Who the fuk uses a shoehorn?

[The Boys]

I owned two European clothing/shoe stores from 1972-84, we always used a shoehorn on men shoes. :SIB

 

[PocketAces]

And you'd have blood stains on your panties when you pulled them back up with those crusty jagged sharp edges

Loose means experienced... and I can always use those laces for a snug fit.

While you're dick is bleeding all I have to worry about is how to get the smell off mine. And I may or may not have experience with that problem

:0003:0003:0003

If there was a "Post of the Year" contest you would be the winner.

:142smilie

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

I wear 'athletic' shoes. I tied them one time, the first time I put them on.

:facepalm: You're like an infant in a old man's body.

 

[MadJack]

:facepalm: You're like an infant in a old man's body.

I don't know how to give a red card from my phone. :0003

Come on down to horseshoe.


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[WhatsHisNuts]

I don't know how to give a red card from my phone. :0003

Come on down to horseshoe.

I would if I could. Good luck. :toast:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

If there was a "Post of the Year" contest you would be the winner.

:142smilie

Cie can't respond because he's still putting on bandaids

:toast::toast::toast:

 

[Cie]

Cie can't respond because he's still putting on bandaids

:toast::toast::toast:

Quick trip to the ER turned into an overnighter for observation

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Quick trip to the ER turned into an overnighter for observation

Yeah but I learned that I'll never pee next to you

Animal