the bedroom. A TRUE "fuhk buddy" never turns her back on you.

How's that sound? Nobody said having a "fuhk buddy" was easy. I was fortunate to retain one for over 2 1/2 years. She taught me a lot of things. I thank her for that. Most "buddies" had a very limited shelf life of 2-6 months before they would begin to demand actual dates, relationship, etc.

By treating the "buddy" as someone other than just a sex object, I achieved longevity. Make no mistake, both of us knew we were in it just for the sex. Yes, it did take a bit of luck to retain for so long, and yes, there may have been an instance or two of "emotional attachment", but that was early on. Once the roles were clearly defined, it was on. Please don't misunderstand and think I was taking them on dates. Oh no, that's treading on thin ice. That said, there is nothing wrong with the OCCASIONAL out-of-the-bedroom meeting to re-establish party lines. The "buddy" became, dare I say, more of a friend than just the girl who I "nailed once in a while". My reference to "re-establising" party lines was also key. During this 2 1/2 years there was dating going on with myself and other girls, and the "buddy" and other guys. We would have to clear the air in regards to jealousy and prophylactics.

Fellas, communication is the key. If you are going to get into the game of fuhk buddies, you must be prepared to face all that comes with it.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Let me retort......

Let me retort......

I think I must create another category of chick that is a bit different, or is maybe a hybrid of the "fuhk buddy"....I shall call her the "Drunk Dial buddy". Keep in mind that the same outcome is achieved, however this is more of a one night stand ever so often for no longer than a 2 month period. I always found that my "Drunk Dial Buddies" had a shelf life of about 2 months. At no point is a date or extended conversation needed with this breed.

Does that make sense to everyone, the difference? I would love to hear some thoughts on this.

I am already thinking of a third hybrid, but will save it for the appropriate time.