Just read this from one of my old posts relating to some advice about betting. I almost died because I was out of breath from laughing so hard at reading this s***!
---Cocksucks wad pulls take a titty ****ing while to adjust so the felching fingers would reflect titty ****s for when the titty ****ing team browns its normal 5 muff sniffs per game, not for the uncle****ing muff sniffed average (that nobody screws about). The wad pulling bettor, plowing that the ****ing average will stay the ass****ing same, would get felched.---