When's the last time you paid cash for a purchase of more than $50?

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I won't do anything you ask of me.........NEVER.

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Again you are wrong. You are wrong most of the time. I moved out of that office years ago. And now because of the health insurance climate in this country I've downsized into a home office. So Joker again you really are out of touch. :0074

ps.............I don't cheat on my taxes, my CPA is very creative. I've used him since 1972.

Ok. Go outside your office and take a photo - otherwise, we all know you lied when you stated that you worked out of a nice million dollar building.

Pretty sure a photo will never happen. :mj07::mj07::mj07:


So you stated the home office, yet you said the other also? And the picture of the office posted really was your office? That was a million dollars? I am confused. :rolleyes:
 

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I think you're be a little naive here BBC. Believe me if a cash business owner is using his cash to make daily purchases he's NOT paying taxes on it. :SIB

Everyone that owns a cash business skims. The lady that cuts my hair, asks me to pay her my tip in cash so she doesn't have to report the income :0074 Anyone that avoids taxes is smart
 

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Everyone that owns a cash business skims. The lady that cuts my hair, asks me to pay her my tip in cash so she doesn't have to report the income :0074 Anyone that avoids taxes is smart

Last time you paid to get your tip in with a lady, weren't you robbed?
 

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Again you are wrong. You are wrong most of the time. I moved out of that office years ago. And now because of the health insurance climate in this country I've downsized into a home office. So Joker again you really are out of touch. :0074

ps.............I don't cheat on my taxes, my CPA is very creative. I've used him since 1972.



How fucking "creative" is an accountant who has been grinding out a living for over 40 years? You'd think he could have created a decent retirement by now!
 

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Maybe you guys can help me understand. How come if patients are self-pay and are paying in cash they ask me for a discount? Them paying cash doesn't save me anything but the 2% credit card processing fee. What makes them think it's different vs. a credit card to a business. It's just weird when someone says "hey doc, if I pay cash, will you discount it, wink wink". It implies that I'm not reporting it, which is an avenue I choose not to travel down. We always end up giving some sort of discount but I've never understood the consumer's point of view.


By the way, people with insurance pay monthly for their insurance. So, by not having insurance, you actually have saved quite a bit already in comparison to people paying premiums over the years.
 

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How fucking "creative" is an accountant who has been grinding out a living for over 40 years? You'd think he could have created a decent retirement by now!

Had to have been 30 when he started doing the boys crooked books, so he still grinds out a dollar at 74. Impressive.

It's expensive to live in Detroit in the boys million dollar home office neighborhood
 

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Maybe you guys can help me understand. How come if patients are self-pay and are paying in cash they ask me for a discount? Them paying cash doesn't save me anything but the 2% credit card processing fee. What makes them think it's different vs. a credit card to a business. It's just weird when someone says "hey doc, if I pay cash, will you discount it, wink wink". It implies that I'm not reporting it, which is an avenue I choose not to travel down. We always end up giving some sort of discount but I've never understood the consumer's point of view.


By the way, people with insurance pay monthly for their insurance. So, by not having insurance, you actually have saved quite a bit already in comparison to people paying premiums over the years.

Dental insurance is very popular here. I've sold a shit load of it over the years and it stays on the books. Plus it's a pretty easy sell.
 

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How fucking "creative" is an accountant who has been grinding out a living for over 40 years? You'd think he could have created a decent retirement by now!

It's not that hard of work. You get a client who has a business and pays tax on the income that it generates. Take the cash that's generated, tell the business owner to give himself a loan that he has no intention of paying back. Client sees money come in thinks it's tax free Wink at him and tell him how creative that you are and then bill him twice as much as you do your other clients. Wait for clients business to run into its eventual demise and then guide him into selling insurance. Guide him into renting an office in a building you own. Profit.
 
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It's not that hard of work. You get a client who has a business and pays tax on the income that it generates. Take the cash that's generated, tell the business owner to give himself a loan that he has no intention of paying back. Client sees money come in thinks it's tax free Wink at him and tell him how creative that you are and then bill him twice as much as you do your other clients. Wait for clients business to run into its eventual demise and then guide him into selling insurance. Guide him into renting an office in a building you own. Profit.

Post of the year! Classic!
 

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It's not that hard of work. You get a client who has a business and pays tax on the income that it generates. Take the cash that's generated, tell the business owner to give himself a loan that he has no intention of paying back. Client sees money come in thinks it's tax free Wink at him and tell him how creative that you are and then bill him twice as much as you do your other clients. Wait for clients business to run into its eventual demise and then guide him into selling insurance. Guide him into renting an office in a building you own. Profit.


This, Bobby, is as good as it gets calling a spade a spade.

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Maybe you guys can help me understand. How come if patients are self-pay and are paying in cash they ask me for a discount? Them paying cash doesn't save me anything but the 2% credit card processing fee. What makes them think it's different vs. a credit card to a business. It's just weird when someone says "hey doc, if I pay cash, will you discount it, wink wink". It implies that I'm not reporting it, which is an avenue I choose not to travel down. We always end up giving some sort of discount but I've never understood the consumer's point of view.


By the way, people with insurance pay monthly for their insurance. So, by not having insurance, you actually have saved quite a bit already in comparison to people paying premiums over the years.

The reason is, Saint, that you are getting paid today for a service u performed today. It's not to intimate you are cheating on the income attained from services performed. How nice would it be if all of your customers on a day to day basis fully paid their bill that day? Also, my parents worked all their lives and never had a dental insurance option. What's not to understand here? You have been fortunate I'm sure to never have shitty health insurance like so many working people do. Hospitals will sometimes discount 50% of the bill to get paid in full. I have negotiated a lot off healthcare bills over the years. It should be worth a heck of a lot more than a 2% credit card fee to you to get paid today in full for services today.

The people who are getting royally screwed now by Obamacare are those who are middle class, work, and don't have a nice company policy to choose. These people (me included) pay through the nose for shit insurance and never use it bc it is cost prohibitive.
 
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