what's your ringtone

[hedgehog]

I'll keep the 5 Benjamins and take it to strip club.

First time in life on a drought that lasted this long...

I'd pay 500 for some strange right now....

I may not knock the back out of it, but I'll scrape the sides for $500

I hear ya, I was there 4 years ago...I went on match.com and I'm getting married in April, try it out, I met three young ladies all dtf

Strip club its all about the champagne club sir....whatever you want for 500

Good luck :0008

 

[kickserv]

My ringtone is an instrumental version of Metallica One. Hope this helps

fuck yeah:Yep:

 

[kickserv]

Game of Thrones Violin Cover




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and




Quagmire giggity......

http://ringmobi.net/funny/22938-quagmire-giggity.html

 

[the addict]

I'd never hear the quagmire

He says giggity once



Escape by buffet?

Or is that....you know...

Pina coladas and making love at midnight

 

[Cie]

What woman wouldn't want to jump right in bed after hearing Metallica........:0003

Check out the lyrics to One.....

I can?t remember anything
Can?t tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I?m waking up, I cannot see
That there?s not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it?s much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can?t look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I?ll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I?m just one
Oh God, help me Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

Landmine
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

 

[Cie]

I hear ya, I was there 4 years ago...I went on match.com and I'm getting married in April, try it out, I met three young ladies all dtf

Strip club its all about the champagne club sir....whatever you want for 500

Good luck :0008

Remember the time you got robbed by a stripper?

 

[Sportsaholic]

Remember the time you got robbed by a stripper?

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:lol:

 

[PocketAces]

I bet you'd do better with the ladies if you turned the phone completely off when you are with one.

:0008

 

[comfortable1]

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This has been my ringtone for at least a decade.

 

[Handi Capper]

im a single bachelor man and ive been on a drought- I need something that is going to get them

:00x32

girls today fall for rngtones:shrug:

i always used a potatoe

 

[PAChicky]

My ringtone for PaSprint is "I'm a Gummy Bear"

My regular ringtone is the "Whistle Samsung Edge" right now.

I like to change it up from time to time- I use music or the Zedge App.

My text notification used to be the Screaming Goat but I changed it to Simon's Cat for now.

 

[Scrapman]

my ringtone i use hard pounding drum beats high speeed sounds great on the CD i found lots of music on there i dont know who or where from but i need it loud and vibrateing so i can hear the fucker in noisy enviroments

 

[redsfann]

Minion frightened noises. Like there are others??


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[Amethyest]

Very nice

Very nice

My ringtone for PaSprint is "I'm a Gummy Bear"

My regular ringtone is the "Whistle Samsung Edge" right now.

I like to change it up from time to time- I use music or the Zedge App.

My text notification used to be the Screaming Goat but I changed it to Simon's Cat for now.

Weird and different....Just You :0074....:toast: