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Fcuk Frist
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saint

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She's actually a very sweet person.

Unfortunately she emotionally goes from 0-100mph in about 2 nanoseconds. Before I even knew something is up she goes bat fucking crazy. She is then so riled up she can't comprehend anything to calm down. I feel like Charlie Brown's teacher....waah wa WAh WAAH wah Sheesh! One wife is enough!
 

THE KOD

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my best advise to you saint is the next time she starts to get riled up and go bat crazy

knock something back to her tonsils and add some
Gleam to her teeth.

if ya catch my drift :SIB

at least one of you wont be a pussychops
 

gardenweasel

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you`re gonna laugh but i had a batshit female opthalmologist and i felt like she was hitting on me...

i changed doc`s and i got around 5 "please follow-up" letters in the space of a month and a half...

she was very scary....i made the mistake of calling her "dr.____(insert first name)"....and she went ballistic on me...i tried to smooth it over...maybe a bit to much....

but,i mean,"hi ,dr. pamela " or "hi,dr. martha"....
is that so f-cking disrespectful?....and then after the rough start,she sort of went glenn close on me....

crazy eyes....

it was eerie....
 
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gardenweasel

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what part were we supposed to laugh at?

the part where she threw a hissy at my calling her by her first name......

it wasn`t funny at the time...

rule number 859:

"never risk antagonizing someone fooling with your eyes or who has a sharp instrument in any of your orifices....no matter how obnoxious or annoying they may be"......
 
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