Would you use it?

[~Buckshot~]

In cleaning out my cabinets and restocking shelves due to current events, I found this pack of chicken marinade:



Which has an expiration date of July 3, 2001



Currently marinating in the fridge, going on the smoker in an hour but my wife thinks I'm nuts. Would you use it?

 

[kickserv]

Currently marinating in the fridge, going on the smoker in an hour but my wife thinks I'm nuts. Would you use it?

You wife is correct. It is hedgehog type of stupidity to consume a product that expired in 2001.

 

[no pepper]

that stuff crystalizes in twenty years. Don't fuck with old spices. And trim your nails dude!

 

[~Buckshot~]

that stuff crystalizes in twenty years. Don't fuck with old spices. And trim your nails dude!

Crystalizes? Can you explain. To me it's just spices. Yes, old spices, but just spices. Don't see how it'll be harmful. Maybe not as tasty but still ok.

 

[yyz]

Crystalizes? Can you explain. To me it's just spices. Yes, old spices, but just spices. Don't see how it'll be harmful. Maybe not as tasty but still ok.

Do you know what happens when you let spices age too long?


You get deodorant......

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

Do you know what happens when you let spices age too long?


You get deodorant......

:mj07::mj07::mj07:

 

[no pepper]

Was it kind of clumpy and moist. Or was it still a fine, dry powder? Didn't smell funky I presume. Maybe you are all right. Sounds like you are past the point of no return. I don't think it will make you sick, you may just not like the taste of that meat in your mouth. Have your wife pick up some extra tacos in case you bail.

 

[kickserv]

Don't see how it'll be harmful. Maybe not as tasty but still ok.

 

[kickserv]

Do you know what happens when you let spices age too long?

You get deodorant......

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[~Buckshot~]

Was it kind of clumpy and moist. Or was it still a fine, dry powder? Didn't smell funky I presume. Maybe you are all right. Sounds like you are past the point of no return. I don't think it will make you sick, you may just not like the taste of that meat in your mouth. Have your wife pick up some extra tacos in case you bail.

Fine, dry powder. Didn't smell funky. As per instructions, mixed with water and oil and it mixed up fine, not clumpy. I'm committed, gonna try it but the wife is making me smoke some with my regular dry rub as well. She said she'll eat that and maybe try the marinaded ones if I don't throw up.

 

[kickserv]

As per instructions, mixed with water and oil and it mixed up fine, not clumpy.

So you pay close attention to the instructions, but the expiry date of July 3rd 2001, yep, let's not focus on that shit:mj07:

 

[yyz]

So you pay close attention to the instructions, but the expiry date of July 3rd 2001, yep, let's not focus on that shit:mj07:

What if this turns out to be be the cure for the virus?

:0corn

 

[REFLOG]

So you pay close attention to the instructions, but the expiry date of July 3rd 2001, yep, let's not focus on that shit:mj07:

:mj07:

 

[kickserv]

What if this turns out to be be the cure for the virus?

:0corn

Then he receives not one......but TWO Madjack T-shirts.:0064

 

[hedgehog]

You wife is correct. It is hedgehog type of stupidity to consume a product that expired in 2001.

:facepalm:

I would throw away and use fresher marinade

 

[~Buckshot~]

Then he receives not one......but TWO Madjack T-shirts.:0064

XL would be great. Been hanging around here for 15 years, although I'm much more of a consumer than a producer :0074

 

[~Buckshot~]

:facepalm:

I would throw away and use fresher marinade

That would require trip to the store, trying to practice my social distancing.



Dry rub for the wife on the right. (Think there's a joke there I'm missing)

 

[kickserv]

XL would be great. Been hanging around here for 15 years, although I'm much more of a consumer than a producer :0074

Sorry......the XL's have expired.

 

[Redhog]

:scared

 

[~Buckshot~]

Final product



Mesquite flavor was delicious, no issues. Wife thought dry rub was too spicy and ended up eating mostly the mesquite.

Cheers :toast: